
Freehold DM |

I've kidnapped Orthos and holding him ransom for 2 cases of Snapple and a pint of Jamocha Almond Fudge from Baskin Robbins. If I'm feeling particularly mean, I'll up it by a Carribean Cruise.
stands outside ebons house with a bullhorn
All we were able to get on short notice was a two liter of jolt cola and some Ben and Jerry's chunky monkey. Will you trade him for that?
Orthos |
1 person marked this as a favorite. |

First off, LOL.
Paging Orthos to "An Ancient Evil".
In seriousness, page received, and from Jess too. Losing access to Paizo from work has seriously cut into my PbP time, and having all this surprise overtime, an exhausting sinus infection, another Raging Swan project, and prepping for my Thursday games has kinda knocked them off the radar.
I'll make a point of posting sometime this weekend.

![]() |

Good morning FAWTLY Folk! Happy Thursday! I was correct about yesterday being kind of sucktastic. Sat through a 4-1/2 hour lessons learned meeting (when the project isn't even halfway finished) then stayed an extra hour to get some s%#% finished for this morning. Heavier than usual traffic on the way home. Finally get to my subdivision entrance and there was a bad traffic accident right there. Fire trucks, ambulances, the works. It looked like one poor bastard got t-boned by another poor bastard. Because of the way the cars ended up, I had to go past the entrance, then turn around and come back. The cops had closed off the entire road around the accident (methinks there was fuel spillage), but lucky for me they were cool enough to let me get in my neighborhood.

![]() |

It's gonna be another big day here in the office. We've got a huge package going out for bid - a three level module we designed to go on a platform out in the gulf. Its estimated weight - around 300 tons.
That's somewhere in the neighborhood of 600,000 lbs.
And the plan is to lift it all in one big chunk.
Propose casting Ant Haul, communal on a pod of whales. It will raise the esteem for you among your fellow engineers.

Ambrosia Slaad |
1 person marked this as a favorite. |

Aberzombie wrote:Propose casting Ant Haul, communal on a pod of whales. It will raise the esteem for you among your fellow engineers.It's gonna be another big day here in the office. We've got a huge package going out for bid - a three level module we designed to go on a platform out in the gulf. Its estimated weight - around 300 tons.
That's somewhere in the neighborhood of 600,000 lbs.
And the plan is to lift it all in one big chunk.
Start drawing up plans for the Zombie Danger jaeger?

Ambrosia Slaad |
3 people marked this as a favorite. |

Kajehase wrote:Purge those whales!I'd settle for purging the f~%+ing spammer.
Purging isn't enough. You need to kill one, strap a nuke to it, and send it back through the portal. Detonating the nuke from the other side will collapse the portal and stop the Spamju incursions.

gran rey de los mono |
gran rey de los mono wrote:Purging isn't enough. You need to kill one, strap a nuke to it, and send it back through the portal. Detonating the nuke from the other side will collapse the portal and stop the Spamju incursions.Kajehase wrote:Purge those whales!I'd settle for purging the f~%+ing spammer.
Sounds good. Get to work on that.

Freehold DM |

First off, LOL.
Celestial Healer wrote:Paging Orthos to "An Ancient Evil".In seriousness, page received, and from Jess too. Losing access to Paizo from work has seriously cut into my PbP time, and having all this surprise overtime, an exhausting sinus infection, another Raging Swan project, and prepping for my Thursday games has kinda knocked them off the radar.
I'll make a point of posting sometime this weekend.
Sorry to hear you aren't feeling well, please continue to heal up.

gran rey de los mono |
I almost went insane this last week. In the space of 3 days all 3 smoke detectors in my apartment, and the carbon monoxide detector, decided they wanted new batteries and started chirping. The problem is they all sound alike, and the sound carries so well I couldn't tell which one was chirping when!

Freehold DM |

Orthos wrote:...another Raging Swan project...Yay! {makes mental note to keep eyes peeled (ouch!) for another Orthos product}
I need to keep an eye out for your stuff.
Hell, I've got some stuff to work on myself.
I'm going to have the house to myself for the latter part of May. I think in addition to everything I have planned for that time, I'm going to be making a serious attempt at something for Wayfinder. I have some written notes somwhere aroundabouts.

Freehold DM |

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:Start drawing up plans for the Zombie Danger jaeger?Aberzombie wrote:Propose casting Ant Haul, communal on a pod of whales. It will raise the esteem for you among your fellow engineers.It's gonna be another big day here in the office. We've got a huge package going out for bid - a three level module we designed to go on a platform out in the gulf. Its estimated weight - around 300 tons.
That's somewhere in the neighborhood of 600,000 lbs.
And the plan is to lift it all in one big chunk.
Its weakeness is the Chicken Spammer, which makes Zombie Danger act erratically, almost as if it wanted to...eat it...

Freehold DM |

gran rey de los mono wrote:Purging isn't enough. You need to kill one, strap a nuke to it, and send it back through the portal. Detonating the nuke from the other side will collapse the portal and stop the Spamju incursions.Kajehase wrote:Purge those whales!I'd settle for purging the f~%+ing spammer.
*holds back manly tears*
Yeah...

DSXMachina |

LordSynos wrote:Icyshadow wrote:Walpurgis Day!! :DHappy Walpurgis Day!
Does one wish people a happy walpurgis day? I have no idea what it is. :P
They do around here, so thanks!
It's hard to explain the holiday itself, but here in Finland it's a good excuse to get very, VERY drunk.
Well it's always good to respect/participate in other cultures.

Freehold DM |

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Orthos wrote:...another Raging Swan project...Yay! {makes mental note to keep eyes peeled (ouch!) for another Orthos product}I need to keep an eye out for your stuff.
Hell, I've got some stuff to work on myself.
I'm going to have the house to myself for the latter part of May. I think in addition to everything I have planned for that time, I'm going to be making a serious attempt at something for Wayfinder. I have some written notes somwhere aroundabouts.
Just found some of my written notes. A little damp from the deluge yesterday but good. Need to find the rest at home and then start putting them into phone.
Starting to use phone more and computer less, writingwise.

![]() |

Icyshadow wrote:Well it's always good to respect/participate in other cultures.LordSynos wrote:Icyshadow wrote:Walpurgis Day!! :DHappy Walpurgis Day!
Does one wish people a happy walpurgis day? I have no idea what it is. :P
They do around here, so thanks!
It's hard to explain the holiday itself, but here in Finland it's a good excuse to get very, VERY drunk.
Truer words have not been spoken.
What the hell, I'm off today. Opening can, pouring and drinking
Niiiice!

Drejk |

LordSynos wrote:Icyshadow wrote:Walpurgis Day!! :DHappy Walpurgis Day!
Does one wish people a happy walpurgis day? I have no idea what it is. :P
They do around here, so thanks!
It's hard to explain the holiday itself, but here in Finland it's a good excuse to get very, VERY drunk.
Don't Fins find any holiday an excuse to get very, VERY drunk?

ebon_fyre |

ebon_fyre wrote:I've kidnapped Orthos and holding him ransom for 2 cases of Snapple and a pint of Jamocha Almond Fudge from Baskin Robbins. If I'm feeling particularly mean, I'll up it by a Carribean Cruise.stands outside ebons house with a bullhorn
All we were able to get on short notice was a two liter of jolt cola and some Ben and Jerry's chunky monkey. Will you trade him for that?
NO! Peach Snapple Tea at the minimum!

Lamontius |
1 person marked this as a favorite. |

hunger strike
free orthos
how long has it been so far?
...
I am going to go make a sandwich
also need to finish my skull & shackles prep
built out all the 3d terrain (terraclips) for Friday's session last night, pulled pawns, printed relevent material
tonight will be syncing up the pirate music playlist, making sure the chromecast is working so I can show material on the flatscreen above the table area and then running the npc lines and box text to practice my voices
oh and I need to buy the rum

Icyshadow |

Icyshadow wrote:Don't Finns find any holiday an excuse to get very, VERY drunk?LordSynos wrote:Icyshadow wrote:Walpurgis Day!! :DHappy Walpurgis Day!
Does one wish people a happy walpurgis day? I have no idea what it is. :P
They do around here, so thanks!
It's hard to explain the holiday itself, but here in Finland it's a good excuse to get very, VERY drunk.
Yes, but today is an especially drunky day for us.

Scintillae |

![]() |

First off, LOL.
Celestial Healer wrote:Paging Orthos to "An Ancient Evil".In seriousness, page received, and from Jess too. Losing access to Paizo from work has seriously cut into my PbP time, and having all this surprise overtime, an exhausting sinus infection, another Raging Swan project, and prepping for my Thursday games has kinda knocked them off the radar.
I'll make a point of posting sometime this weekend.
Huzzah!
(And I hope you feel better.)

![]() |

Lamontius keeps his reigning spot as most hilarious commentator
While I may object to the consumption of Subway comestibles in particular, I find this statement to be true in a general sense.
I <3 Lamontius's posts.
And that's not just the cheap vodka talking.
Although it probably doesn't hurt.

![]() |

I almost went insane this last week. In the space of 3 days all 3 smoke detectors in my apartment, and the carbon monoxide detector, decided they wanted new batteries and started chirping. The problem is they all sound alike, and the sound carries so well I couldn't tell which one was chirping when!
My office building had to be evacuated yesterday because the receptionist burned her toast.

![]() |

Orthos wrote:Lamontius keeps his reigning spot as most hilarious commentatorWhile I may object to the consumption of Subway comestibles in particular, I find this statement to be true in a general sense.
I <3 Lamontius's posts.
And that's not just the cheap vodka talking.
Although it probably doesn't hurt.
Mmmmm.....cheap vodka. Reminds me of a tale of drunken debauchery from my youth.