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starstone guardian: Do not try and touch the starstone. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
starstone guardian: There is no starstone.
Neo: There is no starstone?
starstone guardian: Then you'll see, that it is not the starstone that holds power, it is only yourself.
My guess is Neutronium
"Sunshine and farts. What the hell kind of question is that?!?" ~ Stewie Griffin
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Oh my Stars, it's full of God!
I'm hoping it's tapioca, but I'm worried it'll just be Azathoth's booger.
Whatever Charlie Sheen is on.
(I can't believe I was the first one to make a Charlie Sheen joke here.)
It's made of McGuffins.
99% pure cut McGuffinite. And 1% dolemite.
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• Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Starstone.
• Caution: Starstone may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
• Starstone contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
• Do not use Starstone on concrete.
• Discontinue use of Starstone if any of the following occurs:
o itching
o vertigo
o dizziness
o tingling in extremities
o loss of balance or coordination
o slurred speech
o temporary blindness
o profuse sweating
o heart palpitations
• If Starstone begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
• Starstone may stick to certain types of skin.
• When not in use, Starstone should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Starstone, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
• Ingredients of Starstone include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
• Starstone has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
• Do not taunt Starstone.
• Starstone comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Unobtainium -- of course. :)
I think you mean Upsidaisium. James Cameron is obviously a Rocky & Bullwinkle fan. *snort*
As for the Starstone, it is obviously dark chocolate, likely between 60-70% cocoa. When Zutha, Runelord of Gluttony, finally awakens, he will no doubt make a beeline for Absalom and devour it, thus becoming the last mortal to rise to godhood.
Whatever Charlie Sheen is on.
(I can't believe I was the first one to make a Charlie Sheen joke here.)
Didn't you hear? The only drug Charlie Sheen is on is Charlie Sheen!
Charlie Sheen isn't bipolar, he only has one speed: Win.
OMG, I think you're right! Charlie Sheen snorted the Starstone and he's now the patron deity of self-indulgence and delusions of grandeur. He even lives with a couple goddesses. (Seriously though, if that's what "delusions of grandeur" looks like, I want to get me some of that.)
Holy crap, I like Charlie Sheen a lot more now than I used to.
Oh my Stars, it's full of God!
+1
I don't know what it's made of, but it bears a placard showing this disclaimer:
"WARNING! This area may contain a chemical or chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer or birth defects or other reproductive harm."
Love.Wait, is that an official answer? Cause I was going to suggest love earlier, but I said "no, too easy"
Only if you believe Bjork is the answer to everything, which would be reasonable.
Seriously, look at her eyes. That woman will cut you open just to hear the sounds your organs make.
Kryptonite.
Or Soylent Green.
Or Kryptonite-infused Soylent Green.
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It's actually Ao, fleeing from the Forgotten Realms as it converted to 4e.
It's actually Ao, fleeing from the Forgotten Realms as it converted to 4e.
I like this answer.
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Surprisingly, starstone isn't indestructible, as some wanker with an adamant chisel found out when he scraped some fine powerdered starstone off of the side of the cathedral.
Unfortunately his junkie brother in law mistook it for pesh and snorted it, unintentionally creating Starsnuff, the latest drug-du-jour in Absalom, which has the side-effect of occasionally turning the users into Atropal Scions.
"Dude, I just snorted god. The colors are... woah. Aaaah! It's screaming to be born! My face, the fire is growing under my face!"
It's actually Ao, fleeing from the Forgotten Realms as it converted to 4e.
Sooo perfect! If I had a prize to give, you sir would be the recipient!