Last one to post wins

[Sissyl]

No, does not, indeed.

[FFVIIGuru]

Can we all agree that Poog will never be a winning goblin and get on with the thread?

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

*surprise stealth shanks FF7Guru*

*Returns to the shadows in gleeful laughter.*

[Gorilla Grodd]

*Blows a raspberry, behind Pooh's back.*

I wonder if he noticed?

[Message board troll]

HEY IM GOING TO TAKE A NAP SO NOBODY POST UNTIL I WAKE UP!!! WE WANNA KEEP IT FAIR NOW!!!

[FFVIIGuru]

We all know Poog won't though, so I'm gonna be unfair and relegate him to the "Banned!" game.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

That'll only work for so long. Goblins are a persistent lot, unless you rout them.

I win again.

[FFVIIGuru]

Dun dun dun!

[the Queen's Raven]

Durn kids makin' all this noise. Get off the @$&#%! lawn already. What is this... looks like a win. Whelp it's mine now, SCRAM ALREADY!

[Elris the Hawk Eye]

:shoots The Queen's Raven and take the win:
I believe that this would sell for a lot in the market.

[the Queen's Raven]

*turns garden hose on Elris*
Rasafrazin kids, drop it! Drop it!

[The Fiend Fantastic]

New option, i drop you.
*Firebolt to queen's raven's face.*

Devils are winners.

[FFVIIGuru]

*invokes a nearby Azata to slaughter this fiend

Depends on perspective. You win at not being alive just now.

[the Queen's Raven]

Smurf for the win

[Gorilla Grodd]

*Devours pathetic smurfy raven alive.*

Smurf eating gorilla for the win! Gargomel eat your heart out!

[Gorilla Grodd]

Since when was I a smurf?

[Message board troll]

HA DA BOSS IS A SMURF!!!

[Message board troll]

DOH!!! NOW IM A SMURF!!!

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

You all dumb. But...all bite sized too >:D

Poog snatch blue snacks and eat them!!!!

[Auriea]

:squees a bit:
They are so adorable!
NO POOG! DON'T EAT THE CRITTERS!

[Gorilla Grodd]

*Assumes cutetest voice possible.*

Pweez held widdle ol' me!

[Waterhammer]

Grodd still thinks he's a Smurf. Isn't that cute?

[Message board troll]

GO AHEAD AND EAT ME POOG!!! BUT REMEMBER I WONT BE A SMURF FOREVER AND YOU BETTER HOPE I PASS BEFORE I GO BACK TO TROLL FORM!!!!

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Huh, whazzat? I already went to little goblins' loo and made deposit.
Which was blue.

Poog ready for winning again.

[Message board troll]

I NEED A FEW DOZEN SHOWERS NOW!!!

[the Queen's Raven]

Here have a meteor shower. BWAHAHAHA!

[Message board troll]

OW!!! NOBODY OW! LIKES YOU OW! YA SMIRKIN OW! JACKA...*knocked unconscious*

[the Queen's Raven]

*does little happy dance while chewing on tenderized steaming troll meat*

[GoatToucher]

:does an interpretive dance:

:it is most unwholesome:

[Gorilla Grodd]

I wondered when we'd see YOU again!

[The Fiend Fantastic]

I agree, he must have been busy with the local satyr population.
I'm sure he'll be seeing a satyr union rep soon.

[the Queen's Raven]

Ain't no party like a satyr party, cuz a satyr party...um...uh...you know what I may just walk away from that one...

[Wylliam Harrison]

Here, have this 1 use 1 minute scroll of vanish, before GoatToucher grabs you and drags you back for...."introductions"

*vanishes after the handing*

[Private Tiny]

Wylliam Harrison wrote:

Here, have this 1 use 1 minute scroll of vanish, before GoatToucher grabs you and drags you back for...."introductions"

*vanishes after the handing*

Why oh why did I not have one of these?!?

[FFVIIGuru]

Because tiny creatures have a superior stealth check bonus?

[Wylliam Harrison]

A sensible and valid answer indeed.

*Still vanished, in case GT shows up.*

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

On the 8th day of Evil Christmas, Sandy Claws gave to me...

...eight babies crawling,

seven angels weeping,

six cultists chanting,

five little dolls,

four shrunken heads,

three granted wishes,

two spooky twins,

and a cymbal-banging monkey!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

On the 9th day of Evil Christmas, Sandy Claws gave to me...

...nine shrimp a-shoving,

eight babies crawling,

seven angels weeping,

six cultists chanting,

five little dolls,

four shrunken heads,

three granted wishes,

two spooky twins,

and a cymbal-banging monkey!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

On the 10th day of Evil Christmas, Sandy Claws gave to me...

...ten fingers staring,

nine shrimp a-shoving,

eight babies crawling,

seven angels weeping,

six cultists chanting,

five little dolls,

four shrunken heads,

three granted wishes,

two spooky twins,

and a cymbal-banging monkey!

[Message board troll]

*wakes up and punts Private Tiny to the Banned thread* THIS WAS SOMEHOW YER FAULT PRIVATE!!!!

[GoatToucher]

:rests on an opulent velvet chair, sipping tea:

[the Queen's Raven]

*Runs streaking through with nothing but a Decemverit helm on*

[Lemmy]

You guys have no honor. Nor shall you have the win!

[FFVIIGuru]

You appear to be drunk Lemmy. Fancy being insensible and talking about honor. Let me take this win off you until you sober up...

[Gorilla Grodd]

There's no such thing as a 'drinking problem'. You drink, you get drunk, you fall down, no problem! :-)

[FFVIIGuru]

Ah, but can one fall over, drunk and insensible, while still being honorable?

[Message board troll]

FFVIIGuru wrote:

Ah, but can one fall over, drunk and insensible, while still being honorable?

DEPENDS!!! ARE HIS BRITCHES STILL ON!?!

[FFVIIGuru]

I would assume that people wearing britches are in ceremonial dress and shouldn't be drunk and insensible :p

[the Queen's Raven]

All this squabbling about honor and britches and drunkeness. Give me that win I will hold on to it until you can settle this like real murder hobos. GGGGWWWWWAAAAAAAARRRRR!

[Message board troll]

GWAR!!!!! MOSH PIT!!!!! (starts violently thrashing about)