Deep 6 FaWtL

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

Bare sharks?

[Patrick Curtin]

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Bare sharks?

Were sharks!

[Gark the Goblin]

There shark!

[Jack Hammer]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

Where'd you find the peasant?

He was shining my Jack boots

[Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant]

Jack Hammer wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

Where'd you find the peasant?

He was shining my Jack boots

No I wasn't, you fascist golem

[Jack Hammer]

Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

What happens if I press this red button?

Nothing. Nothing at all. Go ahead and press it.

Makes sure the red button is connected to the electrodes and that a peasant is strapped in tight.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

HELP! HELP! IM BEING OPPRESSED!

Did you say 'pressed'? OK, I'll press the red button for Gary.

Presses red button

[Emperor7]

Good thing that there's nothing in the FAWTLY by-laws about violence in the threads. Hehe

[Gark the Goblin]

I'm feeling quite magnanimous in favourites today.

Edited for clarification.

[Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant]

Jack Hammer wrote:

Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

What happens if I press this red button?

Nothing. Nothing at all. Go ahead and press it.

Makes sure the red button is connected to the electrodes and that a peasant is strapped in tight.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

HELP! HELP! IM BEING OPPRESSED!

Did you say 'pressed'? OK, I'll press the red button for Gary.

Presses red button

GGGHHTTGGIGGITY!HUMINAHUMINAHUMINAeieiei!

The smell of roasting peasant fills the thread

[Aberzombie]

Mmmmm......chicken wings.

[Mothman]

Hello FAWTLies.

Busy day today, but game night tonight! Yay!

[Gruumash .]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Gruumash . wrote:

Ah just avoid swimming with the seals and you'll be fine. I love swimming in the ocean. I also love great white sharks. But I am crazy and a liberatarian also Scottish to boot.

I can cop to most of that as well except the loving sharks thing. I don't wish them any ill-will, but..ya know ....

Ah but do you have yer own kilt lad? If so what is yer clan laddie?

Me I am Douglas and Cahoon.

[Emperor7]

Gruumash . wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Gruumash . wrote:

Ah just avoid swimming with the seals and you'll be fine. I love swimming in the ocean. I also love great white sharks. But I am crazy and a liberatarian also Scottish to boot.

I can cop to most of that as well except the loving sharks thing. I don't wish them any ill-will, but..ya know ....

Ah but do you have yer own kilt lad? If so what is yer clan laddie?

Me I am Douglas and Cahoon.

Clan Ross here, sirrah.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

SCOTT!

[Patrick Curtin]

Gruumash . wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Gruumash . wrote:

Ah just avoid swimming with the seals and you'll be fine. I love swimming in the ocean. I also love great white sharks. But I am crazy and a liberatarian also Scottish to boot.

I can cop to most of that as well except the loving sharks thing. I don't wish them any ill-will, but..ya know ....

Ah but do you have yer own kilt lad? If so what is yer clan laddie?

Me I am Douglas and Cahoon.

Clan MacIntyre if you please. I'm not sure of the kilt tartan, but their sigil is a raised sword with a snowball at the tip and their words are 'Per Ardua'. But I was raised Irish Catholic, so I'm Scottish by genetics mostly.

[Gark the Goblin]

secretsecretsecret

[Aberzombie]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

SCOTT!

Yes?

[Mairkurion {tm}]

True, fun, and confusing. The perfect trio.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

I just learned a new portmanteau from Futurama:

Scaroused.

EXAMPLE

Amazon: You my kind of sap! Poses flirtily.

Fry: I'm scaroused...

[Tordek Rumnaheim]

Sigh - Tomorrow evening begins the 19 hour journey from Texas to Minnesota to drop my son off for college, thus breaking up our little family game group. Fortunately, my youngest son is staying in Texas for a year of school so not all is lost.

[BluePigeon]

Mothman wrote:

Hello FAWTLies.

Busy day today, but game night tonight! Yay!

I'm Jealous.

[Mothman]

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

Sigh - Tomorrow evening begins the 19 hour journey from Texas to Minnesota to drop my son off for college, thus breaking up our little family game group. Fortunately, my youngest son is staying in Texas for a year of school so not all is lost.

Hope the trip goes well Tordek, and that the family copes ok with your lad studying so far away from home.

[Mothman]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I just learned a new portmanteau from Futurama:

Scaroused.

EXAMPLE

Amazon: You my kind of sap! Poses flirtily.

Fry: I'm scaroused...

I know how he felt.

[The Marquis de Sade]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I just learned a new portmanteau from Futurama:

Scaroused.

I like it.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

Sigh - Tomorrow evening begins the 19 hour journey from Texas to Minnesota to drop my son off for college, thus breaking up our little family game group. Fortunately, my youngest son is staying in Texas for a year of school so not all is lost.

Please get your son to sign up for my religion class at one of two community college campuses.

[Justin Franklin]

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

Sigh - Tomorrow evening begins the 19 hour journey from Texas to Minnesota to drop my son off for college, thus breaking up our little family game group. Fortunately, my youngest son is staying in Texas for a year of school so not all is lost.

Have a good trip the weather is finally great up here.

[Crimson Jester]

Bookmark.

[gran rey de los mono]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Bookmark.

No need for a bookmark. Just bend down the corner of the page.

[gran rey de los mono]

Need to vent. Spoilered for those who don't care.

Spoiler:

I don't know if I have mentioned this before or not, but I work the overnight shift at the front desk of a hotel. I just had a guest call down and ask if we have high-speed internet. I told him, that yes we do, its wireless, and asked if he needed help connecting to it. He says "No, I'm connected to it but I'm only getting 11 megs per second and thats too slow". I reminded him that, because it is move-in time for the university, the hotel is full, and most people bring a computer (sometimes more than one per room). Connecting, at least, 70 computers to one network is going to slow it down, especially when it has the limited bandwidth that ours has. He then tells me "Disconnect the others, I need more speed". Like I would do that, even if I could (the network is remotely administered, I can't do anything to it). It really bugs me when people think they're more important than everyone else.

Thanks, I feel a little better now.

[Mothman]

Was he serious?

[gran rey de los mono]

Yes. He was also very upset when I told him no.

[Mothman]

Sounds like a bit of a tool really.

[gran rey de los mono]

I agree.

[Werewolf of London]

Aw-oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Werewoof of London]

Woof?

[TriOmegaZero]

That's like the lady who came over to our NetOps complaining that her office had no connectivity. We said that the notice about the electrical wiring being rerun had been put out for weeks. She then said 'but that was for the power being out, not the network'. *facepalm*

[gran rey de los mono]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

That's like the lady who came over to our NetOps complaining that her office had no connectivity. We said that the notice about the electrical wiring being rerun had been put out for weeks. She then said 'but that was for the power being out, not the network'. *facepalm*

Come on, man. Everyone knows that computer networks are independant of electricity.

Actually, it reminds of the time my nieces were visiting (this was a few years ago) and the power went out while they were watching TV. Two of them started complaining while the third went over to the computer, intending to use that until the power came back on. Desktops without back-up power don't work well when the power is out. Of course, she was 6 or so at the time. What was your lady's excuse?

[Mothman]

Not a thinker.

[gran rey de los mono]

So, does anyone here like cheese?

[Patrick Curtin]

*blink*

Morning. I won't add the appellation 'good' to it.

Let's see how the day goes today

*blink*

[Tordek Rumnaheim]

Mothman wrote:

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

Sigh - Tomorrow evening begins the 19 hour journey from Texas to Minnesota to drop my son off for college, thus breaking up our little family game group. Fortunately, my youngest son is staying in Texas for a year of school so not all is lost.

Hope the trip goes well Tordek, and that the family copes ok with your lad studying so far away from home.

Thanks - we cope by making lots of trips north.

[Tordek Rumnaheim]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

Sigh - Tomorrow evening begins the 19 hour journey from Texas to Minnesota to drop my son off for college, thus breaking up our little family game group. Fortunately, my youngest son is staying in Texas for a year of school so not all is lost.

Please get your son to sign up for my religion class at one of two community college campuses.

If one of those campuses was in the Houston area, I would. I think you too would both enjoy the experience.

[Tordek Rumnaheim]

Justin Franklin wrote:

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

Sigh - Tomorrow evening begins the 19 hour journey from Texas to Minnesota to drop my son off for college, thus breaking up our little family game group. Fortunately, my youngest son is staying in Texas for a year of school so not all is lost.

Have a good trip the weather is finally great up here.

That is what I've heard. I've lost track of how many consecutive days we have been over a 100 so far. The lack of rain has not been helping either.

[Patrick Curtin]

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

Sigh - Tomorrow evening begins the 19 hour journey from Texas to Minnesota to drop my son off for college, thus breaking up our little family game group. Fortunately, my youngest son is staying in Texas for a year of school so not all is lost.

Have a good trip the weather is finally great up here.

That is what I've heard. I've lost track of how many consecutive days we have been over a 100 so far. The lack of rain has not been helping either.

Best wishes for a safe journey Tordek!

[TriOmegaZero]

*head explodey*

[Crimson Jester]

'Mornin.

[Ashe Ravenheart]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

So, does anyone here like cheese?

Bastards moved it on me again.

[gran rey de los mono]

Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

Bastards moved it on me again.

Copious quantities of super glue can solve that.

[Freehold DM]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

*head explodey*

Thank god its not just me!

["Crazy" Alton Brown]

Freehold DM wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

*head explodey*

Thank god its not just me!

I just did the most excellent episode on St. Louis Ribs. MMM-MMM GOOD!