Last one to post wins

[Gruumash .]

Oh but my awesomeness deserves of so much more dedication to it. See even you recognize my awesomeness by knowing I have a thread dedicated to it.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

That is irrelevant. Are you truly a guy, and not some vanity diva?

[Gorilla Grodd]

How can you tell?

[Auriea]

:measures up Gruumash:
He's a guy......

And this is the win!
:attempts to run away:

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Whazzat? Poog distracted by winning.

[Gorilla Grodd]

Let's try to NOT jynx ourselves, shall we?

[Molten Dragon]

Well... Look what I found. The win.

[Waterhammer]

Everyone asleep?

Good, I'm liberating the win.

Fly, be free!

[Ulfen Death Squad]

Nuked from orbit. Planet then nuked. Solar system nuked. Universe nuked. Now we alone and no win for poor humanoids to fight over.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Keep dreaming, because you're on that planet too!.

We'll have someone wake you up in a bit, but for now i'm enjoying winning.

[Gorilla Grodd]

Anybody else remember the Loony Tunes episode where Bugs Bunny enters (and then proceeds to ruin) Elmer Fudd's dream? Because I do! And that's exactly what I do to claim the win. Although something tells me I'm gonna drop it when I stop myself from falling.

[Ulfen Death Squad]

Look at what you are holding. It is one of our nukes dressed up as a win. Oh and we do not mind the explosions. We are immune to such things and look forward to the void that was once the universe and knowing there is no more win.

[Waterhammer]

The universe is gone...

The win lingers on.

[Molten Dragon]

Now that the win is mine I can overthrow GorillaGrod. Wait, was that out loud?

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Yes it was, no worry friend Molten Dragon, you come to Poog's winning picknick yes?

[Gorilla Grodd]

Can I came too? Please!

[Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM]

Go away kid, You bother me.

[Captain Olivia Quinn]

It dawned on me there is only two ways someone is going to win...

1. Paizo shuts down their forums. If this happens, there will be a winner, but we won't know who it is... we all will think we were the winner.

2. A developer or moderator comes in and locks down the thread, declaring them-self the winner by doing so.

[Waterhammer]

3. Society collapses, and the power grid goes down.

4. Solar flare. Again with the power grid.

[Auriea]

Or, I can just win, haha.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Nice lady not win. Poog winning again. Woohoo!

[Charles Scholz]

Captain Olivia Quinn wrote:

It dawned on me there is only two ways someone is going to win...

1. Paizo shuts down their forums. If this happens, there will be a winner, but we won't know who it is... we all will think we were the winner.

2. A developer or moderator comes in and locks down the thread, declaring them-self the winner by doing so.

Paizo has already programmed into the thread when it will close.

It will close at a certain time on a certain date.
Whomever was the last person to post will win.

[Gorilla Grodd]

Really? We shall have to take your word for it.

[GoatToucher]

:suddenly appears, giving Grodd a backrub:

:snifff:

:whispers into ear: Mmm... You smell nice.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Nah-ah, Poog win, not GoatGroper

[Message board troll]

I've been sick. You all should be nice to me and let me win.

[Molten Dragon]

Poog now is when we make our move! MBT are you with us?

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Mmm...maybe, underdog trio FTW!!!!

[Message board troll]

MY HEADS BOUT TO SPLODE BUT I'M IN!!! NOW WHAT DID I AGREE TO???

[Charles Scholz]

You agreed to be my minion and work to make me the winner.

[Gorilla Grodd]

He did?

[the Queen's Raven]

*cast blade barrier around win*
If I can't have it no one will!

[Wylliam Harrison]

*Boots queen's raven off the stage*

Enough of your flawed reasoning.
It's only logical the androids will win.

[the Queen's Raven]

*jabs WH with +5 shocking burst goblin prod overloading all systems*
Reason with that!
*Does something very illogical (and disturbing) with the win*

[Message board troll]

YOU AINT DONE NUTHIN TO THE WIN THAT GOAT TOUCHER AINT ALREADY DONE TO IT!!!!

[GoatToucher]

Done "for" it. Everything between me and the Win has been delightfully consensual.

:rubs scented oils into the Win:

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Sissyl's going to be so pissed off and disgusted by that statement.. ;)

Anyway, i'm in the lead again.

[Gorilla Grodd]

Until someone else posts. Which is me, in this case.

[Belphegor]

4 Minutes. A new record for you.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

8 minutes, still poorly.

[Charles Scholz]

I have the record - 6 1/2 days.

[The Win]

Nothing nobody has done to me in this thread has been consensual. You're all a bunch of creepy pervs.

[Captain Spalding]

Don't lump the rest of us with GoatToucher.

[Wylliam Harrison]

I 2nd the good captain spalding.

[Molten Dragon]

Third! Why does the win smell funny?

[Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM]

I soaked it in Formaldehyde to clean it after GoatToucher.

[Message board troll]

HEY DOC!!! HOWS ABOUT GIVIN ME SUMTHIN TO CLEAR UP DIS 'EADCOLD I'VE COME DOWN WITH!?!

[the Queen's Raven]

And while MBT is rumiging in the Doctor's bag, I will happily wonder off with the win.

[Gorilla Grodd]

Don't because you'll end up getting lost and then how are we going to claim the win?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Oh, you'll inevitably find it In Your Closet...which makes it mine.