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There is a fan-fic writer next door.
Also cap has apparently gone on exodus for a while?
I have no news anchor alias, so this one will have to do.


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NobodysHome wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Stupid g&+%!!n f!~+ing rain!!!!

(Puts on fake glasses, mustache, and goatee)

(Speaks in thick German accent)

Zo, tell me, Mr. Yesterday. How do you really veel about the rain?

*in equally thick accent*

Like dancing!


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Just a Mort wrote:

I suspect a sekrit love affair between The Game Hamster and CY.

Now this should have been done under the alias 4 out of 10 gossips.

That's preposterous!


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Vanykrye wrote:

Ok. That does it. I'm going to hibernate in a cave somewhere.

So, as previously mentioned, I had to get a spot on my leg biopsied last Friday. What they didn't tell me until that moment is that they were cutting the whole thing out to send to the lab, and then stitching up my leg. Ok, fine.

One of my cats has a very consistent habit of attacking and destroying anything white. Towels. Mail. Fluffy kitty toys. Bandages...

Ok, that hurt. But it's not her fault, it's really mine (and definitely Aiymi's, since she's laughing her butt off at me), and it doesn't really need to be bandaged anymore...

So now it looks like there's a bug on my leg. Both cats.

This isn't going well, nor is the sensation of surprise attacks hitting my stitches. Fine. I won't wear shorts around the house.

Mieko headbutts it instead. Because she "loves" me.

So Monday rolls around and I have to change out a printer at work. Haven't dropped a printer in years. Monday, I dropped it. Came within an inch of hitting my stitches. Just missed my foot as well.

Tuesday, I was working from home. Aiymi bought me a different kind of cinnamon raisin bread. Yay! Put it in the toaster. It started on fire.

Wednesday...today...the above mentioned Vai-v-nipple incident. And now, maybe 20 minutes ago, I just fell down some granite stairs (I'm fine) because my heel caught the step on the way down, and I couldn't get my balance back in time to stop the forward momentum.

I'd say I'm going home and hiding in bed, but that just means a baseball will come flying through the bedroom window and land in my groin. And of course it will be covered in poison ivy.

I think you've confused yourself with someone else.

please give my shtick back...


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Certainly not me.
Why?


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Huh? Did something strange happen?


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
sun sponge just seems to specific.

It does?


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Captain Yesterday, Sun Sponge wrote:

Quit stealing my sunlight you f$!#ers!

There is only so much.

You have an alias for everything.

Huh???


I've found my people...
*sigh*
That was less fulfilling than I thought it would be...
*walks away, falls down cleverly disguised spiked pit trap*
...
...
Medic...


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captain yesterday wrote:

I'm firmly convinced BestBuy is a layer of hell.

A really s%@@ty one.

I... Like my local best buy.

Also thanks for changing your avatar... It makes this alias all the better.


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Any injuries yet Captain?

*Socket wrench flies out of nowhere and brains him*

...I lirkd birdies too!


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I must be digitally taking all the hits for you.

*gets plowed into by amish buggy*


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lisamarlene wrote:

Anyone who can't find a new and ridiculous way to die (or at least be maimed) in Wisconsin isn't trying very hard.

Case in point: the principal at the high school in my hometown fell out of his deer blind just after dropping his gun. When the gun hit the ground, it shot off his arm at the shoulder.

Be glad it's not deer season yet and

Happy Birthday!

*looks at shot off appendage, looks at Lisamarlene.*

Wait... It was supposed to be my arm?


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Why of course they are!
*struts in naked, is dosed by a mysterious vat of acid*


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I thought I did.
*is crushed by giant birthday cake*


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*looks at spray stuff in hand. Realizes terrible mistakes have been made. Runs for hospital. Is crushed by oncoming truck.*


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questioning rabbit wrote:
Admiral Yesteryear. wrote:

*stubs toe on way to bed*

Ow...
*lies in bed... Safe falls through ceiling...
Oof!
rubs wound, car door jumps out of closet and slices forehead*
Eh' that sounds awful loony toony

*looks up with arrow through skull.*

Huh!?


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*stubs toe on way to bed*
Ow...
*lies in bed... Safe falls through ceiling...*
Oof!
*rubs wound, car door jumps out of closet and slices forehead*