Deep 6 FaWtL

[John Napier 698]

*Gets dressed*
At least I saw the page break this time. Hi, everyone.

[Col. Longear's Droopy Dragoons]

CircuitousCerval wrote:

Now they're talking s~@! about the British (and the guy who played Finn in The Force Awakens).

To Wisconsin, men! Our national honour must be defended!

[captain yesterday]

I can't wait to see how badly my Shirren Solarion does in our first adventure tomorrow.

I anticipate many decapitated enemies.

[captain yesterday]

I'm convinced whoever designed the Envoy class for Starfinder is a huge Archer fan.

[Rysky the Dark Solarion]

Given the number of Archer quotes used as Paizo blog titles...

[captain yesterday]

They're are really good at finding great quotes, so it's not a surprise. :-)

My Shirren Solarion is done.

He looks fun! +5 to hit 1d6+3 damage with his Light Saber Solar Weapon, a semi auto pistol for when he's gotta shoot something in the face/whatever.

[Vidmaster7]

My copy will be here Monday. woo. Could of had it sooner but waited on paycheck.

[captain yesterday]

Damn it! Despite all my many schemes it would appear my greatest enemy is upon me.

Puts on party hat that says "Happy birthday!" or something, tosses a handful of confetti in the air and with steely determination blows a party horn.

Bring. It. On.

I've been reading Starship combat so I'm prepared.

[captain yesterday]

Eh, I'm going to bed.

[Vidmaster7]

Go to bed cptn.

[captain yesterday]

I've only been up since a quarter to four this morning. :-)

[gran rey de los mono]

Going to bed sounds like a good way to deal with a birthday. Especially if you have someone who willingly shares the bed with you.

[Vidmaster7]

captain yesterday wrote:

I've only been up since a quarter to four this morning. :-)

I said go to bed! git! go! sleep!

[gran rey de los mono]

Ms. Taylor, the English teacher wrote an incorrect sentence on the board: "I didn't have no fun all summer." She then asked the class how it could be corrected. Little Johnny piped up "Well, you could get a better boyfriend."

[gran rey de los mono]

Dad asked Little Johnny what he wanted for his birthday. Johnny said "I'd like some tampons, please." "Tampons?" asked Dad, "Why would you want tampons?" Little Johnny said "Well, on the commercials, they show people getting tampons and then they can go biking, skiing, swimming..."

[Admiral Yesteryear.]

*stubs toe on way to bed*
Ow...
*lies in bed... Safe falls through ceiling...*
Oof!
*rubs wound, car door jumps out of closet and slices forehead*

[questioning rabbit]

Admiral Yesteryear. wrote:

*stubs toe on way to bed*

Ow...
*lies in bed... Safe falls through ceiling...
Oof!
rubs wound, car door jumps out of closet and slices forehead*

Eh' that sounds awful loony toony

[gran rey de los mono]

One day, the teacher asked Little Johnny to use the word "I" in a sentence. Little Johnny said "Ok. I is..." "NO!" interrupted the teacher. "You must always say 'I am'." Little Johnny said "Ok. I am the ninth letter in the alphabet."

[Vidmaster7]

I can relate to that kid.

[gran rey de los mono]

I see an ocean, but no water. What am I looking at?

Answer:

A map.

[Admiral Yesteryear.]

questioning rabbit wrote:

Admiral Yesteryear. wrote:

*stubs toe on way to bed*

Ow...
*lies in bed... Safe falls through ceiling...
Oof!
rubs wound, car door jumps out of closet and slices forehead*

Eh' that sounds awful loony toony

*looks up with arrow through skull.*

Huh!?

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I see an ocean, but no water. What am I looking at?

** spoiler omitted **

the main character from a George Clooney movie.

[gran rey de los mono]

Peter dropped his iPhone into a big mug of coffee, but it didn't get wet. How?

Answer:

It was a mug of coffee powder.

[Not-So-Avid Contrarian]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I see an ocean, but no water. What am I looking at?

** spoiler omitted **

I cheated

[gran rey de los mono]

What gets dirty after washing?

Answer:

The bath water.

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Peter dropped his iPhone into a big mug of coffee, but it didn't get wet. How?

** spoiler omitted **

Beans yo.

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

What gets dirty after washing?

** spoiler omitted **

me...

[gran rey de los mono]

What hard rock group has four dudes, but none of them play an instrument?

Answer:

Mt. Rushmore.

[The Game Hamster]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Peter dropped his iPhone into a big mug of coffee, but it didn't get wet. How?

** spoiler omitted **

I said coffee beans, so I'll take partial credit on that one.

[The Game Hamster]

Got me with those two.

[gran rey de los mono]

A man is standing in a perfectly flat field. He throws a ball 40 feet away. The ball returns to the man. It is not tied to anything, it does not hit anything, nothing else touches it. How is this possible?

Answer:

He threw the ball straight up.

[gran rey de los mono]

What can you hold, but not touch?

Answer:

A conversation.

[gran rey de los mono]

What has a tail and a head, but no body?

Answer:

A quarter.

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

What hard rock group has four dudes, but none of them play an instrument?

** spoiler omitted **

Nickel back you can't call that playing.

[Rock n' Roll Troll]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

What hard rock group has four dudes, but none of them play an instrument?

** spoiler omitted **

Also Spinal Tap and most likely Guns N Roses.

[The Game Hamster]

It hit a wall.

Attention

A snake

[gran rey de los mono]

What is yours, but is used more often by your friends than by you?

Answer:

Your name.

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

A man is standing in a perfectly flat field. He throws a ball 40 feet away. The ball returns to the man. It is not tied to anything, it does not hit anything, nothing else touches it. How is this possible?

** spoiler omitted **

easy he throws it up

[gran rey de los mono]

What has two legs, but cannot walk?

Answer:

A pair of trousers.

[gran rey de los mono]

What falls from a great height, but never gets hurt?

Answer:

The rain. I'll also accept snow.

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

What has a tail and a head, but no body?

** spoiler omitted **

Snake? sort of.

[gran rey de los mono]

What can travel around the world while never leaving the corner?

Answer:

A stamp.

[The Game Hamster]

A stamp.

Did you add the hit thing after my post?

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

What has two legs, but cannot walk?

** spoiler omitted **

Umm I feel bad for this one bu guy in wheel chair?

[gran rey de los mono]

How can you throw an egg on the floor without cracking it?

Answer:

Unless your floors are in really bad shape, you can pretty much throw the egg however you want and not crack the floor.

[gran rey de los mono]

What disappears as soon as you mention it?

Answer:

Silence.

[gran rey de los mono]

What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?

Answer:

Wrong.

[The Game Hamster]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

What has two legs, but cannot walk?

** spoiler omitted **

Umm I feel bad for this one bu guy in wheel chair?

Your not wrong, but I can't say your right either.

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

What disappears as soon as you mention it?

** spoiler omitted **

My family when I need a favor.

[gran rey de los mono]

What has one eye, four legs, and half an anus?

Answer:

Half of a lobster.