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Olde Timey Fisticuffs Yesterday's page

36 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


The Vagrant Erudite wrote:
That horse meat is plenty tender already. You can put the boxing gloves away.

Like everything in life, it's better to go barehanded.

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NobodysHome wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Twelve minutes to get there (walking), not too shabby.
So it was 1200 yards away?

Are you saying I walk slow?

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Freehold is old, yes.

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NobodysHome wrote:
Woran wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Woran wrote:

It was lovely meeting NH, Gothbard, Shiro and the Impii.

We did a lot of walking, talked about a lot of forbidden FaWtL topics. I made them eat weird food.

Define weird food?
Poffertjes, bitterballen and raw herring.
And stroopvaffles!

So, wait, when I spend years drenching waffles in caramel and squishing them into a sandwich, it's "weird" but when a whole country of windmill and flower meadow enthusiasts do it, it's the Next Big Culinary Thing.

Poppycock, I say!

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aeglos wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

It was the partially collapsing wall that touched me.

"Watch your feet!" Co-worker said right before the wall collapsed on my leg.

No worries, tis only a flesh wound.

urgh, heal well Captain

If you think I look bad, you should see the other guy.

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What's that supposed to mean? Did, did you just call me stupid!

Orthos wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:

True. But there could be. And if there is, there might be cake. And if there is cake, it might be buttermilk red velvet. And if it is buttermilk red velvet, then none of you will stand a chance at getting any of it as I will devour it all in one mighty gulp.

Unless it has cream cheese icing on it. Then I scrape that off and let you all fight over it while I eat the cake.

*High paws Gran for disliking cream cheese ice cream*
I dislike cream cheese in general.
Do you eat cheesecakes? I don't.
More for me!

Whoa! Not so fast there! You're not the only one looking for extra cheesecake!

The first restaurant I worked at in high school made *the worst* cheesecake ever to exist and I still love cheesecake.

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Just a Mort wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Scintillae wrote:


The good news about reading a book about the Vietnam War is that the kids get more background on a really rough patch of history.

The bad news about reading a book about the Vietnam War is that it doesn't pull punches on how senseless and cruel war is. Ow.

I work with Vietnam vets regularly.

It was.

Book in question, if you were curious
Realistic depiction of war. Good. Show kids what war is really like and maybe as the generations churn we'll be in fewer of them. One can hope.

I think American culture is rather gung ho about wars.

** spoiler omitted **

You want to fight over that!

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Sir Limey De Longears wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

I love The Great British Baking Show.

Biscuit week, or as translated into English, dry overcooked cookie overfilled with with bland or bitter fillings week.

While trying someone's "biscuit" (or as they're commonly referred to in America as "footballs") the judge comments "the chocolate is rather bitter and they're a bit dry" to which the contestant replied "I know, they're great aren't they!".

You insult the honour of our National Biscuits.

We must fight a duel.

They're called cookies, goode sir!

And they're supposed to be soft and moist, much like the queen's undergarments.

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Drejk wrote:
Tequila Sunrise wrote:

Yeah I'm cool with no cleric restrictions, as well as deity-specific codes, and I see the advantage. Temple schisms and rogue priests become a lot easier and more believable when the gods aren't constantly eavesdropping on their priests, and all priests of a given deity have the same access to spells regardless of alignment. I'm currently GMing a game without alignment restrictions, and I'm happy with it.

What's Midgard btw?


The reason why, if I ever meet Wolfgang Baur in person, I will be seriously tempted to smack him on a head with a rolled newspaper.

My word! A newspaper won't do! What you need is a banana! Remember to hit him thusly aside the crown!

Turkeys are alright, as long as you don't try to fight them.

If you do fight one use a big long stick (or preferably a shovel) because if they get in close enough for water bottle wacking it's already over.

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Dejectedly throws cheese on the ground.

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"It is a sandwich!" you should never settle for a sandwich! As a former sandwich artiste, I take offense to that!

puts dueling cheese on top of head.

High noon, good sir!

Worse than Boston fans? Surely you jest!

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Only if they insist on calling it "Futball"


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Paladins are obviously Deisexual.

How else can someone be that into Iomedae.

Merisiel teasingly touches Seelah's arm "C'mon baby, you know you want to" Seelah raises one eyebrow as she withdraws her arm "only when Iomedae is watching, that's our deal".

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lisamarlene wrote:

Impus Major I wouldn't worry about.

Impus Minor on the other hand... I want to punch that teacher.

Don't forget to give the kid a can of mustache wax, and red suspenders, and tell him to aim for his cherries, see!.

Butter side down!

This seems familiar...

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Dundack, the old-timey avian wrote:
Punniculus wrote:
Two new bears?! Where's an owl when I need one?

*looks at bears, looks at Pun-god, shakes head emphatically.*

Ooohhh no.
I'm too old for stuff like this ya whipper-snapper.

Ah! A wise quacker, eh!

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Hermione shouldn't have settled for Ron.

Or so i'm told.

I personally can't stand Harry Potter.


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There are megachurches to Sarenrae on the sun.

Is that why Solarions suck (they don't).

And what does that mean for Envoys.

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Twilight Sparkle: alicorn royal wrote:

Everything i learned about MLP i learned from Bob's Burgers.

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Thrashes around wildly with eyes closed because of the f*!%ing migraine.

Did you just call us old...

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NobodysHome wrote:
Well, younger brother's got my back and he leaves tonight after dinner, so that reckoning is today in terms of shunning NobodyWife. The money is far more trivial, but indicative of complete a$$hattery. I really don't want to put her on the spot, but lisamarlene and Whingy Wizard pay what they can every single time, and it's not easy for them. If she'd let me, I'd just pay for her. But she's a decent person and insists on paying something. Older brother retired at 35. He can afford $20 for drinks. So when he doesn't pay his share I get pissy.

Have you considered challenging them all to a duel at high noon.

They'll be so baked, you're sure to win!

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Tacticslion wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
thegreenteagamer wrote:
On the subject of Leash kids
Will check this out when I have time and no kids... :)

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnope. Instead, guy might just get himself either arrested for harassment, and/or a restraining order, depending on the parent he's dealing with.

As noted: I would still do this, because, as a parent, it helps me parent better. Everything he thinks is logical argumentation is kind of stupid reasoning, akin to suggesting, "Why do you need car seats; is your child an idiot who's going to throw himself out the window?"

I will submit that such things can be poorly used... but that's true with literally everything, so...


I'm starting to suspect you're only doing this to mock me because I can't figure out how to do it myself.

Well played sir!


Edit: getting closer. :-)™

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Freehold DM wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

I'm afraid to watch new Powerpuff Girls cartoon.

Mostly I'm afraid of what they've done to Mojo Jojo.

Pea Bear still has the "Mojo Jojo breakfast"

"Two eggs. Two toast. And a newspaper!!!" - Mojo Jojo.

just watch the cartoon and make up your own mind. It's very different. Don't like it? Relax knowing you have about 6(MOTHERF!~#ING SIX) seasons of the original plus SEVERAL movies and specials.

** spoiler omitted **

How dare you tell me to... relax!!!, those sir, are fightin' words!

Sure, I'll fight you. :-)

By the tire swing after school?

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Now it's all turnips and kumquat.

Shakes fist.

Odell gets to beat up the packers secondary this week.

So I for one will be watching the fisticuffs along the sideline.

But I wouldn't count on him for fantasy football. :-)

I had to stop watching.

Canadian Bacon.

tips Kobold Cleaver's favorite cow.

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I accept your Pope, BoSox, [redacted] challenge.

High noon, I assume.

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Did... Did he just call the General old?

That sounds like something a roll player would say.