Deep 6 FaWtL

[gran rey de los nekkid]

What is a rabbit's favorite style of music? Hip-hop.

Of course the bunny is nekkid. How else do they reproduce so much.

[gran rey de los mono]

Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station.

[gran rey de los mono]

What kind of music does a balloon hate? Pop.

[gran rey de los mono]

A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed 3 days, and then left on Friday. How? His horse was named Friday.

[gran rey de los mono]

Why did the Pilgrim's pants keep falling down? His belt was on his hat.

[gran rey de los mono]

Why did the sheep say "Moo"? It was learning a foreign language.

[gran rey de los mono]

Why did the ram run off the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn.

[gran rey de los mono]

Why was the apple left alone with the orange? Because the banana split.

[gran rey de los mono]

Why was the archaeologist sad? His career was in ruins.

[gran rey de los mono]

Did you hear the one about the fox with no ears? Neither did he.

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Why did the Pilgrim's pants keep falling down? His belt was on his hat.

Also I wonder if that is why they did silly things their belt was on to tight. (also anyone know was that belt their to keep their hat from falling off? Seems like it would be real uncomfortable.)

[gran rey de los mono]

What is a zombie's least favorite room? The living room.

[gran rey de los mono]

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal.

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

What is a zombie's least favorite room? The living room.

A bears favorite room is the den.

[gran rey de los mono]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Why did the Pilgrim's pants keep falling down? His belt was on his hat.

Also I wonder if that is why they did silly things their belt was on to tight. (also anyone know was that belt their to keep their hat from falling off? Seems like it would be real uncomfortable.)

I've heard that it was just fashion. Which seems kind of odd, since they are usually thought of as dour and serious people.

[gran rey de los mono]

Is a retired vegetable a has-bean?

[gran rey de los mono]

What is small, red, and whispers? A hoarse radish.

[gran rey de los mono]

What do you get if you cross a novel with an egg? A yolk book.

[gran rey de los mono]

Is a dancing sheep a baa-llerina?

[gran rey de los mono]

Do horses like lemon-neighed?

[gran rey de los mono]

What is a sailor's favorite fruit? Naval oranges.

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Why did the Pilgrim's pants keep falling down? His belt was on his hat.

Also I wonder if that is why they did silly things their belt was on to tight. (also anyone know was that belt their to keep their hat from falling off? Seems like it would be real uncomfortable.)

I've heard that it was just fashion. Which seems kind of odd, since they are usually thought of as dour and serious people.

Well now I have to bring hat belts back.

[gran rey de los mono]

What's invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey farts.

[gran rey de los mono]

What did the big bucket say to the little bucket? "Are you ok? You look a little pail."

[gran rey de los mono]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Why did the Pilgrim's pants keep falling down? His belt was on his hat.

Also I wonder if that is why they did silly things their belt was on to tight. (also anyone know was that belt their to keep their hat from falling off? Seems like it would be real uncomfortable.)

I've heard that it was just fashion. Which seems kind of odd, since they are usually thought of as dour and serious people.

Well now I have to bring hat belts back.

I'm sure you can get some hipsters into it.

[gran rey de los mono]

What kind of boats do students study on? Scholarships.

[gran rey de los mono]

Why does the Mississippi River see so well? It has 5 'i's.

[gran rey de los mono]

Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on the broom.

[gran rey de los mono]

Why are four-legged animals such bad dancers? They have two left feet.

[gran rey de los mono]

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.

[gran rey de los mono]

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost.

[Un-Bear-able Puns]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on the broom.

alternatively they can take anger management classes It keeps them from flying off the handle.

[gran rey de los mono]

Don't go outside if it's raining cats and dogs. You might step in a poodle.

[gran rey de los mono]

I used to work as an origami teacher, but quit because there was too much paperwork.

[Trinam]

So the standoff went off without a hitch (except the party left early and still hasn't gotten to the reactor), and the party android wound up trying to save Meyanda via a sanctuary spell because it was the first other android they'd ever seen...

Which was a ????? moment for literally the entire party (and the boss herself), but considering that she was just there to save some guy's wizdad and light a torch and just met them all earlier she didn't owe them favors.

Except then the party was like 'dude just say to take her alive next time??' and the android was like 'oh yeah do that then' and they tackled her and choked her out via soft grenades and grappling.

The android made the encounter easier because she WAS just going to channel negative energy a whole lot but this way she wound up going 'uh... I think I will just accept your generous offer and run.'

So yes. That was pretty darn cool. Hardness 10 on an enemy seems to be a major issue to overcome for a party, though, especially this early on.

[Red Reya]

Punniculus wrote:

Red Reya wrote:

Punniculus wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Punniculus wrote:

I think I am need of a rogue to join my throng. A rogue named Nikki Jiggleitalittleit'llopen.

And she can wear this.

savage land rogue...

Puberty sinks its claws into me once more...

Perhaps you would be interested in seeing the outfit I have in mind should I ever recruit a barbarian.

Calling for me? Multiclass Bard/Rogue (whatever that means)!

I am a free spirit, but if you let me wear the last outfit we can talk about it...

You can wear the barbarian's outfit so long as you occasionally pretend to be a barbarian. You know, rage-sing and things like that.

Whoops!!! I have a bard obsession, haven't I?

I wanted to say multiclass Barbarian/Rogue.

I can't sing even if my life depended on it.

But if my life depends on it, I'll yell on the ear of whoever is threatening my life until his brain melts.

Or just cut his head off.

Probably the last thing. It's faster.

[Queen Va'ardalia Silvanos]

Reya, you have spend too much time posing as me.

[Red Reya]

Who, me? Oh, it's funny posing as you and pretend to be an elegant and uptight and deceitful Silvanesti...

[Vidmaster7]

*Check to make sure that is not someone with the same two alias's talking to themselves*
Ah ok that makes sense now.

[Punniculus]

Red Reya wrote:

Punniculus wrote:

Red Reya wrote:

Punniculus wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Punniculus wrote:

I think I am need of a rogue to join my throng. A rogue named Nikki Jiggleitalittleit'llopen.

And she can wear this.

savage land rogue...

Puberty sinks its claws into me once more...

Perhaps you would be interested in seeing the outfit I have in mind should I ever recruit a barbarian.

Calling for me? Multiclass Bard/Rogue (whatever that means)!

I am a free spirit, but if you let me wear the last outfit we can talk about it...

You can wear the barbarian's outfit so long as you occasionally pretend to be a barbarian. You know, rage-sing and things like that.

Whoops!!! I have a bard obsession, haven't I?

I wanted to say multiclass Barbarian/Rogue.

I can't sing even if my life depended on it.

But if my life depends on it, I'll yell on the ear of whoever is threatening my life until his brain melts.

Or just cut his head off.

Probably the last thing. It's faster.

Ahh, barbarian/rogue. Maybe we can fuse the two outfits somehow? Or you can wear one for everyday and have the other for special occasions. Perhaps you can use your opponents' heads like bongo drums to inspire your comrades.

And you could use the same word to refer to your multi-classedness and your accent: Brogue.

[Red Reya]

I am very good at doing accents! I can make a next to perfect impersonation of a Silvanesti elf... That's why Va'ardalia chose me to be her bodyguard and pose as her in dangerous situations.

That thing of the bongo head sounds like a fun thing to do!

[Punniculus]

Just in case we wind in some sort of Mad Max style, post-apocalyptic scenario, I'll leave this here for inspiration.

[Kajehase]

If anyone want to see where I delivered the mail and newspaper until three years ago, watch the (subtitled in English) trailer for A Man Called Ove. (Which also features our local train station.)

[Vidmaster7]

Punniculus wrote:

Just in case we wind in some sort of Mad Max style, post-apocalyptic scenario, I'll leave this here for inspiration.

looks like a female version of road hog (overwatch) and of course a lot skinnier

[gran rey de los mono]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Punniculus wrote:

Just in case we wind in some sort of Mad Max style, post-apocalyptic scenario, I'll leave this here for inspiration.

looks like a female version of road hog (overwatch) and of course a lot skinnier

You are correct. (That picture, and several of the previous ones, are Jessica Nigri. If anyone was wondering.)

[gran rey de los mono]

Red Reya wrote:

I am very good at doing accents! I can make a next to perfect impersonation of a Silvanesti elf... That's why Va'ardalia chose me to be her bodyguard and pose as her in dangerous situations.

That thing of the bongo head sounds like a fun thing to do!

There was a setting for DnD 3.0 called Kingdoms of Kalamar that had a variant of the bard called a Basiran Dancer. They danced instead of singing or playing music, and had some different abilities. There was a prestige class for it called, I think, the Orcish Stomper. They "danced" on their enemies' heads. There was a quote in the book that went something like "What you call stomping on heads, I call dancing. Don't annoy me, or I'll dance on you!"

There was also a quote from a human merchant referring to seeing a performance by a troupe of female Dwarf dancers that went something like "I'll never forget that sight as long as I live. They were graceful, but the beards. Gods, the beards!"

[gran rey de los mono]

I must now go do work. Ugh. I may or may not be back on before tonight, so I say farewell for now, FaWtL-brethren and -sistren.

[Tacticslion]

Kajehase wrote:

When you want to be a bad boy, but you're really a Hufflepuff.

... so basically me.

(To be fair, I'd loooove to be Ravenclaw, but... I'm a Hufflepuff.)

EDIT: now that I've watched that... wow. That kid is... desperate to be bad! >.<

[Tacticslion]

lynora wrote:

Taking a sanity break from the kidlet's birthday party. Not that he'll miss me. He's too busy beating his dad at racing games. Dave and Busters is so LOUD. Oh well. He's having fun :)

Hard to believe the kidlet is already fourteen. He just keeps getting older, darn it! He needs to slow that down! ;P

Happy his birthday! Woo~!

[Tacticslion]

Hope you feel better, John!