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Pictures stonehenge made out of adorable small desert foxes...
I'll get my people on Foxhenge once they're done with the Barkyeux Tapestry.
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Quibble...you may or may not command more respect from your people if you... perhaps...wore more clothes.
Not a guarantee.
Huh?
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Post at the top of page means you’re nekked. Don’t ask me why, ‘cause I don’t know.
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Post at the top of page means you’re nekked. Don’t ask me why, ‘cause I don’t know.
Ah. Learn something new every day. Thank you.
I say! That IS fun.
Carry on.
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Pictures stonehenge made out of adorable small desert foxes...I'll get my people on Foxhenge once they're done with the Barkyeux Tapestry.
WoofPictures stonehenge made out of adorable small desert foxes...I'll get my people on Foxhenge once they're done with the Barkyeux Tapestry.
Wow.
That is amazing.
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WoofPictures stonehenge made out of adorable small desert foxes...I'll get my people on Foxhenge once they're done with the Barkyeux Tapestry.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED.
Today, I learned that my kids are unfamiliar with the concept of toy breeds of dog.
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"Toy" dogs?! That sounds like some made-up Boomer aesthetic!
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All I asked was if the sentence was punctuated correctly.
"Why would he give his dog a toy poodle?"
"No, he's putting a hat on a toy."
"That makes even less sense!"
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By Crom! The youth have missed the point.
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I am 3 for 3 on classes that thought a toy poodle meant a toy that was a poodle and not just a tiny dog.
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To be fair, language is weird. It's a minor miracle anyone ever communicates anything. (Says the novelist...)
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Poodles are surprisingly vicious, skilled, and quiet hunters.
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IIRC they were originally bred as hunting dogs - I want to say specifically birdhunting?
To Google!
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Poodles are surprisingly vicious, skilled, and quiet hunters.
Walked past a junkyard in syracuse. On a sidewalk. Two pitbulls and a poodle run up to me barking
Awwww puppies! Drum on my belly
The pitbulls skid to a stop. Nope not messing with that thing its much bigger up close
The poodle takes a bite. Realizes thats not working. And they re alone. Glares at me. Glares at his friends growfs, and stalks off.
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Gib pets, hooman?
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Grumbling-fnarf-grumbling daylight savings time...
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Gib pets, hooman?
To the wolves i was "gets-whole-back-with-one-paw"
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Fantasy NPC: Huntmaster Alvaris, Arranger Of Accidents
If that pesky neighbor baron is courting the same wealthy princess as you, or your older sibling is standing between you and your crown... You can always hope for a tragic accident during a hunt. That's sooo dangerous pastime, after all...
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It took over 4 hours, but I'm finally done.
But enough about my wedding night…
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It took over 4 hours, but I'm finally done.
Prunes should help, if it happens again.
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Like most traditions, it is opaque and nonsensical.
Actually, this tradition's nature makes it transparent and nonsensical.
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Like yer mother’s pants, Trebek! Har!
It is entirely possible that I'm working too much.
Inconceivable!
It is entirely possible that I'm working too much.
Well, those mainframe servers won't pour Fanta into themselves.