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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them. Chuck Norris can do all of the push-ups.

If he's nekkid, he doesn't even need to use his arms.


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Chuck Norris doesn't know fear, but fear know him.


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Contrary to legends, Chuck Norris does use a double for his movies. But only for the scenes in which he is supposed to cry.


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Chuck Norris once made a Happy Meal cry.


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Chuck Norris' hometown once named a street after him, but quickly had to change it back. No-one crosses Chuck Norris.


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If Chuck Norris looks directly at the sun, the sun squints.


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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart is too smart to try and attack Chuck Norris.


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There are no steroids in professional sports, just athletes that Chuck Norris has breathed on.


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When Chuck Norris farts, a fly dies halfway around the world.


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Chuck Norris served as a kamikaze pilot on 12 successful missions.


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Chuck Norris is so manly, even his chest hair has chest hair.


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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a black mamba. After three days of agony, the snake died.


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Chuck Norris had Apple install Android on his iPhone.


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They were going to add Chuck Norris' face to Mt. Rushmore, but the granite isn't tough enough for his beard.


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Chuck Norris hasn't filled his gas tank in decades. His car runs out of respect.


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There are 156 things in any room that Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.


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Chuck Norris' fist is the reason that the Smurfs are blue.


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Midichlorians are not the source of the Force in Star Wars. Chuck Norris is.


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Okay, bought my PDF copy of Starfinder, but I can't read it tonight. I bought a bottle of French wine to celebrate my aquisition of $560 airfare to Paris, and opened it to air it out (I open reds at least one hour prior to pouring), then prepped bratwurst and soft pretzels for dinner. Having such fare, I naturally poured myself a 1 pint bottle of hefeweissen, forgetting I had the wine open. So I must drink a pint, and drink a whole bottle of wine, and I suspect little reading shall be done this night.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

I'll never understand why people think Chuck Norris is so tough.

Not only is he a piece of s#+$, he sucks at martial arts.

Ymmv.

I just think the jokes are funny. I've never really payed any attention to him otherwise.

Fair enough. :-)


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I think that all the Starfinder downloads clog the Paizo tubes...

No wonder the Customer Service is not answering calls for the next two days :P


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With my connection those 143 MBs should be a mere blink of an eye... But I am getting time for a nap instead.


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One-third downloaded...


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I needs me some Starfinder.


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Starting again with the other file while the first one crashed after an hour and half...


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Good times:
I'm sitting in the kitchen watching my sister teach my daughter how to make fried green tomatoes.
For breakfast.
Life is good.


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lisamarlene wrote:

Good times:

I'm sitting in the kitchen watching my sister teach my daughter how to make fried green tomatoes.
For breakfast.
Life is good.

I'm glad things are going so well for you.


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Fun fact: Green tomatoes and leaves have trace amounts of the poison which causes the nightshade family to be deadly. It shouldn't hurt you as long as you eat within reason, but to many green tomatoes can cause stomach aches. Also, the tomato leaf is traditionally used as a flavor agent in tomato sauce despite the higher amounts of said poison, but 1 or 2 leaves a pan is all it takes.


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6.2 MB loaded in 22 minutes...

Anyone seeing a problem with that?


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HOLY S@~* SOMEBODY GOT ME STARFINDER THANK YOU MYSTERIOUS STRANGER!


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Drejk wrote:

6.2 MB loaded in 22 minutes...

Anyone seeing a problem with that?

It's going to be harder for Freehold to download his?


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Freehold DM wrote:
HOLY S*++ SOMEBODY GOT ME STARFINDER THANK YOU MYSTERIOUS STRANGER!

Ice Bear is cultivating mystery.


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Aaaannndd... Another network error...


Freehold DM wrote:
I needs me some Starfinder.

I know, right, I really do t-

Freehold DM wrote:
HOLY S%$@ SOMEBODY GOT ME STARFINDER THANK YOU MYSTERIOUS STRANGER!

Dang it, hold on, I need to make sure it's not on my Wishlist. I thought I'd taken off everything except stuff you can't buy...

>:I

Hah, take that mysterious generous suckers! It's not on there! And I hit "remove" on a bunch of stuff that might have been able to be purchased! >;P


Drejk wrote:
Aaaannndd... Another network error...

Ooof. That sucks, man. I'm sorry to hear it. :/


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Someone just tried to hit me with a phone scam from area code 254. So tell me, please, just when does PA's Department of Health and Human services make phone calls from Texas? Naturally, I became suspicious and began questioning the caller, who hung up. I'm glad I know hackers' tricks when I see them.

But enough about me. How's everyone, today?


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Quite a bit calmer today. Though that distinction may be infinitesimal in the grander scheme. lol


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Good. Glad to hear it. Thwarting a hacker gave me a feeling of accomplishment. Especially after I reported it. :)


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Day is trying to get away from me. But I am not letting it.

wrestles Thursday to ground, snarls dominantly


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Freehold DM wrote:

Day is trying to get away from me. But I am not letting it.

wrestles Thursday to ground, snarls dominantly

Fight, Fight, FIGHT!


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*brings popcorn*


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Interesting.


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Isn't it?


John Napier 698 wrote:

Someone just tried to hit me with a phone scam from area code 254. So tell me, please, just when does PA's department of Health and Human services make phone calls from Texas? Naturally, I became suspicious and began questioning the caller, who hung up. I'm glad I know hackers' tricks when I see them.

But enough about me. How's everyone, today?

Be careful. Once they get a piece of information from you - no matter how small - they tend to pass it around and/or keep onto it for a very, very long time in ever-more-elaborate attempts to scam you with nonsense.


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I reported the phone number to a scam-watch website. Other than that, I'll be careful.


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Tacticslion wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
I needs me some Starfinder.

I know, right, I really do t-

Freehold DM wrote:
HOLY S%$@ SOMEBODY GOT ME STARFINDER THANK YOU MYSTERIOUS STRANGER!

Dang it, hold on, I need to make sure it's not on my Wishlist. I thought I'd taken off everything except stuff you can't buy...

>:I

Hah, take that mysterious generous suckers! It's not on there! And I hit "remove" on a bunch of stuff that might have been able to be purchased! >;P

Ice Bear doesn't look at wishlists.

Ice Bear starts plotting.


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It's started raining here in Pittsburgh. Going home before it really gets bad. Good night, everyone.


Tacticslion wrote:

So.

I kind of really super want to play an illithid.

That's a lich (a "real" one, not their weird special template; I'd be hyped for the PF psychic variant, though).

With a mostly humanoid form; so shape-changing, or possibly a vetala vampire instead (to take the corpses of my evil foes as mine own new (albeit temporary) body; loooots of mending and unguent of timelessness will be used).

And a shade-like template.

With the thrallherd class.
Also acceptable: illithid savant, with factotum and/or chameleon, semi-preferably updated to PF.

In a drow/underdark-themed game.

That's mythic.

And non-evil.

Dang it.

:/

#somedreamsarereallyunlikelytocometrue

For the record, this particular concept was generated after looking at both the cover image for pool of darkness, Ebron, and having been oddly thinking about the Neverwinter nights one expansion pack board of the under dark. This post was made using the talk-text system. Which should explain everything.

EDIT: Hrm. I can't find the GoG pic- Here it is!

Uh... that... that outfit looks way more solid in the GOG background screen... and, like, every other version... >.>


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We all dream of the night below!

Looks wistfully towards stage left, exits dramatically stage right.


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Shakespearean Drizz't wrote:

We all dream of the night below!

Looks wistfully towards stage left, exits dramatically stage right.

Have at thee!

The ranger's eyes, they do not like the sun;
Orc blood is far more red than his lips red;
If elves be pale, why then his skin is dun;
If drow be evil, he is good instead.

He wields two scimitars in every fight
And helps, not poisons nor stabbeth he the weak,
And he hang with dwarves--wait, that can't be right?
He's a good guy drow? What a silly freak!

He rights wrongs and is the perfect hero?
And he wanders around above the ground?
Surely it's an evil trick, time will show...
No? His cloying virtues upright still abound?

Feh. This may read all fine and well to you,
To me, he is a total Mary Sue.

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