Borg.
AH! The page split my statement!
Dad made me a few whiskey sours to make it up to me.... The urge for axe rampage subsided.You drink it, you replace it, and then I kill you!!My mum gave us lads a choice of imported beers as part of our Christmas presents. I chose Mythos because of the name and I had drunk the others before.
I put it in the beer fridge and was saving it for after Christmas.... Nice warm evening sitting on the back veranda, my aunt asks me if I want something to drink, I say one of my Mythos beers would be great.....both my father and brother-inlaw say "oh, bugger... " "we drank them we thought that they were leftovers from Christmas....."
Bastards....
FIFY
The statement and the avatar don't Jive, Clive.....;)
Jive Talking!
That bass is in your fass.
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The statement and the avatar don't Jive, Clive.....;)Dad made me a few whiskey sours to make it up to me.... The urge for axe rampage subsided.You drink it, you replace it, and then I kill you!!My mum gave us lads a choice of imported beers as part of our Christmas presents. I chose Mythos because of the name and I had drunk the others before.
I put it in the beer fridge and was saving it for after Christmas.... Nice warm evening sitting on the back veranda, my aunt asks me if I want something to drink, I say one of my Mythos beers would be great.....both my father and brother-inlaw say "oh, bugger... " "we drank them we thought that they were leftovers from Christmas....."
Bastards....
FIFY
I thought not axing a person in the face after they apologise with alcohol is very dwarven. The incident has been noted in my book of grudges though and there will be payback at a later date.
Well, at least I'm not alone. Thanks guys. Best wishes to your dad bp, and what the hell is a lap thingie?laparoscopic cholecystectomy. Stick some tubes in and cut the gallbladder out so they don't have to cut people open. Less invasive.
It still hurts. But yeah, my scars are a lot smaller than my dad's were. He looked like he'd been gutted and was down for weeks with the open procedure. Big nasty.
I thought not axing a person in the face after they apologise with alcohol is very dwarven. The incident has been noted in my book of grudges though and there will be payback at a later date.The statement and the avatar don't Jive, Clive.....;)Dad made me a few whiskey sours to make it up to me.... The urge for axe rampage subsided.You drink it, you replace it, and then I kill you!!My mum gave us lads a choice of imported beers as part of our Christmas presents. I chose Mythos because of the name and I had drunk the others before.
I put it in the beer fridge and was saving it for after Christmas.... Nice warm evening sitting on the back veranda, my aunt asks me if I want something to drink, I say one of my Mythos beers would be great.....both my father and brother-inlaw say "oh, bugger... " "we drank them we thought that they were leftovers from Christmas....."
Bastards....
FIFY
*sigh* and the klingons are friends of the federation,.....I guess it's to be expected. Orcs will be CN in less than 5 years.
I'm so proud of it.
*sigh* and the klingons are friends of the federation,.....I guess it's to be expected. Orcs will be CN in less than 5 years.I thought not axing a person in the face after they apologise with alcohol is very dwarven. The incident has been noted in my book of grudges though and there will be payback at a later date.The statement and the avatar don't Jive, Clive.....;)Dad made me a few whiskey sours to make it up to me.... The urge for axe rampage subsided.You drink it, you replace it, and then I kill you!!My mum gave us lads a choice of imported beers as part of our Christmas presents. I chose Mythos because of the name and I had drunk the others before.
I put it in the beer fridge and was saving it for after Christmas.... Nice warm evening sitting on the back veranda, my aunt asks me if I want something to drink, I say one of my Mythos beers would be great.....both my father and brother-inlaw say "oh, bugger... " "we drank them we thought that they were leftovers from Christmas....."
Bastards....
FIFY
Axes the wee little leprechaun in the face for the suggestion that both dwarves and Klingons are going soft.
It still hurts. But yeah, my scars are a lot smaller than my dad's were. He looked like he'd been gutted and was down for weeks with the open procedure. Big nasty.Well, at least I'm not alone. Thanks guys. Best wishes to your dad bp, and what the hell is a lap thingie?laparoscopic cholecystectomy. Stick some tubes in and cut the gallbladder out so they don't have to cut people open. Less invasive.
I hate gallbladders. They're like as stupid as an appendix. Just waiting there......doing nothing much of anything.....waiting to get infected or clogged and be removed. The sooner humans evolve to be born sans gall bladders and appendixes the better. I'd be for genetic manipulation to get rid of them both.
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(91 is one of my favorite numbers because you may think it's prime, but it's prime factorization is 7 and 13. Number are funny like that.)
I was preparing a lasagna for a coworker. This guy is raising his granddaughter, a cute junior higher, because his daughter is bipolar and unable to care for her daughter. His wife has leukemia, diabetes, and is currently in intensive care because she's just been diagnosed with congesting heart failure. I could not, unfortunately, get the oven to turn on. After trying a few times, I got online and began to take it apart to see what was going on.
The oven igniter wasn't working.
since the broiler igniter IS working, I decided to go ahead and try to move the broiler igniter to the oven, and see if tht fixed the problem. It wouldn't cost me anything but time and effort, and the worst that would happen is I have to buy a new oven (well, except for house explosions, but I knew to turn off the gas valve), which, considering the stove came with the house and I think is original from when the house was built (i.e. is abot 30 years old), made more sense than paying $129 plus parts to have a repairman come out.
I fussed and struggled and cursed wished I had more tools, but eventually got the igniter off the thingy that realeases the gas (techincal, I know. Hey, I just observed the operation of the thing. Terminology is beyond me!) only to discover it had been replaced before....by an a@#*&%! that broke the original screw shafts off inside the original installation holes, and then somehow drilled through 1/16" of metal with another screw taht broke off while I was getting it apart. I have no way to make yet ANOTHER new hole in the metal connecter thingy on the gas releasing thingy to attach the igniter in the right place....so...it's looking like new oven time.
But you know what? I got that sucker apart. I got the broiler igniter ready to install, and if someone hadn't messed up a previous repair, I would have gotten my oven back. So while I may have failed, I consider this a moral victory.
Go me.
Axes the wee little leprechaun in the face for the suggestion that both dwarves and Klingons are going soft.*sigh* and the klingons are friends of the federation,.....I guess it's to be expected. Orcs will be CN in less than 5 years.I thought not axing a person in the face after they apologise with alcohol is very dwarven. The incident has been noted in my book of grudges though and there will be payback at a later date.The statement and the avatar don't Jive, Clive.....;)Dad made me a few whiskey sours to make it up to me.... The urge for axe rampage subsided.You drink it, you replace it, and then I kill you!!My mum gave us lads a choice of imported beers as part of our Christmas presents. I chose Mythos because of the name and I had drunk the others before.
I put it in the beer fridge and was saving it for after Christmas.... Nice warm evening sitting on the back veranda, my aunt asks me if I want something to drink, I say one of my Mythos beers would be great.....both my father and brother-inlaw say "oh, bugger... " "we drank them we thought that they were leftovers from Christmas....."
Bastards....
FIFY
Fine.....you can kill me but you can't take away my freedom yadda yadda......just promise me you Aussies won't start admitting drop bears are fake ass. I'll live with the phish concert klingons and smurfs or whatever......
(91 is one of my favorite numbers because you may think it's prime, but it's prime factorization is 7 and 13. Number are funny like that.)
I was preparing a lasagna for a coworker. This guy is raising his granddaughter, a cute junior higher, because his daughter is bipolar and unable to care for her daughter. His wife has leukemia, diabetes, and is currently in intensive care because she's just been diagnosed with congesting heart failure. I could not, unfortunately, get the oven to turn on. After trying a few times, I got online and began to take it apart to see what was going on.
The oven igniter wasn't working.
since the broiler igniter IS working, I decided to go ahead and try to move the broiler igniter to the oven, and see if tht fixed the problem. It wouldn't cost me anything but time and effort, and the worst that would happen is I have to buy a new oven (well, except for house explosions, but I knew to turn off the gas valve), which, considering the stove came with the house and I think is original from when the house was built (i.e. is abot 30 years old), made more sense than paying $129 plus parts to have a repairman come out.
I fussed and struggled and cursed wished I had more tools, but eventually got the igniter off the thingy that realeases the gas (techincal, I know. Hey, I just observed the operation of the thing. Terminology is beyond me!) only to discover it had been replaced before....by an a@#*&%! that broke the original screw shafts off inside the original installation holes, and then somehow drilled through 1/16" of metal with another screw taht broke off while I was getting it apart. I have no way to make yet ANOTHER new hole in the metal connecter thingy on the gas releasing thingy to attach the igniter in the right place....so...it's looking like new oven time.
But you know what? I got that sucker apart. I got the broiler igniter ready to install, and if someone hadn't...
I replaced a kitchen faucet. The instructional videos on Youtube don't do it justice....it's a royal pain in the.....and it hurt. Real bad.
I'm scairt of gas though.
(91 is one of my favorite numbers because you may think it's prime, but it's prime factorization is 7 and 13. Number are funny like that.)
I was preparing a lasagna for a coworker. This guy is raising his granddaughter, a cute junior higher, because his daughter is bipolar and unable to care for her daughter. His wife has leukemia, diabetes, and is currently in intensive care because she's just been diagnosed with congesting heart failure. I could not, unfortunately, get the oven to turn on. After trying a few times, I got online and began to take it apart to see what was going on.
The oven igniter wasn't working.
since the broiler igniter IS working, I decided to go ahead and try to move the broiler igniter to the oven, and see if tht fixed the problem. It wouldn't cost me anything but time and effort, and the worst that would happen is I have to buy a new oven (well, except for house explosions, but I knew to turn off the gas valve), which, considering the stove came with the house and I think is original from when the house was built (i.e. is abot 30 years old), made more sense than paying $129 plus parts to have a repairman come out.
I fussed and struggled and cursed wished I had more tools, but eventually got the igniter off the thingy that realeases the gas (techincal, I know. Hey, I just observed the operation of the thing. Terminology is beyond me!) only to discover it had been replaced before....by an a@#*&%! that broke the original screw shafts off inside the original installation holes, and then somehow drilled through 1/16" of metal with another screw taht broke off while I was getting it apart. I have no way to make yet ANOTHER new hole in the metal connecter thingy on the gas releasing thingy to attach the igniter in the right place....so...it's looking like new oven time.
But you know what? I got that sucker apart. I got the broiler igniter ready to install, and if someone hadn't...
Woot!
Way to go, Jess. I am proud of you.
*blink*
I really should be asleep. The iBorg has my soul
*blink*
*blink*
*sigh*
I was right, I shoulda been asleep. *yawn*
Have a good day FAWTLiers.
*blink*
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Coming up on a weekend of Kingmaker after a 3 week lapse. Stupid holidays! Interfering with my Pathfinder gaming, how dare they!
Go jess door!
...awesome stuff...
Home ownership is not for the faint of heart, that's for sure! Good job. But remember, if you can't do something, you obviously need more tools. I'd start with either a Sawzall or Dremel Mototool. I've no clue if they would be useful to you, but they're way cool.
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Mornin' folks. Going to treat the BMW/Mercedes dealership this morning. Nice place, two kitchens, private gym, etc.
Seems like an awful lot for a freaking car lot to me.
The wife and I got upgraded once to a Mercedes when we were in NOLA a few years back. We had requested an SUV and they didn't hold one for us, so they upgraded us. It was sweet. One of the best cars I've ever driven.
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(91 is one of my favorite numbers because you may think it's prime, but it's prime factorization is 7 and 13. Number are funny like that.)
Multiply that by 11, and you get 1001. It's soooo cool! (Or not, I guess, but I think it is)
Congrats on your moral victory.
Yes, congrats on the victory Jess. As a fellow homeowner, I love fixing/replacing things around the house. My most proud accomplishment was replacing 3 light fixtures: one in the kitchen, one in the dinning area, and one outside the front door.
Coming up on a weekend of Kingmaker after a 3 week lapse. Stupid holidays! Interfering with my Pathfinder gaming, how dare they!
Usually, the holidays bring me increased opportunities of gaming. But this year, bupkis.
(91 is one of my favorite numbers because you may think it's prime, but it's prime factorization is 7 and 13. Number are funny like that.)
Multiply that by 11, and you get 1001. It's soooo cool! (Or not, I guess, but I think it is)
Congrats on your moral victory.
I'd be afraid of people fitted with pipes.From pipes or people?I'm scairt of gas though.
GO CYBORG!!!!
My wife is worried that I love My Little Pony. I have no idea why. It's such an adorable show. A bit heavy handed with the morals, but I would love to watch such a show with my kids. And I love Pinkie Pie, she's so cute.
Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012
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And so I now have the image for my nightmares tonight. Thank you, kind badger.I'd be afraid of people fitted with pipes.From pipes or people?I'm scairt of gas though.
Hey, I can only work on so many Pathfinder monsters to purge my own nightmares. I have to use other outlets.
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My wife is worried that I love My Little Pony. I have no idea why. It's such an adorable show. A bit heavy handed with the morals, but I would love to watch such a show with my kids. And I love Pinkie Pie, she's so cute.
I believe you are now an official Brony.
Hi everyone
we have a new employee at work, she is a MISS USA!!
No, really,
her last name is Usa
:-D
Happy Birthday the Jade!
+1 Happy Birthday
Home ownership is not for the faint of heart, that's for sure! Good job. But remember, if you can't do something, you obviously need more tools. I'd start with either a Sawzall or Dremel Mototool. I've no clue if they would be useful to you, but they're way cool....awesome stuff...
+100
you can never have enough tools, I have a Dremel....never found a use for it of course, but it's great
Home ownership is not for the faint of heart, that's for sure! Good job. But remember, if you can't do something, you obviously need more tools. I'd start with either a Sawzall or Dremel Mototool. I've no clue if they would be useful to you, but they're way cool....awesome stuff...
+100
you can never have enough tools, I have a Dremel....never found a use for it of course, but it's great
Modifying metal figs?
Mornin' folks. Going to treat the BMW/Mercedes dealership this morning. Nice place, two kitchens, private gym, etc.
Seems like an awful lot for a freaking car lot to me.
wait, what?
Mercedes and BMW sold at the same place???
Cats and Dogs living together...Mass Hysteria
The wife and I got upgraded once to a Mercedes when we were in NOLA a few years back. We had requested an SUV and they didn't hold one for us, so they upgraded us. It was sweet. One of the best cars I've ever driven.Mornin' folks. Going to treat the BMW/Mercedes dealership this morning. Nice place, two kitchens, private gym, etc.
Seems like an awful lot for a freaking car lot to me.
Over here a Mercedes is the Car you buy when you retire
So, uh, BT, do you know this woman? And, if so, do you think you could get me a date?
