
NobodysHome |
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And wow... 19 pounds of ribs just doesn't seem as big after they've been roasting for 2 1/2 hours...
EDIT: I'm a firm believer in "slow roast and baste often" for pretty much everything except beef and seafood. So the ribs go for 3 1/2 hours at 300°, getting basted every 15 minutes. Chicken goes for 1 1/2 hours at 350°, basting every 8 minutes.
Unless a certain person's landlord comes in and harasses me about what a terrible cook I am every 5 minutes, in which case everything goes out the window. (And I only say that because I know that lisamarlene knows he really annoyed me...)

Rosita the Riveter |
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Rosita the Riveter wrote:I think it wasn't the complaining they were commenting on...Apparently I'm not allowed to complain about being tired at work if I stay up drinking until 2AM before a morning shift.
Madness, I say.
Eh, just good natured ribbing. If I seriously couldn't function on 5 hours sleep and a hangover, or actually meant it when I whinged about it, I wouldn't have survived retail as long as I have.

Freehold DM |
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Tacticslion wrote:The Game Hamster wrote:How bad were those things?
They sounded strange, but I never tried one...... bad.
I delight in Lucky Charms cereal, enjoy Fruit Loops cereal, and love vanilla milkshakes.
Blending vanilla milkshakes with either of those two things is just... awful.
You know how those cereals can be unpleasantly overwhelming when either they're too sugary, or they're stale? Or that overwhelming effect when milkshakes get a little "off" either with milk or other stuff?
Both of those milkshakes have all of the above problems at the same time. It's so overbearingly heavy and painfully sweet and disturbingly stale and blech.
There are mildly pleasant flavors associated - it's not the worst experience of my life, by any means; and, fortunately, it's not saccharine. But it's a hard experience to get through. It's just so much harshness for so little enjoyment. Like, two sips, and I was done. And then left with this huge cup. Even my kids didn't enjoy too much of it. Even now, just thinking about getting one is... not pleasant.
Some may well like it. It's just... not great.
...which is why Shiro needs one.
It's what he gets for saying, "Hey, let's go see Troy!"
I liked troy.
It made about as much historical sense as 300. which is to say you got to watch cute boys swing swords and "swords" around.

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Rosita the Riveter wrote:I envy you. I can't drink as much as I used to when I was younger.Apparently I'm not allowed to complain about being tired at work if I stay up drinking until 2AM before a morning shift.
Madness, I say.
Well, I'm 26, so I'll probably have to slow down sooner moreso than later.
At least I finally established the potency of that 109 proof navy rum I brought back from England. It's potent, all right.

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NobodysHome wrote:Eh, just good natured ribbing. If I seriously couldn't function on 5 hours sleep and a hangover, or actually meant it when I whinged about it, I wouldn't have survived retail as long as I have.Rosita the Riveter wrote:I think it wasn't the complaining they were commenting on...Apparently I'm not allowed to complain about being tired at work if I stay up drinking until 2AM before a morning shift.
Madness, I say.
You misunderstand. You were at the top of the page...

Rosita the Riveter |
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Rosita the Riveter wrote:You misunderstand. You were at the top of the page...NobodysHome wrote:Eh, just good natured ribbing. If I seriously couldn't function on 5 hours sleep and a hangover, or actually meant it when I whinged about it, I wouldn't have survived retail as long as I have.Rosita the Riveter wrote:I think it wasn't the complaining they were commenting on...Apparently I'm not allowed to complain about being tired at work if I stay up drinking until 2AM before a morning shift.
Madness, I say.
If tequila makes my clothes fall off, overproof rum has to be just as good.

Rosita the Riveter |

Anything more than 32 ounces of beer, or its equivalent, and I run the risk of severe migraine-like hangovers. And that includes the nausea.
I can drink beer and spirits all night long and wake up functional, but sparkling wines tear me inside out. 2 glasses of champagne and I'm done the next morning. Red wine isn't quite as bad, but I must approach it with caution. Which is unfortunate, because I'm rather fond of red wine.

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And here I am, apologizing to my manager for taking another team to task for writing incomprehensible gibberish, instead of just "lifting anything useful".
And yet I continue to do it.
Because no one taking bad work to task is what gets bad work put in front of customers.
And I'm not talking nitpicky, "You need to make sure the wine labels are all facing the right direction."
I'm talking (verbatim): Use the opt into offering features.
That's a real instruction in the document they're trying to release.
If I'm not allowed to add a "WTF?" comment at the end of THAT, where CAN I add a WTF comment?
EDIT: Oooh! Another complete sentence they provide us!
Is one of the multi-choices applies.
I feel like I'm reading a doc from an "English as a third language" writer....

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lisamarlene wrote:Tacticslion wrote:The Game Hamster wrote:How bad were those things?
They sounded strange, but I never tried one...... bad.
I delight in Lucky Charms cereal, enjoy Fruit Loops cereal, and love vanilla milkshakes.
Blending vanilla milkshakes with either of those two things is just... awful.
You know how those cereals can be unpleasantly overwhelming when either they're too sugary, or they're stale? Or that overwhelming effect when milkshakes get a little "off" either with milk or other stuff?
Both of those milkshakes have all of the above problems at the same time. It's so overbearingly heavy and painfully sweet and disturbingly stale and blech.
There are mildly pleasant flavors associated - it's not the worst experience of my life, by any means; and, fortunately, it's not saccharine. But it's a hard experience to get through. It's just so much harshness for so little enjoyment. Like, two sips, and I was done. And then left with this huge cup. Even my kids didn't enjoy too much of it. Even now, just thinking about getting one is... not pleasant.
Some may well like it. It's just... not great.
...which is why Shiro needs one.
It's what he gets for saying, "Hey, let's go see Troy!"I liked troy.
It made about as much historical sense as 300. which is to say you got to watch cute boys swing swords and "swords" around.
And leap up in the air, displaying taut, toned thighs in little leather skirts, and miraculously not getting stabbed somewhere very inconvenient.
On another note, when are they going to make 'Nicki Minaj: Warrior Princess', eh?

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Freehold DM wrote:lisamarlene wrote:Tacticslion wrote:The Game Hamster wrote:How bad were those things?
They sounded strange, but I never tried one...... bad.
I delight in Lucky Charms cereal, enjoy Fruit Loops cereal, and love vanilla milkshakes.
Blending vanilla milkshakes with either of those two things is just... awful.
You know how those cereals can be unpleasantly overwhelming when either they're too sugary, or they're stale? Or that overwhelming effect when milkshakes get a little "off" either with milk or other stuff?
Both of those milkshakes have all of the above problems at the same time. It's so overbearingly heavy and painfully sweet and disturbingly stale and blech.
There are mildly pleasant flavors associated - it's not the worst experience of my life, by any means; and, fortunately, it's not saccharine. But it's a hard experience to get through. It's just so much harshness for so little enjoyment. Like, two sips, and I was done. And then left with this huge cup. Even my kids didn't enjoy too much of it. Even now, just thinking about getting one is... not pleasant.
Some may well like it. It's just... not great.
...which is why Shiro needs one.
It's what he gets for saying, "Hey, let's go see Troy!"I liked troy.
It made about as much historical sense as 300. which is to say you got to watch cute boys swing swords and "swords" around.
And leap up in the air, displaying taut, toned thighs in little leather skirts, and miraculously not getting stabbed somewhere very inconvenient.
On another note, when are they going to make 'Nicki Minaj: Warrior Princess', eh?
hitting someone in the air with a sword is surprisingly difficult. A longstick or spear serves soooooooo much better.

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So, I'm posting a lot because I'm sitting here cleaning up 130 e-mails' worth of "action items", and I'm taking the actions, and they're either boring or annoying.
But I learned that my company now offers pet insurance for "just" $49.90 a month, with a $250 annual deductible.
So, let's see, assuming the annual physical eats up the deductible, that's $850/year for the 16-year lifespan of my cat, or around $13,600. Subtract the deductible since I'd be spending it anyway and we're at $9600.
I've had two cats with cancer. One of whom (the calico) had a tumor removed from one leg, then her thyroid removed, then radiation treatment.
Yet no cat I have ever owned has cost me $9600.
I'm still amazed that pet insurance is SOOOOO much more than just taking care of your pets. (Of course, health insurance is the same -- I'm sure that even with NobodysWife's $94,000 gall bladder, lifetime we've spent hundreds of thousands more than we've used. But one major treatment can run into the millions, so at least I don't feel TOO terrible about that one...)

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Anything more than 32 ounces of beer, or its equivalent, and I run the risk of severe migraine-like hangovers. And that includes the nausea.
Ounces of beer O.o
America is weird. Why not measure it in like a classic measure of liquid?
I'm so confused now.
I'm going to have to google ounces to pounds and pounds to kilograms to work out how many liters of beer 32 ounces is just so that I can be nosy.
Jeez minding my own business never seemed like less work.

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As someone who's GM'd for very, very large parties - I recommend against higher levels.
- First, action economy is a real thing, and it will really kill those really high levels dead.
- - First-part-two: it's ever-more abilities for you to keep track of (especially if they're magic users) which means you're really... well, it's really hard. (This is even more true in PF than in 3.5, when I ran it.) Though published APs have stat-blocks that can help, this really isn't all that helpful - it can be difficult to figure out how to make things like this work.
- - First-part-three: while having multiple individuals can also be very difficult, if you have themed groups, you won't have to worry about that so much. So, for example, if you have twelve dudes, half are fighters, half are rogues, and half are barbarians (I know what I just said) you don't have to memorize twelve stat-blocks: you only need three. Note: using bestiary creatures are much easier than leveled creatures. They come much more highly recommended. Further, if you don't like what the options you have are, just take a stat-block and "paint" it to be what you want. Don't want ogres because they're too big and/or icky? Well, now you've a medium-sized race called "brutallions" who are statistically identical to ogres (maybe with skill/cm-adjustments, but probably not). Done. This is much easier in APs.
- Second, make sure to have a vague idea of what your people can do.
- - Second-part-two: ignore these when you create your challenges; when the challenges are constructed just make the thing as hard as it makes sense for it to be.
- - Second-part-three: if you can't come up with a way to overcome the challenge after-the-fact by use of their abilities, discard the challenge. Note, this applies whether you're running an AP or not.
- Third, you're going to want to review your baddies and their tactics - a lot. I mean a lot a lot.
- - Third-part-two: make sure you know your daggum world. Whatever it is. You may not need written or drawn maps (maybe you do, I'm not sure what your style is), but know the layout of the place. The reason? So you know where your dudes and their dudes are at all times. Prep work doesn't need to be extensive, but you need to be able to consistently and accurately visualize the area in your mind.
- - Third-part-three: unless there is a good reason for them to know the specifics, the tactics your bad guys have need to be extremely generic. You need to know them - as characters (even if only in a broad outline) - so that you can make decisions on the fly and quickly. Making decisions on the fly, quickly, is important.
- Fourth, if you're doing a published adventure, don't feel beholden to how it's written - in fact, changing it on the fly is really important.
Now, none of that really helps with your PCs being dead-weight. But it helps when you run things for groups that large.
For the dead-weight players, there are lots of possible options. Are you establishing anything in particular to help?
Some good advice, TL. Thanks.

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For the dead-weight players, there are lots of possible options. Are you establishing anything in particular to help?
I want to mention: this is not to suggest you're bad and should feel bad.
Mostly, I'm trying to figure out what your group dynamic is, and what (if anything) you are currently doing or thinking about doing for your group. I don't want to give you advice that won't work for you, nor do I wish to be redundant with anything else that you're going to be doing.

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Tacticslion wrote:For the dead-weight players, there are lots of possible options. Are you establishing anything in particular to help?
I want to mention: this is not to suggest you're bad and should feel bad.
Mostly, I'm trying to figure out what your group dynamic is, and what (if anything) you are currently doing or thinking about doing for your group. I don't want to give you advice that won't work for you, nor do I wish to be redundant with anything else that you're going to be doing.
We have two players who pretty much only participate in combat, otherwise they just stare in the distance or fiddle with their phones. I've been trying to "force" them to roleplay by having NPCs attempt to talk to them directly. I'm mainly trying to get them to pay more attention to the story and become more invested in the game. The other player is basically a coward. She only plays rogues, and anytime there is anything that could be potentially dangerous she tries to run and hide. In terms of roleplay, she metagames like crazy, relying almost entirely on player knowledge rather than character knowledge. I don't know what I can do about that, other than enforce the rules about stealth (she has a long history of insisting that just because she rolled a stealth check that means she's hidden, even if there's nowhere she could hide), and possibly having to disallow actions if they are based on knowledge her character can't possibly have.

lisamarlene |
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Impus Major, in a deadpan voice: Dad, you know you could tell me when you plan on filling the bathtub with meat.
I just loved that he treated it like such a common, everyday occurrence. I'm proud.
...so he could set loose a Roomba armed with robot arms and daggers and film the results?

Chromantic Durgon <3 |
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I've read bits and pieces of Lovecraft but I know fragments from all over places like pathfinder.
I didn't enjoy it that much honestly, kinda found myself frustrated by Cthulhu fanboys before I even came to read it.
I preferred The great god pan. It's a short story/novella about pan but it achieves a lot of them same feel I think lovecraft goes for and is a lot less played out.

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Sharoth wrote:I liked Troy. Eregon on the other hand... *shudders* Good book, bad movie.Troy was a fine movie if you've never read the Iliad.
Honestly, I think it bore about as much resemblance to the text that Braveheart did to, oh, history.
Yes, I have taken an Odyssey through the Iliad. But it was still a good action flick "based" of the Iliad.

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lisamarlene wrote:Yes, I have taken an Odyssey through the Iliad. But it was still a good action flick "based" of the Iliad.Sharoth wrote:I liked Troy. Eregon on the other hand... *shudders* Good book, bad movie.Troy was a fine movie if you've never read the Iliad.
Honestly, I think it bore about as much resemblance to the text that Braveheart did to, oh, history.
I tried to watch A Space Odyssey, once.

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I've read the Odyssey but not the Iliad :/
I went to a university where they thought "Greek Life" meant plunging first-years head-first into Greek verse, Greek drama, and Greek philosophy, regardless of major, and making us read every damned page.
There was rather a lot of stabbing.

lisamarlene |
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And wow... 19 pounds of ribs just doesn't seem as big after they've been roasting for 2 1/2 hours...
EDIT: I'm a firm believer in "slow roast and baste often" for pretty much everything except beef and seafood. So the ribs go for 3 1/2 hours at 300°, getting basted every 15 minutes. Chicken goes for 1 1/2 hours at 350°, basting every 8 minutes.
Unless a certain person's landlord comes in and harasses me about what a terrible cook I am every 5 minutes, in which case everything goes out the window. (And I only say that because I know that lisamarlene knows he really annoyed me...)
He did that to my mom, too. Which is a shame, because he's got a bit of a crush on her, and she thinks he's an ass.

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Chromantic Durgon <3 wrote:I've read the Odyssey but not the Iliad :/I went to a university where they thought "Greek Life" meant plunging first-years head-first into Greek verse, Greek drama, and Greek philosophy, regardless of major, and making us read every damned page.
There was rather a lot of stabbing.
Reminds me of my favorite round of Cards Against Humanity. It was a double-point round.
"We never did find ______ on our journey, but we learned a whole lot about ________."
I won it with "my soul" and "multiple stab wounds", respectively.
}:>
yay!!