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Lucky him. Some of us had to rely on HBO, Cinemax, and forest porn when we were kids.Whelp, Homunculus #1 just walked in on Mrs Sunrise and I and is now hiding. Dying of embarrassment, I'm sure.all part of growing up.A really good conversation came of it, in which Mrs Sunrise proved herself the best mother ever. My favorite part of that conversation:
H1: I thought I was hiding it so well, how did you know I've been watching porn in my room?!
Mrs Sunrise: Because you're a 13 year old boy.
It was a hard life...
Stay up super late and if you didn't have cable it would be all scrambled.
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It was a hard life...Lucky him. Some of us had to rely on HBO, Cinemax, and forest porn when we were kids.Whelp, Homunculus #1 just walked in on Mrs Sunrise and I and is now hiding. Dying of embarrassment, I'm sure.all part of growing up.A really good conversation came of it, in which Mrs Sunrise proved herself the best mother ever. My favorite part of that conversation:
H1: I thought I was hiding it so well, how did you know I've been watching porn in my room?!
Mrs Sunrise: Because you're a 13 year old boy.
There was always the lingerie section in the back of mail-order catalogues, for milder thrills.
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One of my exes told me the movie "Pretty woman" was her Victoria secret catalog.
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Lucky him. Some of us had to rely on HBO, Cinemax, and forest porn when we were kids.
of us goblin babies suspect that must be where fey get most of their weird ideas about humanity.
*Disappointingly snaps finger*
I hope one of them wasn't sports.
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And their was much rejoicing.
It was lovely meeting NH, Gothbard, Shiro and the Impii.
We did a lot of walking, talked about a lot of forbidden FaWtL topics. I made them eat weird food.
Define weird food?
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My personal odometer has clicked off another mile.
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Ahh, yes. The huddle of 5th grade boys on the playground trying to look innocent as they pass around the Victoria's Secret catalog one of them stole from their parents. Good times.There was always the lingerie section in the back of mail-order catalogues, for milder thrills.It was a hard life...Lucky him. Some of us had to rely on HBO, Cinemax, and forest porn when we were kids.Whelp, Homunculus #1 just walked in on Mrs Sunrise and I and is now hiding. Dying of embarrassment, I'm sure.all part of growing up.A really good conversation came of it, in which Mrs Sunrise proved herself the best mother ever. My favorite part of that conversation:
H1: I thought I was hiding it so well, how did you know I've been watching porn in my room?!
Mrs Sunrise: Because you're a 13 year old boy.
the memories...
Also Victoria's secret? Pah! We had some dad's ancient playboys.
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R.I.P Flintstones truck!
All hail the Death Trap!!
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R.I.P Flintstones truck!
All hail the Death Trap!!
DEATH TRAP!
It was lovely meeting NH, Gothbard, Shiro and the Impii.
We did a lot of walking, talked about a lot of forbidden FaWtL topics. I made them eat weird food.
that sounds amazing. I truly envy them your company.
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We moved to a house when I was twelve where the previous owner left every single Playboy released from 1966-1979 in boxes in the garage.
So yeah, I didn't leave my room hardly for a year.
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We moved to a house when I was twelve where the previous owner left every single Playboy released from 1966-1979 in boxes in the garage.
So yeah, I didn't leave my room hardly for a year.
And your right arm looked like Popeye's too, I bet.
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And your right arm looked like Popeye's too, I bet.We moved to a house when I was twelve where the previous owner left every single Playboy released from 1966-1979 in boxes in the garage.
So yeah, I didn't leave my room hardly for a year.
Nope, I'm left handed.
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that sounds amazing. I truly envy them your company.It was lovely meeting NH, Gothbard, Shiro and the Impii.
We did a lot of walking, talked about a lot of forbidden FaWtL topics. I made them eat weird food.
If you're ever in the Netherlands I can show you around too.
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If you're ever in the Netherlands I can show you around too.that sounds amazing. I truly envy them your company.It was lovely meeting NH, Gothbard, Shiro and the Impii.
We did a lot of walking, talked about a lot of forbidden FaWtL topics. I made them eat weird food.
You should come to Wisconsin!
GameholeCon is in November.
We moved to a house when I was twelve where the previous owner left every single Playboy released from 1966-1979 in boxes in the garage.
So yeah, I didn't leave my room hardly for a year.
do you have any idea how much those are worth?!
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We didn't take Playboys to school. A catalog could, potentially, be explained as innocent (unlikely, but possible). A Playboy can't.Ahh, yes. The huddle of 5th grade boys on the playground trying to look innocent as they pass around the Victoria's Secret catalog one of them stole from their parents. Good times.There was always the lingerie section in the back of mail-order catalogues, for milder thrills.It was a hard life...Lucky him. Some of us had to rely on HBO, Cinemax, and forest porn when we were kids.Whelp, Homunculus #1 just walked in on Mrs Sunrise and I and is now hiding. Dying of embarrassment, I'm sure.all part of growing up.A really good conversation came of it, in which Mrs Sunrise proved herself the best mother ever. My favorite part of that conversation:
H1: I thought I was hiding it so well, how did you know I've been watching porn in my room?!
Mrs Sunrise: Because you're a 13 year old boy.
the memories...
Also Victoria's secret? Pah! We had some dad's ancient playboys.
Years of smuggling in comics gave us all a leading edge in hiding such things.
One friend was a mathie. He measured out books exactly for maximum camouflage. Only due to his overconfidence did one teacher discover why we loved the world atlas 1979 so much.
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If you're ever in the Netherlands I can show you around too.that sounds amazing. I truly envy them your company.It was lovely meeting NH, Gothbard, Shiro and the Impii.
We did a lot of walking, talked about a lot of forbidden FaWtL topics. I made them eat weird food.
You should come to Wisconsin!
GameholeCon is in November.
I'll think about it.
They used to have an even better Con in Middleton at the Marriott sometime in August but I haven't seen anything about the last couple of years.
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I've worked at the place where we're working for three different companies over the last fifteen years, they don't remember me.
I'm more than okay with that, they're horrible people.
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I spent the morning teaching (or trying to teach) Hermione to play cribbage. No, she's not being punished. She asked me to.
Val woke up, came into the breakfast room, started looking over her shoulder, and figured out the scoring in about five minutes.
So now they have another thing they can compete with each other and fight over.
Good morning, John!
I spent the morning teaching (or trying to teach) Hermione to play cribbage. No, she's not being punished. She asked me to.
Val woke up, came into the breakfast room, started looking over her shoulder, and figured out the scoring in about five minutes.
So now they have another thing they can compete with each other and fight over.
smart kid.
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Poffertjes, bitterballen and raw herring.Define weird food?It was lovely meeting NH, Gothbard, Shiro and the Impii.
We did a lot of walking, talked about a lot of forbidden FaWtL topics. I made them eat weird food.
And stroopvaffles!
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My personal odometer has clicked off another mile.
Happy B-day!
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Safe in Copenhagen.
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And stroopvaffles!Poffertjes, bitterballen and raw herring.Define weird food?It was lovely meeting NH, Gothbard, Shiro and the Impii.
We did a lot of walking, talked about a lot of forbidden FaWtL topics. I made them eat weird food.
So, wait, when I spend years drenching waffles in caramel and squishing them into a sandwich, it's "weird" but when a whole country of windmill and flower meadow enthusiasts do it, it's the Next Big Culinary Thing.
Poppycock, I say!
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My personal odometer has clicked off another mile.
Happy Mile Day!!
Nope, I'm left handed.And your right arm looked like Popeye's too, I bet.We moved to a house when I was twelve where the previous owner left every single Playboy released from 1966-1979 in boxes in the garage.
So yeah, I didn't leave my room hardly for a year.
That's as maybe. If you were anything like me, you were playing the kazoo with your main hand at the same time, as a diversionary measure.
'What are you doing in there with the door locked?!'
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My personal odometer has clicked off another mile.
I wondered why you had a device for measuring William the Conquerer's favourite bishop, or possibly Garfield's dog pal, but now all is clear. Hope you had/are having a goodun :)
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Waitaminute. Its Vany's birthday?!?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY VANY!
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Happy Level-Up Day, Vanykrye! What class features do you get to pick this time??
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Thanks all.
I think the only not thing I picked up this level is "Oh my God, why does *that* hurt?!?"
Since I'm unfortunately traveling for work, I saved up my per diem and gave myself a nice dinner on the company dime.
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Bob Ross Captain and his crew spent their per diem at the strip club, the one time they got a per diem.
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Wait, that's what that meant?!? Happy Birthday, Vany!