At ease, you halflings! Sergeant, issue the shorter members of the regiment with their new lances, if you w...
oh s*$@ she's noticed they're missing.
SPOILS OF WAR. LEGITIMATE SPOILS OF WAR. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
Too late, too late, by several centuries. Where would my Droopy Dragoons be without their nice smart capes, eh?
gran rey de los mono wrote:
You infernal bounder, I saw her first! I challenge you to a duel!
Tell me about it.
[Shivers under thin blanket}
Come on, you can spare one of those twins. Don't be greedy.
Agh! Agh! Agh!
This cannot stand. My Droopy Dragoons are at your service for as long as it takes to vanquish this Menace to Civilisation.
Now all we need to do is to teach the horses to swim...
Toxic Yesterday, Earth Avenger wrote:
Do not so Insult Christmas Pudding, Spotted Dick, Fruit Cake and Peshwari Naan, Sir, or you and I will have to arrange an Affair of Honour as soon as Decency and/or Droopiness permits.
It's a good pistol.
A good pistol.
If I can miss a Lithuanian Tatar that many times at point-blank range with a good pistol, heaven help me if I ever get a bad one.
Explanatory note: I am playing 'Mount & Blade: With Fire and Sword'. I haven't got a pistol, and even if I did, I wouldn't choose to shoot Lithuanians with it