So, wait, when I spend years drenching waffles in caramel and squishing them into a sandwich, it's "weird" but when a whole country of windmill and flower meadow enthusiasts do it, it's the Next Big Culinary Thing.
Poppycock, I say!
Whoa! Not so fast there! You're not the only one looking for extra cheesecake!
The first restaurant I worked at in high school made *the worst* cheesecake ever to exist and I still love cheesecake.
Just a Mort wrote:
You want to fight over that!
Sir Limey De Longears wrote:
They're called cookies, goode sir!
And they're supposed to be soft and moist, much like the queen's undergarments.
My word! A newspaper won't do! What you need is a banana! Remember to hit him thusly aside the crown!
Well, younger brother's got my back and he leaves tonight after dinner, so that reckoning is today in terms of shunning NobodyWife. The money is far more trivial, but indicative of complete a$$hattery. I really don't want to put her on the spot, but lisamarlene and Whingy Wizard pay what they can every single time, and it's not easy for them. If she'd let me, I'd just pay for her. But she's a decent person and insists on paying something. Older brother retired at 35. He can afford $20 for drinks. So when he doesn't pay his share I get pissy.
Have you considered challenging them all to a duel at high noon.
They'll be so baked, you're sure to win!
I'm starting to suspect you're only doing this to mock me because I can't figure out how to do it myself.
Well played sir!
Edit: getting closer. :-)™
Freehold DM wrote:
How dare you tell me to... relax!!!, those sir, are fightin' words!