~looks down~ Awwww NUTS!!! It is THAT time. ~puts my scales back on~
As I was saying before I so rudely interrupted myself...
Can I just say that I'm very happy I didn't have to face the frozen zombie winter apocalypse ™ naked.
Hey, you are Swede, you can face frozen naked! It's in your racial package!
Zombies naked, not so much...
Morning, all. What did I miss?
My concoction of flour, water, yeast, and salt is expanding admirably.
Celestial Healer wrote:
My concoction of flour, water, yeast, and salt is expanding admirably. So, you are quite rich if your dough's expanding?
*ba-dumb tish*
Drejk wrote:
Hey, you are Swede, you can face frozen naked! It's in your racial package!
Zombies naked, not so much...
I'm from the west coast - we mostly get rain here. It's those crazy* reindeer herders up north you're thinking off.
*They live above the polar circle, voluntarily - in this case I think crazy is a justified adjective.
Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning, all. What did I miss? Frozen zombie winter apocalypse! ™
Sharoth wrote:
Feed. Hey, Sharoth;
what's your character in Hero City?
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Feed. Hey, Sharoth;
what's your character in Hero City? Character? Don't you mean CHARACTERS? My main user name is Sharoth, but I have around 40 or 50 toons across a few servers.
Kajehase wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning, all. What did I miss? Frozen zombie winter apocalypse! ™ Actually, I watched Game of Thrones, so I didn't miss that.
This bread looks fantastic. I know I just pulled it out of a 475 degree oven and it would give me second degree burns if I put it in my mouth, but I want to eat it right now.
Working at Toys R US this week. I look forward to eating young tender brains shopping for toys.
and their parents too.
BP - is this new job taking the place of the security job you mentioned previously?
I haven't heard anything from the security job yet. I'm hired and they are waiting to place me in my training class. That's all I know. T.R.U. is seasonal work with the opportunity to work into a permanent position.
Just don't call me Geoffrey Giraffe, okay.
Oh, T.R.U. is night-time stocking. I won't have to deal with the general public just yet.
BluePigeon wrote:
Just don't call me Geoffrey Giraffe, okay. How about Petey the Pigeon?
BluePigeon wrote:
Let me find my gun. Put that toy down. You are not supposed to play at work!
Kajehase wrote:
Frozen zombie winter apocalypse! I endorse this.
Mmmmm......braiinnnsssss.
Arg moving furnature and not even moving myself. I feel like I want to fall out of my chair.
Possible girl #3. This is getting really confusing.
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Is it just me, or are there more trolls than ever in the OTD section?
SONG TIME.
Spoiler: Oh, the year was 1778, how I wish I was in Sherbrooke now!
A letter of marque came from the king,
To the scummiest vessel I'd ever seen,
G~$ d+*n them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.
Oh, Elcid Barrett cried the town, how I wish I was in Sherbrooke now!
For twenty brave men all fishermen who
would make for him the Antelope's crew
G#! d!$n them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.
The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight, how I wish I was in Sherbrooke now!
She'd a list to the port and her sails in rags
And the cook in scuppers with the staggers and the jags
G@% d~$n them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.
On the King's birthday we put to sea, how I wish I was in Sherbrooke now!
We were 91 days to Montego Bay
Pumping like madmen all the way
G+! d@#n them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.
On the 96th day we sailed again, how I wish I was in Sherbrooke now!
When a bloody great Yankee hove in sight
With our cracked four pounders we made to fight
G&$ d+%n them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.
The Yankee lay low down with gold, how I wish I was in Sherbrooke now!
She was broad and fat and loose in the stays
But to catch her took the Antelope two whole days
G*$ d@!n them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.
Then at length we stood two cables away, how I wish I was in Sherbrooke now!
Our cracked four pounders made an awful din
But with one fat ball the Yank stove us in
G$# dn them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.
The Antelope shook and pitched on her side, how I wish I was in Sherbrooke now!
Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs
And the Maintruck carried off both me legs
G@* d$%n them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.
So here I lay in my 23rd year, how I wish I was in Sherbrooke now!
It's been 6 years since we sailed away
And I just made Halifax yesterday
G~* d#!n them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.
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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Vodka. Indeed.