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TotP.
How dare you write "TotP" on my thread?!?! Have you no shame? Where does this hatred come from...
I am hungry.
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Please do not eat my Lord and Master, except in a symbolic way, like a communion wafer, that's okay.
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On a daily basis my life is threatened on this thread. I even have an Orc who wants to eat my dead body. Clearly, a lesser man would not be able to endure this daily assault on me, but I am far greater than that! I will stand true to my conviction that no one should post on this thread. I will stand firm that the world ends on December 21, 2012. And, finally, I stand firm that I will take my followers to a Realm Beyond Time to safety, and we will survive the coming Apocolypse. You have been warned!!!!!!!!!!
Also, Happy Valentine's Day...
I no longer care about this thread. There will be no more rants.
Oh Please JMD031 a rant or two for old time sake?
No. I recently had a personal tragedy and I no longer care. No, I don't want to talk about it. Please leave it alone.
I wouldn't joke about something like this. I guess I only posted something about it because I'm in a bit of shock and I remember saying something about doing a rant or something. I was just checking things off my to do list and I remembered this thread... Anyways, it seems silly to be posting on a webforum but I feel I need to keep my life going as it was to keep my sanity.
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Because I'm an American, damnit!
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You are not an American you are a goblin and thus you don't have legal citizenship.
I have never seen or heard of goblins who are legal citizens of the United States. Isn't that why you sought revolt to begin with and why I supported your cause as a fellow downtrodden group that we humanoids are considered.
Goblin tasty treat.
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I have never seen or heard of goblins who are legal citizens of the United States. Isn't that why you sought revolt to begin with and why I supported your cause as a fellow downtrodden group that we humanoids are considered.
Please note, Master, the beginnings of Dorkmash.'s historical revisionism.
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You made me work in a loincloth! And when I complained, you took my loincloth away! It's up above, in THIS very thread, I think.
But I am not bitter, because I have been reunited with my Lord and Master.
Pbbt.
There needs to be a change in subjects. You may discuss the following:
Iran, America's Secret war?
What's Love got to do with it? or Why Valentine's Day sucks.
and finally...
Why Pathfinder is the game for you?
Removed some posts. Please try to be civil to each other.
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Pathfinder is the game for me because it allows me to play a goblin paladin.
Valentine's Day sucks because I didn't get laid.
Re: the USA and Iran [censored! censored! censored! censored!]
I have no idea what "civil" means, but rest assured, I did avail myself of cutting-edge technologies and Private Messaged JMDwhatever to express my condolences. And troll him some more.
All hail Leafar!
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Pathfinder is the game for me because it allows me to play a goblin paladin.
Valentine's Day sucks because I didn't get laid.
Re: the USA and Iran [censored! censored! censored! censored!]
I have no idea what "civil" means, but rest assured, I did avail myself of cutting-edge technologies and Private Messaged JMDwhatever to express my condolences. And troll him some more.
All hail Leafar!
The concept of being civil will have no meaning after the world ends on 12/21/12. I have made it clear that I want no one posting on this thread, and yet people continue to do so. I would consider that to be uncivil, but this is still America and people have the right to Free Speech. I also have the right to Free Speech, but of course that too will end on the Last Day........................................................................ ........................................................................... ........................................................................... ...................
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So you will stop posting on 12/21/12? So All I need to do is keeping posting till after you do and I win Hurrah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, Dorkmash, everyone will stop posting on 12/21/12, because the world is coming to an end! As you may recall, me and my followers will go to the Realm Beyond Time, the Orcs that worship you will become my slaves, you will be forced to wash my feet, etc.
Why are people not discussing one of my topics? Do we need different topics? What's going on here?
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The topic is the world's imminent end. Only our Lord Leafar can deliver us from it, orc gods and slaadi notwithstanding. You are nothing compared to the end of time.
It is not too late. Repent, and pledge your soul to Leafar. There is no other way!
The topic is the world's imminent end. Only our Lord Leafar can deliver us from it, orc gods and slaadi notwithstanding. You are nothing compared to the end of time.
It is not too late. Repent, and pledge your soul to Leafar. There is no other way!
Why would I pray to an imaginary person?
There is no end of time for a Time Lord, but maybe a hiccup.
JMD031, hope everything goes okay with you.
Down here is Carnaval so some good samba for you guys:
Chico Buarque, one of the best singers of Brasil.
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JMD031, hope everything goes okay with you.
Down here is Carnaval so some good samba for you guys:
Chico Buarque, one of the best singers of Brasil.
The best Brazilian singer is Bebel Gilberto, the daughter of legendary bossa nova singer and guitarist João Gilberto, AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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There is no end of time for a Time Lord, but maybe a hiccup.
The last time I checked there were about 3 Time Lords left, so time ended for almost all of them. Time will end for everyone else on 12/21/2012...
One week down a lifetime to go. I'm feeling a tad bit better. I may have enough leftover rage to do a rant or two, but I won't make any promises.
I had no problem avoiding this thread until I thought about The Game.
The best Brazilian singer is Bebel Gilberto, the daughter of legendary bossa nova singer and guitarist João Gilberto, AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JMD031, hope everything goes okay with you.
Down here is Carnaval so some good samba for you guys:
Chico Buarque, one of the best singers of Brasil.
An this is why I know for a fact that you are a figment of a goblins imagination. It's the only way your music taste can be so atrocious. You could have said Elis Regina, Raul Seixas, even Caetano Veloso, heck, even João Gilberto, and I could agree. Bebel Gilberto? GTFO. She's good, but not great.
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An this is why I know for a fact that you are a figment of a goblins imagination. It's the only way your music taste can be so atrocious.
Baseless accusations and slander! If Leafar were a figment of my imagining, he would have said Os Mutantes! Also, goblins have excellent musical taste!
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The best Brazilian singer is Bebel Gilberto, the daughter of legendary bossa nova singer and guitarist João Gilberto, AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JMD031, hope everything goes okay with you.
Down here is Carnaval so some good samba for you guys:
Chico Buarque, one of the best singers of Brasil.An this is why I know for a fact that you are a figment of a goblins imagination. It's the only way your music taste can be so atrocious. You could have said Elis Regina, Raul Seixas, even Caetano Veloso, heck, even João Gilberto, and I could agree. Bebel Gilberto? GTFO. She's good, but not great.
Some Elis Regina, so you can learn.
No, sirrah, it is you who must learn musical taste and some manners! Your previous statements are an insult to the Gilberto family name! I throw my glove down at your feet! I demand satisfaction!
No, sirrah, it is you who must learn musical taste and some manners! Your previous statements are an insult to the Gilberto family name! I throw my glove down at your feet! I demand satisfaction!The best Brazilian singer is Bebel Gilberto, the daughter of legendary bossa nova singer and guitarist João Gilberto, AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JMD031, hope everything goes okay with you.
Down here is Carnaval so some good samba for you guys:
Chico Buarque, one of the best singers of Brasil.An this is why I know for a fact that you are a figment of a goblins imagination. It's the only way your music taste can be so atrocious. You could have said Elis Regina, Raul Seixas, even Caetano Veloso, heck, even João Gilberto, and I could agree. Bebel Gilberto? GTFO. She's good, but not great.
Some Elis Regina, so you can learn.
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I can't ignore a line like that. You can't get no satisfaction!Also, Mutantes is a good answer too. See Leafar, even the goblin that imagines you has a better taste in music than you. How does that even work?
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See Leafar, even the goblin that imagines you has a better taste in music than you. How does that even work?
Well, you heathen child of misbelief, it works like this:
Did you ever ask your mom which of her children she liked best? Well, I imagine that yours might have preferred your siblings; but most of the time, they can't choose, or they can't choose rationally.
It's like that; Leafar created (and shall destroy) the world; therefore, all music was created by Him as well. It is not necessary that he have good taste in music--after all, without Him, we wouldn't have ears with which to listen, you misbegotten infidel dog.
There is something wrong with the system, it is saying that there are 5 new posts in this thread since I last posted but I only see four...
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No, sirrah, it is you who must learn musical taste and some manners! Your previous statements are an insult to the Gilberto family name! I throw my glove down at your feet! I demand satisfaction!The best Brazilian singer is Bebel Gilberto, the daughter of legendary bossa nova singer and guitarist João Gilberto, AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JMD031, hope everything goes okay with you.
Down here is Carnaval so some good samba for you guys:
Chico Buarque, one of the best singers of Brasil.An this is why I know for a fact that you are a figment of a goblins imagination. It's the only way your music taste can be so atrocious. You could have said Elis Regina, Raul Seixas, even Caetano Veloso, heck, even João Gilberto, and I could agree. Bebel Gilberto? GTFO. She's good, but not great.
Some Elis Regina, so you can learn....
I can't ignore a line like that. You can't get no satisfaction!
Also, Mutantes is a good answer too. See Leafar, even the goblin that imagines you has a better taste in music than you. How does that even work?
Did it ever occur to you that we are two, different people? I can assure you that me and my Acolyte are not the same person. However, it won't matter after 12/21/12 when the world ends and ALL the lies that you Humans have kept hidden will be revealed...