I spy, with my little eye, and it begins with W.
WINNER!
Honey... Where are my paaaaants?
Oh, THAT'S why everyone is panicking. It all makes sense now.
....
RUN AWAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Everyone run away from my WIN.
*sprays Schism with Pulg cologne*
*steals win while they are gagging*
I knew Pulg was good for something...
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Spraying
And winning.
Bleat. Spray. WIN.
Bleat, <REDACTED>, repeat.
Dammit, the Hecklers weren't supposed to show up yet!
Now I need to start phase 47 of the plan again!
The book quite clearly states:Don't Panic! in large friendly letters.
I thought it said 'Donut Panini. K?'
If we're talking about the Necronomnomnomicon, that is.
Deep fried panini... With Snickers filling... What a...
To be honest, it is a terrible idea.
Tell that to the Scots...
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Hell, tell that to the Texans...they'll be furious for a second, then the word "panini" will register, and they'll start rapidly wobbling their heads and shooting sparks out of their necks as they struggle to reconcile the now-contradictory directives of "Defend Glorious Culture" or "Reject Things That Sound Like They Come From Somewhere Else."
Sounds like somebody spent too much time in Texas.
He went to visit it? :-)
Seriously, though, it is spelled "culture", not "calories".
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Well, I've spent too much time in New Mexico...where a lot of "New Mexicans" are really, for all intents and purposes, Texans. Hardly anyone lives here who belongs here (myself included, but at least I'm aware of it, and did not choose it of my own volition) - and you'd be surprised how many times I've told someone "I don't belong in this state," only to get the reply "neither do I!" It can get...spooky.
Texas has also been known to act like a sort of wicked step-parent to New Mexico. Their influence is the keystone reason we have Governor "Screwsana." To the other side, of course, is Arizona, and they tend not to be very good neighbors either.
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And that is why I stay in Ghoulhaven Hall. So I don't have to worry about anything like that. Can't believe how lucky I got when I bought Ghoulhaven Hall and the neighbouring village of Ghoulsville-in-the-Gloom. And by 'bought' I mean that the previous owner of both the hall and the village, Baron Von Ghoul, was used in the ritual to get me a new body.
I can travel from damp, moth eaten carpet to damp, moth eaten carpet in my dreams
Indeed, some would find it hard to say whether the carpet is dreaming it's Pulg, or whether Pulg is dreaming he's a carpet. Others would say that there is, in fact, no difference at all.
Which why
I
WIN!
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"Ghoulhaven?" Excuse me, but aren't ghouls - rather specifically, Urgathoa's faithful droogies? You're supposed to have these guys!
Posting for the win. Ain't nothing you can do about it, either.
Posting for the win. Ain't nothing you can do about it, either.
EXCEPT THIS!!!!
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Posting for the win. Ain't nothing you can do about it, either.EXCEPT THIS!!!!
Doh! Hoisted by my own petard.
And that's why I never wear a petard.
They come in many fashionable designs. The shorter the fuse the better, eh?
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Doh! Hoisted by my own petard.Posting for the win. Ain't nothing you can do about it, either.EXCEPT THIS!!!!
WOT DID YOU JUS CALL ME!?!
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WOT DID YOU JUS CALL ME!?!Doh! Hoisted by my own petard.Posting for the win. Ain't nothing you can do about it, either.EXCEPT THIS!!!!
Shut up you furry petard!
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Has anyone seen, my prize winning Vampire Chicken, Grisabella? I think she got out and if she's not found soon, there's going to be a lot of people with the blood drained right out of them and plenty of damage to houses and cars. If you do see her, tell me immediately, do not attempt to turn her into Sunday dinner -because she's a clever, tough, old bird. Besides, she lays very big, very valuable, eggs. I wonder if Grisabella will be the last post and win this thread.
I saw her by my chicken coop she was sucking my co... err let me rephrase that, draining the lifes blood from one of my roosters.
I saw your vampire chicken and a vampire bunny. They were hanging out.
I live in Arizona. If we're not discussing politics, I like it here. The desert matches my soul. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter, what more could you ask for?
Yes, water, but what do you think of current politics?
I dunno... harsh winters without too much snow or darkness but real cold and a sensible amount of snow, and summers that are balmy but not hot?
No! What you want is more or less constant rain for three months, then a spring that veers wildly from high summer to midwinter, stopping at all points inbetween.
Yes, water, but what do you think of current politics?
MESSAGE BOARD TROLL 2016!!! CUZ HEY WHY NOT!!!
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Does he? That really remains to be seen. He seems to be doing all right for himself in getting the nomination...
I WILL MAKE GOLARION GREAT AGAIN!!!!
This just in: Message Board Troll drops out of the race, hits wife in the face with elbow.
He said that was an accident. He was reaching for a plate of Lilith's cookies and she got in the way. I hear she has a nice shiner, though.
Stephen Colbert has had this running gag where he's treated the primaries as the Hunger Games, complete with a cannon at the end of each sketch to commemorate "the fallen." It's pretty great.
