Deep 6 FaWtL

[quibblemuch]

BigNorseWolf wrote:

Pictures stonehenge made out of adorable small desert foxes...

I'll get my people on Foxhenge once they're done with the Barkyeux Tapestry.

[Feline Conspiracy Field Agent]

hissssssss

[Vanykrye]

Quibble...you may or may not command more respect from your people if you... perhaps...wore more clothes.

Not a guarantee.

[quibblemuch]

Huh?

[Waterhammer]

Post at the top of page means you’re nekked. Don’t ask me why, ‘cause I don’t know.

[90s Simpsons Referotron]

I have misplaced my pants.

[quibblemuch]

Waterhammer wrote:

Post at the top of page means you’re nekked. Don’t ask me why, ‘cause I don’t know.

Ah. Learn something new every day. Thank you.

[TriOmegaZero]

Like most traditions, it is opaque and nonsensical.

[gran rey de los mono]

Want a fun fact? Well, you're gettin' one whether you want it or not.

Sharks are older than the North Star. And I don't mean that the Earth's axis tilted, thus meaning that a different star used to be the "North Star". I mean that sharks evolved on Earth about 200 million years ago (possibly even longer ago), while Polaris (the North Star) is between 40 and 70 million years old.

[The Fun Constable]

I say! That IS fun.

Carry on.

[gran rey de los mono]

Whenever someone gives me a compliment, I suddenly turn into a vending machine that's trying to accept a wrinkled dollar, and it's just awkward for everyone.

[gran rey de los mono]

I made a peach cobbler to take to game tomorrow night, but it smells so good that it might not survive until then.

[BigNorseWolf]

quibblemuch wrote:

BigNorseWolf wrote:

Pictures stonehenge made out of adorable small desert foxes...

I'll get my people on Foxhenge once they're done with the Barkyeux Tapestry.

Woof

[quibblemuch]

BigNorseWolf wrote:

quibblemuch wrote:

BigNorseWolf wrote:

Pictures stonehenge made out of adorable small desert foxes...

I'll get my people on Foxhenge once they're done with the Barkyeux Tapestry.

Woof

Wow.

That is amazing.

[lisamarlene]

BigNorseWolf wrote:

quibblemuch wrote:

BigNorseWolf wrote:

Pictures stonehenge made out of adorable small desert foxes...

I'll get my people on Foxhenge once they're done with the Barkyeux Tapestry.

Woof

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED.

[Scintillae]

Today, I learned that my kids are unfamiliar with the concept of toy breeds of dog.

[Kids Today]

"Toy" dogs?! That sounds like some made-up Boomer aesthetic!

[Scintillae]

All I asked was if the sentence Geoff gave his dog—a toy poodle—a Viking helmet to make her look intimidating. was punctuated correctly.

"Why would he give his dog a toy poodle?"
"No, he's putting a hat on a toy."
"That makes even less sense!"

[ConanTheGrammarian]

By Crom! The youth have missed the point.

[Scintillae]

I am 3 for 3 on classes that thought a toy poodle meant a toy that was a poodle and not just a tiny dog.

[quibblemuch]

To be fair, language is weird. It's a minor miracle anyone ever communicates anything. (Says the novelist...)

[Freehold DM]

Poodles are surprisingly vicious, skilled, and quiet hunters.

[Orthos]

IIRC they were originally bred as hunting dogs - I want to say specifically birdhunting?

To Google!

[Google, Demon Queen of Spiders]

Yep, waterfowl hunting.

[BigNorseWolf]

Freehold DM wrote:

Poodles are surprisingly vicious, skilled, and quiet hunters.

Walked past a junkyard in syracuse. On a sidewalk. Two pitbulls and a poodle run up to me barking

Awwww puppies! Drum on my belly

The pitbulls skid to a stop. Nope not messing with that thing its much bigger up close

The poodle takes a bite. Realizes thats not working. And they re alone. Glares at me. Glares at his friends growfs, and stalks off.

[Sophie the Wonder-Jaw]

Gib pets, hooman?

[Drejk]

Grumbling-fnarf-grumbling daylight savings time...

[BigNorseWolf]

Sophie the Wonder-Jaw wrote:

Gib pets, hooman?

To the wolves i was "gets-whole-back-with-one-paw"

One wolf pushed another, shyer, wolf over to me, with what I could only imagine was "here. You have to try this"

[Drejk]

Fantasy NPC: Huntmaster Alvaris, Arranger Of Accidents

If that pesky neighbor baron is courting the same wealthy princess as you, or your older sibling is standing between you and your crown... You can always hope for a tragic accident during a hunt. That's sooo dangerous pastime, after all...

[gran rey de los mono]

Would you believe that the laundry situation at work tonight is even worse than last week? Because it is. Come in, 2nd shift says "Slow day, not very busy, didn't quite get all the towels done," and leaves. I go in the back. Nothing is folded. There's a load in the dryer. There's a load in the washer. There are at least 3 loads still waiting to be washed (plus the cleaning rags). Not exactly how I would frame "not quite done". There was at least as much not washed as there was washed.

[gran rey de los mono]

It took over 4 hours, but I'm finally done.

[The Worst Person Ever]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

It took over 4 hours, but I'm finally done.

But enough about my wedding night…

[Limeylongears]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

It took over 4 hours, but I'm finally done.

Prunes should help, if it happens again.

[Feros]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

Like most traditions, it is opaque and nonsensical.

Actually, this tradition's nature makes it transparent and nonsensical.

:D

[Connery's Ghost]

Like yer mother’s pants, Trebek! Har!