
lisamarlene |
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I did something unconscionably stupid today.
A week and a half ago, I started fast-walking 30 minutes a day on my break instead of, oh, going to Daiso for Pocky and ume-flavored soda or sitting down with a book or browsing Paizo fora.
So every day I start my best-of-Queen playlist and I go. And after exploring the neighborhood around school, I settled on a route that's 1.75 miles long, which is nice. It's a start.
But today I thought, "Nah, this is never gonna burn fat or get me toned; I'm gonna jog it."
So I jogged for the first time in eight years.
And now my right leg is still hurting, ten hours later. I'm treating it with ice, aspirin, whiskey, and chocolate, because at least one of those should help, and because I'm stupid.
And because I'm stupid, I'm going to do it again tomorrow. Hermione's godmother's wedding is in three months, and none of my good dresses fit.
If I lose thirty pounds (no, I can't do it in three months, but I can do it eventually) I will be SMOKIN'.
If I lose twenty pounds, I will be ecstatic and buy something that doesn't scream "pushing middle-aged and frumpy" quite so loudly.
If I lose ten pounds, I will at least get back into the clothes I have, and i will try harder.
So... time to make it hurt. Pain is weakness leaving the body and all that horseshit.

Limeylongears |
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Go for it, LM!
*Runs training montage footage, accompanied by 'Breakthrough'

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I did something unconscionably stupid today.
A week and a half ago, I started fast-walking 30 minutes a day on my break instead of, oh, going to Daiso for Pocky and ume-flavored soda or sitting down with a book or browsing Paizo fora.
So every day I start my best-of-Queen playlist and I go. And after exploring the neighborhood around school, I settled on a route that's 1.75 miles long, which is nice. It's a start.
But today I thought, "Nah, this is never gonna burn fat or get me toned; I'm gonna jog it."
So I jogged for the first time in eight years.
And now my right leg is still hurting, ten hours later. I'm treating it with ice, aspirin, whiskey, and chocolate, because at least one of those should help, and because I'm stupid.
And because I'm stupid, I'm going to do it again tomorrow. Hermione's godmother's wedding is in three months, and none of my good dresses fit.
If I lose thirty pounds (no, I can't do it in three months, but I can do it eventually) I will be SMOKIN'.
If I lose twenty pounds, I will be ecstatic and buy something that doesn't scream "pushing middle-aged and frumpy" quite so loudly.
If I lose ten pounds, I will at least get back into the clothes I have, and i will try harder.
So... time to make it hurt. Pain is weakness leaving the body and all that h+@!%*%$%.
Cut down on your carbohydrate intake. When running don't go to fast since you want to push the whole way through without stopping for a break.
Look on the bright side, my BF got out of condition and couldn't keep up with me on our Sat jog...though 1.75 miles would be doable for me, in the morning.
Afternoon it gets too hot to run.
I also suggest you give yourself a day of break before you go running again - you're going to be even more sore the next day. Youtube some floor exercises, and do them. Or maybe go for a swim instead - it's also good for losing weight.
Running stamina isn't instantly built up. I worked quite a bit just to get to where I am.
Also - watch out for knees - in older people sometimes continuous running can put too much strain on their knees and joints - especially if they haven't done it for a while.
My suggestion is that you don't try to do too much, too fast.

Freehold DM |
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I did something unconscionably stupid today.
A week and a half ago, I started fast-walking 30 minutes a day on my break instead of, oh, going to Daiso for Pocky and ume-flavored soda or sitting down with a book or browsing Paizo fora.
So every day I start my best-of-Queen playlist and I go. And after exploring the neighborhood around school, I settled on a route that's 1.75 miles long, which is nice. It's a start.
But today I thought, "Nah, this is never gonna burn fat or get me toned; I'm gonna jog it."
So I jogged for the first time in eight years.
And now my right leg is still hurting, ten hours later. I'm treating it with ice, aspirin, whiskey, and chocolate, because at least one of those should help, and because I'm stupid.
And because I'm stupid, I'm going to do it again tomorrow. Hermione's godmother's wedding is in three months, and none of my good dresses fit.
If I lose thirty pounds (no, I can't do it in three months, but I can do it eventually) I will be SMOKIN'.
If I lose twenty pounds, I will be ecstatic and buy something that doesn't scream "pushing middle-aged and frumpy" quite so loudly.
If I lose ten pounds, I will at least get back into the clothes I have, and i will try harder.
So... time to make it hurt. Pain is weakness leaving the body and all that h~%*~~&$!.
waitaminute.
You are going to become...HOTTER?
THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!

Vanykrye |
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One of my technicians...not born before 1990: "You have Netflix, right? Have you seen that new show of theirs...um...Lost in Space? Is that based on that movie with Joey from Friends?"
Must resist urge to pull up Google and slam technician's face into the monitor.
My actual response: "You have the internet. Use it."

Freehold DM |

One of my technicians...not born before 1990: "You have Netflix, right? Have you seen that new show of theirs...um...Lost in Space? Is that based on that movie with Joey from Friends?"
Must resist urge to pull up Google and slam technician's face into the monitor.
My actual response: "You have the internet. Use it."
maybe you are being a little unfair. I remember the hullabaloo over the 90s movie that resulted in the property not being touched afterwards, their confusion is understandable.

Vanykrye |
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Vanykrye wrote:maybe you are being a little unfair. I remember the hullabaloo over the 90s movie that resulted in the property not being touched afterwards, their confusion is understandable.One of my technicians...not born before 1990: "You have Netflix, right? Have you seen that new show of theirs...um...Lost in Space? Is that based on that movie with Joey from Friends?"
Must resist urge to pull up Google and slam technician's face into the monitor.
My actual response: "You have the internet. Use it."
I can't. To me "Lost in Space" is up there with knowing "The Lone Ranger", "Leave It to Beaver", or "Bonanza" as classic TV shows.
Clarification: Not necessarily the content of the shows - just that they were, in fact, TV shows at all.

Kjeldorn |

I did what Drejk told me to and bought some Polish mead.
Review to follow at some point over the Bank Holiday weekend.
Was thinking the same thing...
Just have to do a bit of digging to see if any of my usual booze vendors carry the stuff or if I have to turn to the inter-nets to get my claws on any.Though, if everything fails, I'll just go for some "local" mead ^^

NobodysHome |
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I... think I won!!!?
Over 24 hours since posting in The OffTopic World thread and no character's been created for me yet!
I think he forgot!
Doesn't that mean I win and get to rule the universe?

Vanykrye |

I... think I won!!!?
Over 24 hours since posting in The OffTopic World thread and no character's been created for me yet!
I think he forgot!
Doesn't that mean I win and get to rule the universe?
I thought he said you were a bard of some kind, but he'd have to think on it.