The Marquis de Sade's page

Google the word 'nude' and I'll see you in three days.

Why stop at nude? There are so many interesting topics that could lead to.

That looks painful. May I join you?

Sometimes I think this site is the reason I'm wearing holes in the knees of my jeans. :/

That's what she said.

I’d poke ‘er face.

houstonderek wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

houstonderek wrote:

BluePigeon wrote:

houstonderek wrote:

I'm wheels-less as well. It takes me an hour and a half to get to the probation office.

0.o

Houston is BIG, area-wise. That only gets me from the western edge to the middle (two buses and a train).

What? No walking uphill across barbwire to get there?

You gone soft man, you gone soft. ;)

Barbwire? BARBWIRE? Barbwire is for pu**ies.

hehehe

Not for mine it ain't!!!

>.>

Are you quite sure madam? I can do interesting things with barbwire ...

Moorluck wrote:

Exactly, they would just use it as a port-a-potty!

Unless you're.... into that sort of thing... then, have at 'em! :/

Uh ... no. That's one sub-set of fetish I just don't get.

Even I draw the line at that!

I just learned a new portmanteau from Futurama:

Scaroused.

I like it.

taig wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

taig wrote:

... unless something strikes me as funny.

I feel like people are not giving Taig's final clause its true valence.

I always pay attention when taig starts relating to or denoting electrons involved in or available for chemical bond formation.

You don't want me screwing with the laws of physics.

I always screw with the laws of Nature. Screwing against them results in difficulties, even injury.

Which is its own reward truly.

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Who here likes Killing? Is Killing good for the community or bad for the community?

I prefer oral sex which is VERY good for the community.

Why not combine both?

But to answer the OP, Killing is bad for the community. Once you kill them you can no longer hear their delicious screams and cries for mercy.

Mothman wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

So to expand I have freehold DM hateraid in the mega family size for Tim Burton. That is all.

The Edward Scissorhands etc. guy?

Yes.

He's stopped returning my calls.

Sebastian wrote:

Who here likes Killing? Is Killing good for the community or bad for the community?

I prefer oral sex which is VERY good for the community.

Why not combine both?

Gary Teter wrote:

Supplies for the monolith include two dozen screws, a half dozen brackets, an eight-foot 4x4 and 250 feet of rope.

Gee, I hope this is not some kind of...uh, personal furniture.

I like the sound of that.

Chris Mortika wrote:

people are very good at devising reasons that, oh, weapons could have both the flaming and cold properties, for example.

Of course. It's a Perrying Sword. Hot N Cold.

You need to be punished for that one.

Mothman wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Mothman wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Broner

It's when you get an erection while talking to a male friend.

You speak ... from experience.

Always suspect the gingers. ALWAYS!

Sometimes broners happen. There's no shame in it.

why, i see your broner is as big as mine. You are a schwartz user too?

Let's see how you ... handle it.

Urizen wrote:

Mothman wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Broner

It's when you get an erection while talking to a male friend.

You speak ... from experience.

Always suspect the gingers. ALWAYS!

Sometimes broners happen. There's no shame in it.

Oh ... there is always shame.

The Marquis de Sade wrote:

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Solnes wrote:

The Marquis de Sade wrote:

Alice wrote:

It's a wonderland!

Hello little girl. Would you like some ... candy?

We don't take candy from strangers...... you got any beer?

Wait a sec. You better let me try that. There might be something wrong with it.

Beer?

Little girls shouldn't drink ... beer.

That deserves a ... spanking.

There aint nothin little about me. :D

I like girls of all sizes. And boys.

Solnes wrote:

The Marquis de Sade wrote:

Alice wrote:

It's a wonderland!

Hello little girl. Would you like some ... candy?

We don't take candy from strangers...... you got any beer?

Wait a sec. You better let me try that. There might be something wrong with it.

Beer?

Little girls shouldn't drink ... beer.

That deserves a ... spanking.

It's a wonderland!

Hello little girl. Would you like some ... candy?

I’m sorry, I was ... distracted. Now, where were we?

Treppa, Agent of C.H.A.O.S wrote:

Christopher Walken wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Karaoke Ashe wrote:

You can go with this...

Where's Christopher Walken??

I. am. right here. Did you... need me... for something?

DANCE!!!

Yes. Mistress. Ma'am, may I... inquire as to.. what you plan to do... with that... whip-pah. It. Looks like a lot of fun.

It certainly does...

Karaoke Ashe wrote:

You can go with this...

Where's Christopher Walken??

Nekkid Walken dance for ToTP? My eyes!!!

He's with me.

I can almost feel the pmg's pain.

I like it.

You can always go harder my dear.

Initially I assumed everyone capable of learning already knew this, as it was quite painfully obvious. Apparently not though, so here it is.

You can't hurt things.

I like painfully obvious.

And hurting things.

Well we both wear similar headgear ...

Meh.

LADY OF PAIN OR BUST!

Now there's a damn epic campaign.

Now there’s a lady I’d like to get to know.

Yup, everyone knows that sorcerers get all the girls.

Is he a kindred spirit?

I’m here for the S.M. Tour ... got my whips, got my handcuffs, got my ball gag, got ... wait, what? Not that sort of S.M. Tour? ... oh, sorry, moving along.