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What is a rabbit's favorite style of music? Hip-hop.

Of course the bunny is nekkid. How else do they reproduce so much.


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Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station.


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What kind of music does a balloon hate? Pop.


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A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed 3 days, and then left on Friday. How? His horse was named Friday.


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Why did the Pilgrim's pants keep falling down? His belt was on his hat.


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Why did the sheep say "Moo"? It was learning a foreign language.


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Why did the ram run off the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn.


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Why was the apple left alone with the orange? Because the banana split.


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Why was the archaeologist sad? His career was in ruins.


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Did you hear the one about the fox with no ears? Neither did he.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Why did the Pilgrim's pants keep falling down? His belt was on his hat.

Also I wonder if that is why they did silly things their belt was on to tight. (also anyone know was that belt their to keep their hat from falling off? Seems like it would be real uncomfortable.)


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What is a zombie's least favorite room? The living room.


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Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
What is a zombie's least favorite room? The living room.

A bears favorite room is the den.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Why did the Pilgrim's pants keep falling down? His belt was on his hat.
Also I wonder if that is why they did silly things their belt was on to tight. (also anyone know was that belt their to keep their hat from falling off? Seems like it would be real uncomfortable.)

I've heard that it was just fashion. Which seems kind of odd, since they are usually thought of as dour and serious people.


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Is a retired vegetable a has-bean?


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What is small, red, and whispers? A hoarse radish.


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What do you get if you cross a novel with an egg? A yolk book.


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Is a dancing sheep a baa-llerina?


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Do horses like lemon-neighed?


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What is a sailor's favorite fruit? Naval oranges.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Why did the Pilgrim's pants keep falling down? His belt was on his hat.
Also I wonder if that is why they did silly things their belt was on to tight. (also anyone know was that belt their to keep their hat from falling off? Seems like it would be real uncomfortable.)
I've heard that it was just fashion. Which seems kind of odd, since they are usually thought of as dour and serious people.

Well now I have to bring hat belts back.


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What's invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey farts.


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What did the big bucket say to the little bucket? "Are you ok? You look a little pail."


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Why did the Pilgrim's pants keep falling down? His belt was on his hat.
Also I wonder if that is why they did silly things their belt was on to tight. (also anyone know was that belt their to keep their hat from falling off? Seems like it would be real uncomfortable.)
I've heard that it was just fashion. Which seems kind of odd, since they are usually thought of as dour and serious people.
Well now I have to bring hat belts back.

I'm sure you can get some hipsters into it.


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What kind of boats do students study on? Scholarships.


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Why does the Mississippi River see so well? It has 5 'i's.


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Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on the broom.


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Why are four-legged animals such bad dancers? They have two left feet.


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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.


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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on the broom.

alternatively they can take anger management classes It keeps them from flying off the handle.


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Don't go outside if it's raining cats and dogs. You might step in a poodle.


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I used to work as an origami teacher, but quit because there was too much paperwork.


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So the standoff went off without a hitch (except the party left early and still hasn't gotten to the reactor), and the party android wound up trying to save Meyanda via a sanctuary spell because it was the first other android they'd ever seen...

Which was a ????? moment for literally the entire party (and the boss herself), but considering that she was just there to save some guy's wizdad and light a torch and just met them all earlier she didn't owe them favors.

Except then the party was like 'dude just say to take her alive next time??' and the android was like 'oh yeah do that then' and they tackled her and choked her out via soft grenades and grappling.

The android made the encounter easier because she WAS just going to channel negative energy a whole lot but this way she wound up going 'uh... I think I will just accept your generous offer and run.'

So yes. That was pretty darn cool. Hardness 10 on an enemy seems to be a major issue to overcome for a party, though, especially this early on.


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Punniculus wrote:
Red Reya wrote:
Punniculus wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Punniculus wrote:

I think I am need of a rogue to join my throng. A rogue named Nikki Jiggleitalittleit'llopen.

And she can wear this.

savage land rogue...

Puberty sinks its claws into me once more...
Perhaps you would be interested in seeing the outfit I have in mind should I ever recruit a barbarian.

Calling for me? Multiclass Bard/Rogue (whatever that means)!

I am a free spirit, but if you let me wear the last outfit we can talk about it...

You can wear the barbarian's outfit so long as you occasionally pretend to be a barbarian. You know, rage-sing and things like that.

Whoops!!! I have a bard obsession, haven't I?

I wanted to say multiclass Barbarian/Rogue.

I can't sing even if my life depended on it.

But if my life depends on it, I'll yell on the ear of whoever is threatening my life until his brain melts.

Or just cut his head off.

Probably the last thing. It's faster.


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Reya, you have spend too much time posing as me.


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Who, me? Oh, it's funny posing as you and pretend to be an elegant and uptight and deceitful Silvanesti...


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*Check to make sure that is not someone with the same two alias's talking to themselves*
Ah ok that makes sense now.


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Red Reya wrote:
Punniculus wrote:
Red Reya wrote:
Punniculus wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Punniculus wrote:

I think I am need of a rogue to join my throng. A rogue named Nikki Jiggleitalittleit'llopen.

And she can wear this.

savage land rogue...

Puberty sinks its claws into me once more...
Perhaps you would be interested in seeing the outfit I have in mind should I ever recruit a barbarian.

Calling for me? Multiclass Bard/Rogue (whatever that means)!

I am a free spirit, but if you let me wear the last outfit we can talk about it...

You can wear the barbarian's outfit so long as you occasionally pretend to be a barbarian. You know, rage-sing and things like that.

Whoops!!! I have a bard obsession, haven't I?

I wanted to say multiclass Barbarian/Rogue.

I can't sing even if my life depended on it.

But if my life depends on it, I'll yell on the ear of whoever is threatening my life until his brain melts.

Or just cut his head off.

Probably the last thing. It's faster.

Ahh, barbarian/rogue. Maybe we can fuse the two outfits somehow? Or you can wear one for everyday and have the other for special occasions. Perhaps you can use your opponents' heads like bongo drums to inspire your comrades.

And you could use the same word to refer to your multi-classedness and your accent: Brogue.


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I am very good at doing accents! I can make a next to perfect impersonation of a Silvanesti elf... That's why Va'ardalia chose me to be her bodyguard and pose as her in dangerous situations.

That thing of the bongo head sounds like a fun thing to do!


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Just in case we wind in some sort of Mad Max style, post-apocalyptic scenario, I'll leave this here for inspiration.


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If anyone want to see where I delivered the mail and newspaper until three years ago, watch the (subtitled in English) trailer for A Man Called Ove. (Which also features our local train station.)


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Punniculus wrote:
Just in case we wind in some sort of Mad Max style, post-apocalyptic scenario, I'll leave this here for inspiration.

looks like a female version of road hog (overwatch) and of course a lot skinnier


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Punniculus wrote:
Just in case we wind in some sort of Mad Max style, post-apocalyptic scenario, I'll leave this here for inspiration.
looks like a female version of road hog (overwatch) and of course a lot skinnier

You are correct. (That picture, and several of the previous ones, are Jessica Nigri. If anyone was wondering.)


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Red Reya wrote:

I am very good at doing accents! I can make a next to perfect impersonation of a Silvanesti elf... That's why Va'ardalia chose me to be her bodyguard and pose as her in dangerous situations.

That thing of the bongo head sounds like a fun thing to do!

There was a setting for DnD 3.0 called Kingdoms of Kalamar that had a variant of the bard called a Basiran Dancer. They danced instead of singing or playing music, and had some different abilities. There was a prestige class for it called, I think, the Orcish Stomper. They "danced" on their enemies' heads. There was a quote in the book that went something like "What you call stomping on heads, I call dancing. Don't annoy me, or I'll dance on you!"

There was also a quote from a human merchant referring to seeing a performance by a troupe of female Dwarf dancers that went something like "I'll never forget that sight as long as I live. They were graceful, but the beards. Gods, the beards!"


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I must now go do work. Ugh. I may or may not be back on before tonight, so I say farewell for now, FaWtL-brethren and -sistren.


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Kajehase wrote:
When you want to be a bad boy, but you're really a Hufflepuff.

... so basically me.

(To be fair, I'd loooove to be Ravenclaw, but... I'm a Hufflepuff.)

EDIT: now that I've watched that... wow. That kid is... desperate to be bad! >.<


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lynora wrote:

Taking a sanity break from the kidlet's birthday party. Not that he'll miss me. He's too busy beating his dad at racing games. Dave and Busters is so LOUD. Oh well. He's having fun :)

Hard to believe the kidlet is already fourteen. He just keeps getting older, darn it! He needs to slow that down! ;P

Happy his birthday! Woo~!


Hope you feel better, John!

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