*Fireball to the face*
He was right, blasting fire around is pretty amusing too.
I had an idea for a trap involving an illusionary floor and a large pit full of shocker lizards. Who wants to test it out for me?
WOT'S THAT PURPLE THING!?! *approaches Alick falls in pit, a lot a electrical pops and cursing ensues*
Pale elf not win, Poog take winning place.
Heh,no. No,I don't think so....
Neither do I.
I FELL IN A HOLE WITH A BUNCH OF SPARKEY LIZARDS!!!
Good, that gets rid of you.
Isn't there a plank you need to walk, Captain?
only the ones that win
But there can be only one.
But it isn't you.
It was never any of you. The foretold chosen one is yet to walk amongst us.
Aliases don't count!
That was a doppleganger. And it had sti's... Might wanna get yourself checked brah...
PRIVATE TINY ARE YOU STARTIN TO THINK THINGS ARE GETTIN A LITTLE WEIRD AROUND HERE TOO!?!
| 3 people marked this as a favorite. |
*in full latex gimp costume carrying a cat o nine tails and pink fuzzy handcuffs* Nah.
|
Excellent, my high priest, you truly are one with the faith!
*Turns once more to Message Board Troll.*
Please do join us MBT, you will us most beneficial to you. You have suffered great pain with your regenerations being just as agonising. So sign up to my church, the Church of Zon-Kuthon, and you shall relish the thought of others screaming in terror as bestow upon them my blessings.
**wins during another failed evangelism attempt**
Oh, poor Krevon. Always a day late and a dollar short. I win as you can see
Never gonna happen Drippy Mc'Dragon.
No.
Huh?
Just no.
Whazzat?
PRIVATE TINY AND THA SPIKY GUY KEEP LEAVIN THESE VERY DISTURBING PAMPHLETS ON MY DOOR!!!
Don't look at them MBT! It will forever be seared into your mind, the agony!!
I'M NOT EVEN SURE THE THINGS GOIN ON IN THIS FOLDOUT ARE PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!!!
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
*waves a giant ballgag at MBT*
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
:sigh: What good is it if he joins you voluntarily? You've got to -make- him love it at the same time as it terrifies him. Look at how willing Tiny is. Look how receptive.
This Avatar is a sub-par incarnation of violation. Are you sure you aren't just a Joker/Freddy Kreuger/Kenpachi cosplay?
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
I mean, he's had Tiny for a week now. Look at how proudly he struts about in his new leathers and latex: this is -not- the sign of a broken spirit. I bet his generative parts are still intact! When's the last time any of you saw him curled up in a ball, softly weeping for what he's lost, and can never, ever get back. Weeping for what he has seen and done and had done to him, and how delight now mixes with the shame?
Feh.
| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
Reminder to myself. Never invite GoatToucher to any social occasion. Ever.
If you had any orifices, you would not be so quick to judge.
Glad I don't right now.
STILL YOU MIGHT WANT TO LEAVE BEFORE HE REALIZES YOU CAN STILL BE INSERTED!!!
:arches eyebrows, a slight smirk, eyeing Alick:
Hmm... Pointy...
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
I refuse to render aid to any shennanigans.
squeak
FOOD!!!!
*Chases Bill the Gerbil*
SQUEAK!
Just remember GT, I can move under my own power. And cause telekinetic mayhem. Stick me in somewhere and you won't have a body afterwards. Cause I'll explode it akira style.