Mairkurion {tm} wrote: The real question of the moment is, IS SHARKCLOPS REAL? I'm saying it's real.
Kruelaid wrote: Well, I almost have my sanity back after having all my crap stolen. Hope that turns out to not suck.....
A$%#@!$s didn't get any money. Just ID, credit cards, passport, and everything is canceled and reported lost... so. F them.
Kruelaid wrote: Well, I almost have my sanity back after having all my crap stolen. Whoa...I missed this. What happened the hell happened, Kruely?
EDIT: Okay, so this was a home burglary? I second Spanky's sentiment.
Mrgh.
Sorry to hear about your theft problem Kruelaid. If there's any justice in the world, the perpetrators will suffer from horrible diseases.
Celestial Healer wrote: Moving blows.
My body hurts.
Isn't it exciting too, though?
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Slow night. Uh-oh...was somebody murdered or something?
Found out last night the house I was trying to buy isn't really likely to work out.
They listed it as 110, I offered 103, with 6 toward closing costs. Their return bid? 109,900 without closing costs. O.o turns out they owe a lot on the house, and are about to be foreclosed on.
then they offered me a wonderful deal this afternoon. I could lease the house from them, move in, and then negotiate a short sale with them and their bank...
yeah...lose my apt, be dependent on them for a place to live, pay THEIR mortgage for months, and hope negotiations with the bank go well when I've lost all negotiating leverage?
heh. this may be my first house, but I'm not stupid, sorry.
>.<
back to house hunting.
And, with that, I'm off to bed. Night all.

Jess Door wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: Moving blows.
My body hurts. Isn't it exciting too, though? In a few days, it might be. Right now, I ache.
The boxes and boxes of RPG rulebooks didn't help.
Jess Door wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Slow night. Uh-oh...was somebody murdered or something?
Found out last night the house I was trying to buy isn't really likely to work out.
They listed it as 110, I offered 103, with 6 toward closing costs. Their return bid? 109,900 without closing costs. O.o turns out they owe a lot on the house, and are about to be foreclosed on.
then they offered me a wonderful deal this afternoon. I could lease the house from them, move in, and then negotiate a short sale with them and their bank...
yeah...lose my apt, be dependent on them for a place to live, pay THEIR mortgage for months, and hope negotiations with the bank go well when I've lost all negotiating leverage?
heh. this may be my first house, but I'm not stupid, sorry.
>.<
back to house hunting. This is very very lame. Sorry to hear about it.
Celestial Healer wrote:
In a few days, it might be. Right now, I ache.
The boxes and boxes of RPG rulebooks didn't help.
Ooooh, yeah, those are always heavy. :)
Celestial Healer wrote:
This is very very lame. Sorry to hear about it.
Eh, the house was nice, but there were problems with it. Problems that, if the owners were in a position to negotiate, could be taken care of. But they obviously weren't. I've had to expand the locations I'm looking, so I'd have a farther drive to work, but I'm trying to look at it as an opportunity, rather than a setback.
Mostly I'm being successful. Heh.
</pity party>
Out of curiousity, if I were inclined to cast Magic Missile in order to attack the darkness, would this be an appropriate thread to do so?
What about asking people to go and get me some bacon? What that be in keeping with the spirit of this thread? If so, would anyone be willing to go get some bacon for me?
gran rey de los mono wrote: Out of curiousity, if I were inclined to cast Magic Missile in order to attack the darkness, would this be an appropriate thread to do so?
What about asking people to go and get me some bacon? What that be in keeping with the spirit of this thread? If so, would anyone be willing to go get some bacon for me?
<Hides from magic missiles.>
Spanky loves bacon. In fact I almost wish you had not mentioned this.
Mairkurion {tm} wrote: Kruelaid wrote: Well, I almost have my sanity back after having all my crap stolen. Whoa...I missed this. What happened the hell happened, Kruely?
EDIT: Okay, so this was a home burglary? I second Spanky's sentiment. Not sure how it happened. Probably a really talented pickpocket.
Anyway, whoever it is really screwed up. He should have taken the wallet with money, not the wallet with ID and passport.
Aberzombie wrote: Mrgh.
Sorry to hear about your theft problem Kruelaid. If there's any justice in the world, the perpetrators will suffer from horrible diseases.
May his testicles wither and fall off!
Why can't I focus on working?! X_X
Jess Door wrote:
heh. this may be my first house, but I'm not stupid, sorry.
>.<
back to house hunting. RATZENFRATZ!
Kruelaid wrote: <Hides from magic missiles.>
Spanky loves bacon. In fact I almost wish you had not mentioned this.
No worries Kruelaid, I didn't prepare Magic Missile today.
So, would this Spanky fellow be willing to fetch me some bacon? I could be convinced to share...
Studpuffin wrote: Why can't I focus on working?! X_X Answer is here.
Studpuffin wrote: Why can't I focus on working?! X_X Because this board is much more interesting? Or to put it another way: Caw.
gran rey de los mono wrote: Kruelaid wrote: <Hides from magic missiles.>
Spanky loves bacon. In fact I almost wish you had not mentioned this.
No worries Kruelaid, I didn't prepare Magic Missile today.
So, would this Spanky fellow be willing to fetch me some bacon? I could be convinced to share... No bacon for you, not at your age. Which is 42.
gran rey de los mono wrote: Studpuffin wrote: Why can't I focus on working?! X_X Because this board is much more interesting? Or to put it another way: Caw. CAW!!!! O_o
Studpuffin wrote: Yep, definitely 42. *Fires a Magic Missile at Studpuffin*
I am not 42.
gran rey de los mono wrote: Studpuffin wrote: Yep, definitely 42. *Fires a Magic Missile at Studpuffin*
I am not 42. That's funny, because you are 42.
Kruely, well, I'm glad it wasn't the worst possibility.
Jess: Sorry! Hope something turns up that's even better.
CH: Hang in there. ::Hangs up poster of angel kitty::
Studpuffin wrote: That's funny, because you are 42. Are you sure I'm not 24 and you read it backwards?
gran rey de los mono wrote: Studpuffin wrote: That's funny, because you are 42. Are you sure I'm not 24 and you read it backwards? No. Tensor told me you were 42.
Studpuffin wrote: No. Tensor told me you were 42. Then Tensor must have gotten it wrong, for I am not 42.
gran rey de los mono wrote: Studpuffin wrote: No. Tensor told me you were 42. Then Tensor must have gotten it wrong, for I am not 42. That's not what I heard. I heard you were 42.
Studpuffin wrote: That's not what I heard. I heard you were 42. Maybe thats just what they wanted you to hear.
gran rey de los mono wrote: Studpuffin wrote: That's not what I heard. I heard you were 42. Maybe thats just what they wanted you to hear. Yeah, that's why they said you were 42.
kark puffingobbler wrote: I'm 42. Are you John Wayne? Is this me?
Drill Sargent Vülfünbürger wrote: Who the f&$@ said that! Hehehe, private snowball.
What the.....who the f$+! let this gooneybird f@~! in my Corps!
Drill Sargent Vülfünbürger wrote: What the.....who the f@#! let this gooneybird f*+$ in my Corps! It wasn't me Drill Sergeant! I think it was a 42 year old, which definitely rules me out.
Private Gooneybird! Where th f~+$ are you from!
Forty f~+~ing two!
Who the f$&$ let my grandpa in here!
Private Grandpa, drop and beat your face!
And if you break your hip, I'm ripping it off and shoving it up your wrinkly ass!!!
Drill Sargent Vülfünbürger wrote: Forty f!!~ing two!
Who the f+~* let my grandpa in here!
Private Grandpa, drop and beat your face!
And if you break your hip, I'm ripping it off and shoving it up your wrinkly ass!!!
Psst...Kark Puffingobbler...I think he's talking to you.
F!+! you say. I washed out a month ago. I'm just waiting to outprocess.
Look at me. What the f$*# am I doing in the Marine Corps?
Yeah, he's no marine.
I'm just a cook.
Don't talk to my washout, you puke! Drop and give me 20!
kark puffingobbler wrote: F*~~ you say. I washed out a month ago. I'm just waiting to outprocess.
Look at me. What the f@$* am I doing in the Marine Corps?
Failing?
Studpuffin wrote: Yeah, he's no marine.
I'm just a cook.
Who do you think you are, Steven Sagall, who thinks he's John Wayne, who really thinks he's Greta Garbo?
DROP!!!
Drill Sargent Vülfünbürger wrote: Don't talk to my washout, you puke! Drop and give me 20!
You still haven't repaid me the last 20 I gave you!
Drill Sargent Vülfünbürger wrote: Studpuffin wrote: Yeah, he's no marine.
I'm just a cook.
Who do you think you are, Steven Sagall, who thinks he's John Wayne, who really thinks he's Greta Garbo?
DROP!!! Oooo, Greta Garbo. Homina homina.
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