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Ceaser Slaad |
![Ugimmo](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9039-Boggard.jpg)
Ceaser Slaad wrote:I spawn everywhere and anywhere. It so much more chaotic that way.I have no choice but to make it official. From now on all Slaad are supposed to reply to this thread for purposes of spawning.
- Your Glorious Leader
Ah, but you must understand that in order for anarchy and chaos to succeed, ... there must be a minimal amount of organization. You may spawn wherever you please, but in the absence of eggs it won't do much good. I had earlier declared that the entire multiverse was our spawning grounds, but then that ended up with too few slaad trying to spawn over too large an area. In order to make sure that the spawning is effective and that many more young slaad are produced, thereby maximizing the amount of anarchy and chaos, it has become necessary to reduce the size of the spawning grounds such that all the eggs are in one place and all the spawning that takes place will be effective. This thread is perfect for that, as well as helping to increase anarchy and chaos in and of itself when that nitwit who started it complains about people posting in it. I say posting in it isn't good enough. Spawning is the answer! Let the spawning begin!!
- Your Glorious Leader
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Spicy Nacho Slaad |
![Chraal](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/37_Chraal.jpg)
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:Ceaser Slaad wrote:I spawn everywhere and anywhere. It so much more chaotic that way.I have no choice but to make it official. From now on all Slaad are supposed to reply to this thread for purposes of spawning.
- Your Glorious Leader
Ah, but you must understand that in order for anarchy and chaos to succeed, ... there must be a minimal amount of organization. You may spawn wherever you please, but in the absence of eggs it won't do much good. I had earlier declared that the entire multiverse was our spawning grounds, but then that ended up with too few slaad trying to spawn over too large an area. In order to make sure that the spawning is effective and that many more young slaad are produced, thereby maximizing the amount of anarchy and chaos, it has become necessary to reduce the size of the spawning grounds such that all the eggs are in one place and all the spawning that takes place will be effective. This thread is perfect for that, as well as helping to increase anarchy and chaos in and of itself when that nitwit who started it complains about people posting in it. I say posting in it isn't good enough. Spawning is the answer! Let the spawning begin!!
- Your Glorious Leader
I'll be on the Strip New Year's Eve in the guise of the human "egging" as many hapless drunk fools whilst using my DROID to photograph their impending births.
Here's to spawning in 2012, or was that 2013. Human calenders, too idiosyncratic for my taste.
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Twin Dragons |
![Maghara](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9258-GhostDragon_500.jpeg)
This is the year 2012. It will be the last year, because as we all know Time itself will end on December 21, 2012. Therefore, continuing to post on this thread is futile, because one way or another this thread (and everything else) is coming to an end. You will obey me, whether you like it or not.
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JMD031 |
![Count Haserton Lowis IV](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9231-Hasteron.jpg)
This is the year 2012. It will be the last year, because as we all know Time itself will end on December 21, 2012. Therefore, continuing to post on this thread is futile, because one way or another this thread (and everything else) is coming to an end. You will obey me, whether you like it or not.
You are superstitious?
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Leafar the Lost |
![Darl Quethos](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/DarlQuethos_finish.jpg)
I am not superstitious, I am simply stating a fact: TIME WILL END ON DECEMBER 21, 2012! I tried to warn you back when this thread started, but you wouldn't listen to me. Maybe if you Malefactors had listened to me this could have been stopped, but now it's too late! Time, and everything else, is coming to an end! CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED FOREVER!
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JMD031 |
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![Count Haserton Lowis IV](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9231-Hasteron.jpg)
I am not superstitious, I am simply stating a fact: TIME WILL END ON DECEMBER 21, 2012! I tried to warn you back when this thread started, but you wouldn't listen to me. Maybe if you Malefactors had listened to me this could have been stopped, but now it's too late! Time, and everything else, is coming to an end! CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED FOREVER!
Sounds like the makings of a Christmas special.
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Doodlebug Anklebiter |
![Goblin](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/Pathfinder1_02b.jpg)
So, I don't know if you guys caught it, but there was another Leafar thread that Gary Teter closed, and in it he provided a link to yet another Leafar thread that he closed. And there it was.
The good ol' days before the fall. Me and Leafar, taking on the messageboards. Me and Leafar holding hands and dancing through the meadows, telling jokes and laughing, listening to the songs of crickets and chipmunks, and, and, and....
[Starts weeping]
I want to go back to the old days, Leafar. I want to go back to when it was you and I against the world, against the TOZes and the JMDwhatevers. I want, I want, I want to go back to the way it used to be, Leafar the Loved.
I'm sorry I ever turned away from you!
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Leafar the Lost |
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![Darl Quethos](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/DarlQuethos_finish.jpg)
So, I don't know if you guys caught it, but there was another Leafar thread that Gary Teter closed, and in it he provided a link to yet another Leafar thread that he closed. And there it was.
The good ol' days before the fall. Me and Leafar, taking on the messageboards. Me and Leafar holding hands and dancing through the meadows, telling jokes and laughing, listening to the songs of crickets and chipmunks, and, and, and....
[Starts weeping]
I want to go back to the old days, Leafar. I want to go back to when it was you and I against the world, against the TOZes and the JMDwhatevers. I want, I want, I want to go back to the way it used to be, Leafar the Loved.
I'm sorry I ever turned away from you!
Yes, those were the good old days, but unforunately those days will end on December 21, 2012, when the Mayan Calendar and TIME ITSELF ends! These are the last days, and you must enjoy the little time you have left...