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*Gets dressed*
At least I saw the page break this time. Hi, everyone.


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CircuitousCerval wrote:
Now they're talking s~@! about the British (and the guy who played Finn in The Force Awakens).

To Wisconsin, men! Our national honour must be defended!


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I can't wait to see how badly my Shirren Solarion does in our first adventure tomorrow.

I anticipate many decapitated enemies.


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I'm convinced whoever designed the Envoy class for Starfinder is a huge Archer fan.


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Given the number of Archer quotes used as Paizo blog titles...


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They're are really good at finding great quotes, so it's not a surprise. :-)

My Shirren Solarion is done.

He looks fun! +5 to hit 1d6+3 damage with his Light Saber Solar Weapon, a semi auto pistol for when he's gotta shoot something in the face/whatever.


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My copy will be here Monday. woo. Could of had it sooner but waited on paycheck.


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Damn it! Despite all my many schemes it would appear my greatest enemy is upon me.

Puts on party hat that says "Happy birthday!" or something, tosses a handful of confetti in the air and with steely determination blows a party horn.

Bring. It. On.

I've been reading Starship combat so I'm prepared.


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Eh, I'm going to bed.


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Go to bed cptn.


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I've only been up since a quarter to four this morning. :-)


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Going to bed sounds like a good way to deal with a birthday. Especially if you have someone who willingly shares the bed with you.


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captain yesterday wrote:
I've only been up since a quarter to four this morning. :-)

I said go to bed! git! go! sleep!


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Ms. Taylor, the English teacher wrote an incorrect sentence on the board: "I didn't have no fun all summer." She then asked the class how it could be corrected. Little Johnny piped up "Well, you could get a better boyfriend."


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Dad asked Little Johnny what he wanted for his birthday. Johnny said "I'd like some tampons, please." "Tampons?" asked Dad, "Why would you want tampons?" Little Johnny said "Well, on the commercials, they show people getting tampons and then they can go biking, skiing, swimming..."


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*stubs toe on way to bed*
Ow...
*lies in bed... Safe falls through ceiling...*
Oof!
*rubs wound, car door jumps out of closet and slices forehead*


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Admiral Yesteryear. wrote:

*stubs toe on way to bed*

Ow...
*lies in bed... Safe falls through ceiling...
Oof!
rubs wound, car door jumps out of closet and slices forehead*

Eh' that sounds awful loony toony


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One day, the teacher asked Little Johnny to use the word "I" in a sentence. Little Johnny said "Ok. I is..." "NO!" interrupted the teacher. "You must always say 'I am'." Little Johnny said "Ok. I am the ninth letter in the alphabet."


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I can relate to that kid.


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I see an ocean, but no water. What am I looking at?

Answer:
A map.


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questioning rabbit wrote:
Admiral Yesteryear. wrote:

*stubs toe on way to bed*

Ow...
*lies in bed... Safe falls through ceiling...
Oof!
rubs wound, car door jumps out of closet and slices forehead*
Eh' that sounds awful loony toony

*looks up with arrow through skull.*

Huh!?


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gran rey de los mono wrote:

I see an ocean, but no water. What am I looking at?

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the main character from a George Clooney movie.


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Peter dropped his iPhone into a big mug of coffee, but it didn't get wet. How?

Answer:
It was a mug of coffee powder.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:

I see an ocean, but no water. What am I looking at?

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I cheated


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What gets dirty after washing?

Answer:
The bath water.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:

Peter dropped his iPhone into a big mug of coffee, but it didn't get wet. How?

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Beans yo.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:

What gets dirty after washing?

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me...


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What hard rock group has four dudes, but none of them play an instrument?

Answer:
Mt. Rushmore.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:

Peter dropped his iPhone into a big mug of coffee, but it didn't get wet. How?

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I said coffee beans, so I'll take partial credit on that one.


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Got me with those two.


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A man is standing in a perfectly flat field. He throws a ball 40 feet away. The ball returns to the man. It is not tied to anything, it does not hit anything, nothing else touches it. How is this possible?

Answer:
He threw the ball straight up.


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What can you hold, but not touch?

Answer:
A conversation.


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What has a tail and a head, but no body?

Answer:
A quarter.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:

What hard rock group has four dudes, but none of them play an instrument?

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Nickel back you can't call that playing.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:

What hard rock group has four dudes, but none of them play an instrument?

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Also Spinal Tap and most likely Guns N Roses.


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It hit a wall.

Attention

A snake


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What is yours, but is used more often by your friends than by you?

Answer:
Your name.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:

A man is standing in a perfectly flat field. He throws a ball 40 feet away. The ball returns to the man. It is not tied to anything, it does not hit anything, nothing else touches it. How is this possible?

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easy he throws it up


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What has two legs, but cannot walk?

Answer:
A pair of trousers.


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What falls from a great height, but never gets hurt?

Answer:
The rain. I'll also accept snow.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:

What has a tail and a head, but no body?

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Snake? sort of.


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What can travel around the world while never leaving the corner?

Answer:
A stamp.


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A stamp.

Did you add the hit thing after my post?


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gran rey de los mono wrote:

What has two legs, but cannot walk?

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Umm I feel bad for this one bu guy in wheel chair?


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How can you throw an egg on the floor without cracking it?

Answer:
Unless your floors are in really bad shape, you can pretty much throw the egg however you want and not crack the floor.


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What disappears as soon as you mention it?

Answer:
Silence.


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What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?

Answer:
Wrong.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:

What has two legs, but cannot walk?

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Umm I feel bad for this one bu guy in wheel chair?

Your not wrong, but I can't say your right either.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:

What disappears as soon as you mention it?

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My family when I need a favor.


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What has one eye, four legs, and half an anus?

Answer:
Half of a lobster.

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