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A musical interlude will be sponsored by
Of Embla - Shadowplay.
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I've still got it!
Impus Minor: I would like to go get a water bottle after school
NobodysHome: OK. Let's to to Target together! It'll be a Daddy Date! Or REI.
IM: Let's go to Target and never say the words Daddy Date again. Please.
I've still got it!
Impus Minor: I would like to go get a water bottle after school
NobodysHome: OK. Let's to to Target together! It'll be a Daddy Date! Or REI.
IM: Let's go to Target and never say the words Daddy Date again. Please.
I call such things a “Man-Date” (because it’s imperative, you get it?) to about the same reaction by my 8-year-old Eldest. I look forward to this getting worse. :D
A musical interlude will be sponsored by
Of Embla - Shadowplay.
I can see it’s important enough to you that you meant the musician your sense of... scale.
EDIT: this is a joke about a naked dragon, yes.
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I've still got it!
Impus Minor: I would like to go get a water bottle after school
NobodysHome: OK. Let's to to Target together! It'll be a Daddy Date! Or REI.
IM: Let's go to Target and never say the words Daddy Date again. Please.
Were I not at work, I would link the Dream Daddy theme song.
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Were I not at work, I would link the Dream Daddy theme song.I've still got it!
Impus Minor: I would like to go get a water bottle after school
NobodysHome: OK. Let's to to Target together! It'll be a Daddy Date! Or REI.
IM: Let's go to Target and never say the words Daddy Date again. Please.
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Typical.*sigh*
Humans.
Should have wiped them out back before they learned beyond basic grunts and broken sentences. But no, and now you have an infestation.
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Everyone's a Critic
"I finished the grammar homework, Ms. Scint."
"That's awesome."
"But as I was doing the last question, 'Under Pressure' started playing."
"Nice. At least it wasn't 'Ice, Ice Baby.'"
"...what."
"Ms. Scint why"
"Stop."
"Stop what?"
"Collaborate and listen-"
"I AM GOING TO MY DESK NOW."
*new avatar*
Uh-oh. Scint has dawned [sic] an iron mask. I scared.
O.O
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*new avatar*Uh-oh. Scint has dawned [sic] an iron mask. I scared.
O.O
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the ferrous one of all?
Woof. Ouch!
The lyrics are pretty brutal!
The song is pretty beautiful!
Also: what the heck is going on with that guy.
Seems like he miiiiiiiiiight be totally horrible in every way.
I have now found out his story.
It just... I... uh... you see... um... hhhhhhhhhhhhhuh.
I don't even.
This is just.
Erm.
You know, I'm just gonna let this guy tell it, because he's actually seen the show. I laughed way to hard at that, and am... ah... hrrrrrrrrrrrrm. I just. That is a NOPE.gif, waitin' right there. Great opening, tho. [sic]
I'll say this: if Shiro loves horr(or/ible) things, this may just be right up his alley!
Oh, and, I'm just going to presume you get the one joke-reference, Freehold (the one with "<title> x <name> x <name> x <name>" - at least I think the others were names, relating back to this series), and formally request you explain it, either in a spoiler tag or in a PM so I can figure out what the heck that even means, as it wasn't the, uh, family name of Natsuo in this series, so *shrugging motion*.
"Donned" is the word you're looking for.
No, I know, but I got it right the first time.
Because "dusked" isn't a word (as in "darkening"), and she now looks more like her alternate avata-
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the ferrous one of all?
Oh, yes. That one. Daggummit. They're becoming one being at all times.
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I hate conferences night. Two and a half hours...two parents.
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Should have wiped them out back before they learned beyond basic grunts and broken sentences. But no, and now you have an infestation.Typical.*sigh*
Humans.
Hah! You think you so smart!
But you dumb!
You summon La Vos and kill you all because bad loser!
Dumb-dumb!
We smart!
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Should have wiped them out back before they learned beyond basic grunts and broken sentences. But no, and now you have an infestation.Typical.*sigh*
Humans.
Hah! You think you so smart!
But you dumb!
You summon La Vos and kill you all because bad loser!
Dumb-dumb!
We smart!
I have a tyrannosaur.
Your argument is invalid.
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Should have wiped them out back before they learned beyond basic grunts and broken sentences. But no, and now you have an infestation.Typical.*sigh*
Humans.
Hah! You think you so smart!
But you dumb!
You summon La Vos and kill you all because bad loser!
Dumb-dumb!
We smart!
I have a tyrannosaur.
Your argument is invalid.
Hah! You loser!
Dumb loser make fake word!
Me winner! Ayla like me BEST!
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Friends, let us not fight! We could have a nourishing feast instead!
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Should have wiped them out back before they learned beyond basic grunts and broken sentences. But no, and now you have an infestation.Typical.*sigh*
Humans.
Hah! You think you so smart!
But you dumb!
You summon La Vos and kill you all because bad loser!
Dumb-dumb!
We smart!
I have a tyrannosaur.
Your argument is invalid.
Hah! You loser!
Dumb loser make fake word!
Me winner! Ayla like me BEST!
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Oh, that won't do at all. Such a mess.
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Should have wiped them out back before they learned beyond basic grunts and broken sentences. But no, and now you have an infestation.Typical.*sigh*
Humans.
Hah! You think you so smart!
But you dumb!
You summon La Vos and kill you all because bad loser!
Dumb-dumb!
We smart!
I have a tyrannosaur.
Your argument is invalid.
Hah! You loser!
Dumb loser make fake word!
Me winner! Ayla like me BEST!
Hey, I hear someone needs lightning on these guys?
Good thing I paid for that silly shock enchantment, eh?
Who's laughing, now, Kyra?!
Oh, that won't do at all. Such a mess.
Water's good for cleaning messes!
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Oh, that won't do at all. Such a mess.Not our problem, Angel.
But it's going to bother me! I'll know it's there.
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Or dolphins.
Dohl-fahnz?! You dare mention dohl-fahnz in my presence?!
Those arrogant, self-righteous, pretentious monsters get aaaaaaall the gloh-ree!
But soon they will know the POWA- er, um, HEROISM, of the true su-preme intelligence: ME~!
(And my minion, of course.)
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I am clearly the superior specimen!
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No! Fawful is bestest pupil! You are all being fink-rats and having of many stupids!
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Hi, new friend!
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In addition to alias-fail up there (edited, by the way), I just realized it wasn't Valeros who had the shock weapon.
Because oops.
I'm... still perplexed.
I'm just gonna ret-head-canon the whole thing that Valeros learned from my display and bought a shock weapon. Because really, now.
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Well...I got a week of lesson plans done, a novel test and a half written, and vocab for the next month sorted.
Can I go home yet?
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Well...I got a week of lesson plans done, a novel test and a half written, and vocab for the next month sorted.
Can I go home yet?
No. You're a teacher. That means that you're contractually obligated to be chained to your desk until your work is done.
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I got yaWere I not at work, I would link the Dream Daddy theme song.I've still got it!
Impus Minor: I would like to go get a water bottle after school
NobodysHome: OK. Let's to to Target together! It'll be a Daddy Date! Or REI.
IM: Let's go to Target and never say the words Daddy Date again. Please.
I wonder what that would sound like slowed down 3-4 times?
Or sped up by the amount and given the happy hardcore treatment?
I bet someone's already done the latter, but I'm not at all sure that I wanna hear the results...
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We have a high temperature of 57 for today and tomorrow.
F~@% you mosquitoes!!
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So I saw a shoulder specialist yesterday. Afterwards I had my monthly appointment with my chiropracter.
Shoulder specialist: "MRIs are great, but they make doctors fat and lazy.
Yeah, your doc and the radiologist said you have tendonosis. That's true. It's also not your problem. Everyone over the age of 30 has tendonosis. Don't worry about it."
Me: "They also said there's no tears?"
Specialist: "Yeah...they were a bit wrong about that too. You have two partial tears. One in the tendon here, and one in the cartilage here. However, they're small, nothing that requires surgery yet, and even taken together...they're not you're problem. But contrary to what you were told, they do exist. Your problem is you have frozen shoulder."
It will go away on its own, but it can take months/years to develop, another months/years to feel awful, and another months/years to "thaw" and go away on its own.
Specialist: "So what we're going to do is give you a steroid shot in the shoulder. This won't feel nearly as bad as what you've dealt with in the past. Then you're going to do some daily stretches. In 6 weeks you're going to come back to me and you should be 50% better. We'll reevaluate and go from there. Probably another shot and more exercises until you're good, as long as your body responds to this."
Body, you will submit to my Will. This war must come to a close.
So to the chiropractor's afterwards.
Chiro: "Ok, I'm going to leave your shoulder alone since you just got the steroid injection. Let that do its work. We can assist with the treatment, but we're not going to do anything to make it worse or impede what he wants you doing. It's a solid diagnosis and solid treatment plan."
Me: "Great, so on to the usual back issues."
Chiro: "Yep."
Chiro works on the low back, which I strained over the weekend with too much work for Zelda's event. Then she gets into my mid-back. And it sounds like a snare drum roll.
Chiro: "Holy shit! Oh, I mean, I'm sorry, that was unprofessional of me."
Me: "Don't worry about that. I'm not the least bit offended. I'm equal parts proud and depressed."
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I blame Freehold for Vany's frozen shoulder.
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Oh, frozen shoulder. MrT suffered from that for years. When it got bad Id need to help him with putting on his coat.
And this is one of two reasons Cap doesn't want me as an employee right now. The other reason will likely never get better.
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*SIGH*. On our roadmap call, and the presenter just threw out one of those comments that depresses me: "Just like you can never have too much money or a car that can go too fast..."
Er, yes, yes you can.
And that makes me an alien.
EDIT: For the record, I've pegged "enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life" at $10 million. Any more than that and I'd just start giving it all away because I'd have no use for it.
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I have to admit, I'm pretty stoked about the insulation.
Lows are in the mid-40s right now, with highs in the high 60s, yet the living room is bottoming out at 63°F, which is perfectly livable. So we're not even particularly using the portable space heaters yet, much less the core heat.
Of course, we usually don't turn on the heat until November, so we'll see how things progress.
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Rascal Does Not Dream of a Dreaming Girl was everything good about the series in an hour and a half with an extra hard gut punch of an ending. If you liked Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Sempai you will enjoy every minute of the movie.
Edit: Okay, maybe every minute of the first half. The second half is rough.
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Woof. Ouch!
The lyrics are pretty brutal!
The song is pretty beautiful!
Also: what the heck is going on with that guy.
Seems like he miiiiiiiiiight be totally horrible in every way.
I have now found out his story.
It just... I... uh... you see... um... hhhhhhhhhhhhhuh.
I don't even.
This is just.
Erm.
You know, I'm just gonna let this guy tell it, because he's actually seen the show. I laughed way to hard at that, and am... ah... hrrrrrrrrrrrrm. I just. That is a NOPE.gif, waitin' right there. Great opening, tho. [sic]
I'll say this: if Shiro loves horr(or/ible) things, this may just be right up his alley!
Oh, and, I'm just going to presume you get the one joke-reference, Freehold (the one with "<title> x <name> x <name> x <name>" - at least I think the others were names, relating back to this series), and formally request you explain it, either in a spoiler tag or in a PM so I can figure out what the heck that even means, as it wasn't the, uh, family name of Natsuo in this series, so *shrugging motion*.
strange. Noone had a problem with marmalade boy did it.