how else do you get a masterwork violin?
you also need a masterwork horse too.
^^Does this need context?
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NAH
While a certain variety of cat is perhaps the most delicious meal ever(especially when you find the right wine to pair it with), it is severely lacking in nutrition. Chicken is the superior option in that respect.
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We already had the "how many chickens can I fit on my scythe, and can I throw them out in combat to distract the enemy from my Star Chicken familiar" rules discussion.
Answer: 6, but it's move action to toss them, unless you have quick draw.
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We already had the "how many chickens can I fit on my scythe, and can I throw them out in combat to distract the enemy from my Star Chicken familiar" rules discussion.
Answer: 6, but it's move action to toss them, unless you have quick draw.
I can't believe I forgot about the star chicken.
I can't believe I said that sentence in all seriousness.
We haven't been able to really start that campaign yet.
Soon though, summer begins.
Golf umbrella's are the best!
'course my pants are still soaked, but that can hardly be helped when you've got a small stream deep enough to support marine life outside in your driveway.
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I don't have accent.
Unless I am speaking English or German.
Oi've got an aaacent when oi'm speaken Ennglish , an' oi aaam bluddy Ennglish.
My favorite part is, the General thinks throwing out a bunch of chickens will a) distract from the one chicken with a star map on it's feathers and glows with a nimbus of light when it flies, and b) is a better use of her action then say using hexes or casting spells.
This is why I don't worry about rolled stats.
If they're going to start tossing chickens or jamming dead bodies in holes in the wall during a fight, they're gonna last longer. :-)
This is also why I love playing with my family.
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Everything Zelda has taught me about chickens shows her to be very wise in bringing a cucco with her
Hamster,
I LIVE in Morgantown. So to me, it's still heaven...at least compared to New Jersey.
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Anywhere is heaven in comparison to New Jersey.
Hamster,
I LIVE in Morgantown. So to me, it's still heaven...at least compared to New Jersey.
I'm not trying to offend, I just find state jokes humorous... Well the good ones anyway. Some states are hard to write a great joke for, but...
"All is strange and vague."
"Are we dead?"
"Or is this Ohio?"
Bonus points if you know where its from.
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*glares at all the would-be cat eaters and growls*
*gigglesnort*
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Hamster,
I LIVE in Morgantown. So to me, it's still heaven...at least compared to New Jersey.
I'm not trying to offend, I just find state jokes humorous... Well the good ones anyway. Some states are hard to write a great joke for, but...
"All is strange and vague."
"Are we dead?"
"Or is this Ohio?"
Bonus points if you know where its from.
Animaniacs. Swedish Death.
Best. Episode. Ever.
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You might not even be able to understand me in person because... Accent. In PBPs I don't feel self conscious about that.Hi said that you didn't have much of an accent, but you spoke so fast he had trouble understanding.
In my experience, U.S.-spoken English is one of the slowest-spoken languages on the planet. Slow it down by another 50% and you have our Southern drawl.
But native French, Spanish, and German speakers sound like machine gun fire to our relatively slow-tempo, relaxed conversations. So I really wouldn't be surprised that the influence of Chinese on Singaporan English made you speak it much more quickly than your Western Hemisphere counterparts...
...what's funny is that Indians learned English from the Brits, so they have the tempo about right for us 'Mericans.
Oh Noes my sekret is out! Singapore is technically a British colony. So we were under brits. I hardly speak Chinese much.
Wasn't everything a British colony at some point?
rhetorical
marked by or tending to use exaggerated language or bombast.
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The best thing about living in Alabama is that it's the first choice in the dropdown box when you are entering your address online.
The down side is you have to live in Alabama...
(also I think their is some law that requires you to marry your cousin.)
I'm quite literal minded.
I might have noticed that once or twice.
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We are the same distance from 2005 as we are from 2031.
*long drawn out scream*
Let's all just take a second and appreciate the fact that humans don't shed their skin like snakes do.
At least we would all have to dust a lot less often!
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There will never be scientific proof of the supernatural because as soon as something can be scientifically proven it becomes merely natural.
This made me think of Cheryl Tunt referencing Arthur Clarke's "Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" and now I need to rewatch the first seven seasons of Archer. So, thanks for giving me the excuse!
Wasn't everything a British colony at some point?
Enough problems with Germany and Russia...
*glares at all the would-be cat eaters and growls**gigglesnort*
Must. Resist. Commenting.
Must. Resist. Commenting.*glares at all the would-be cat eaters and growls**gigglesnort*
Those dirty cat eaters. Although one has to wonder how they deal with the fur balls. Its not like shaved cats are common...
No Wayfinder yet?
Ah, there it is... The site didn't want to show that issue when I looked for 'wayfinder' but I found it when looked for 'wayfinder 18'.
Urgh!
I feel like s*$!.
I'm lonely, sad and pathetic.
And I've just been handed my one months notice, so come 1/8 I'm officially fired.
Once I'm done for the day, I'm crawling under my covers as this is simply too s!&%ty to stay awake for.
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Sorry to hear that, CT - hope you find a new situation without too much bother.
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Hang in their my fine Testudines Sometimes these things lead to bigger and better things!
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You can always move to the Midwest, with the heroin epidemic wiping out the physical labor pool and all, seems like you'd have your pick of stable jobs (and as a plus side, I know where all the rich horse stables around here).
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You can always move to the Midwest, with the heroin epidemic wiping out the physical labor pool and all, seems like you'd have your pick of stable jobs (and as a plus side, I know where all the rich horse stables around here).
Umm... *blink blink* yay heroine?
I'm quite literal minded.
I could tell!
Must. Resist. Commenting.*glares at all the would-be cat eaters and growls**gigglesnort*
sure are a lot of potential cat eaters in this thread...or there should be. those who dont eat cat are weird unless they have a VERY good reason.