The local Magistrate invokes prima nupti on my wedding night.
He's getting his head staved in with a horseman's flail.
The 8th Dwarf wrote:
The statement and the avatar don't Jive, Clive.....;)
Angus McDuff wrote:
He had an inner dwarf.When he swallowed it, it had a "small" weapon handy and cut its way out. "Muscular action" closed the wound, though.
Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:
Och! Um yuir hookilbeerah.
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Och! hie aht, in.
Och! in pyewtum hie enn?
Mammy Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
Sunna tha wah cah gri tuih ochyer gret narsty tairlt!