Last one to post wins

[gran rey de los mono]

I demand a witch switch! I will trade Zedda for a delicious sandwich. Or a guinea pig.

And my name isn't billy.

[Rilka Bamph]

Then what is it?!

[gran rey de los everything]

Well, it isn't billy...

[Bertious]

Nope it's Bert as in Bertious back for the win...

...well tbh i'm not likely to keep it but i thought i should try and clean the duck mess off of it.

[Adequate Duck]

Quack.

*tappy tappy tap*

[Bertious]

Oh well i tried.

[gran rey de los stereo]

I could quote Yoda here, but I think I'd rather just take the win.

[Tirq]

I don't usually steal things... But I will steal this win.

[Halflingtime]

But sadly, halflings are good at stealing fenced goods.

[Bertious]

But alas not at keeping them.

[DJ-Bogie]

Way to go Bert, you hold her down while I win!

[Halflingtime]

No way, Jose!

[Tirq]

Me and Julio down by the school yard?

[Lupi Rhatwell]

Random Farm! But I neeeeed ducks and chickens, where shall I receive them from?!

[gran rey de los surround sound]

Lupi Rhatwell wrote:

Random Farm! But I neeeeed ducks and chickens, where shall I receive them from?!

My local Rural King sells chicks and ducklings. You could try there.

[gran rey de los stereo]

DJ-Bogie wrote:

Get all your ducks in a row Gran.

I've been trying Bogie, just for you. But Adequate is too busy, and Less-Than-Adequate doesn't quite grasp the concept of "a row". Besides, does two ducks really constitute a row? I mean, if you are driving down the road and see two ducks standing next to each other, would you say "Hey, look at that row of ducks over there!"?

Or did you mean row as in "to propel a boat using oars"? Because I tried that once. Adequate looked at me like I was an idiot, then jumped in the water and swam across the lake. Less-Than-Adequate took one of the mooring lines in its beak and tried to fly away, dragging the boat behind him. It didn't work.

[Mark Hoover]

Congrats

[Midnight_Angel]

*sigh*

[Grim Bucko, anti-duck zealot]

All ducks should get in a row !

There's no need to rue the rad reality of this ride: it's long past pluck-pluckity-pluck pass-time !

[Grim Bucko, anti-duck zealot]

On the cusp of midnight, I was ninjaed by an angel...

Ho dark masters, what's dark matters !

[Less-Than-Adequate Duck]

Kwark!

*wanders around aimlessly. perches on Grim Bucko's head. Falls asleep.*

[Midnight_Angel]

Is it just me, or is this duck-itis getting tedious?

[gran rey de los surround sound]

I think it's just you, but I could be wrong.

[Grim Bucko, anti-duck zealot]

Have I got a feathered hat ? How nice !

[pats with his hand on his head]

"Merciless Bazum ! It's a duck !"

Grim Bucko conjures a Mace of Duck Smiting out of thin air, a terrible weapon entrusted to him by the Masters of the Forge, the 8 Un-Duck(e)s of Hell.

"Begone, insolent fowl !"

One super-fast arm movement... and the Grim Bucko falls face down in a splash of spongy gore, having effectively brained itself in the process of trying to put down the feathered menace.

CLANG ! the alloyed body of Grim Bucko resounds while falling on the suspiciously metallic floor.

[Quiche Lisp]

Good riddance !

[Quiche Lisp]

And I win... don't I ?

[Midnight_Angel]

Actually, you lose.

[Quiche Lisp]

Drat ! (pouts mightily)

[Quiche Lisp]

And all would be well if everyone just admitted that I win.

Let us just be mature about all of this, hmmm ?

I win, win, win !

I am the maturest !

[Quiche Lisp]

The BANNED thread and the LAST POST WINS thread present eerie similarities. Such is the nature of the Multiverse !

But I win, regardless. On account of my maturity.

I feel so proud, mama !

[Quiche Lisp]

It feels good to be a winner.

And now... on to conquer the Intarweb !

[Midnight_Angel]

Actually, trying to take the win from yourself multiple times in a row is a sign of OCD, rather than maturity.
Which means: You lose.

[Quiche Lisp]

_you_ lose.

And therefore... I win.

Ha, the poignant simplicity of victory !

[Midnight_Angel]

Non sequitur.

[Tirq]

Oh, Snap!

[The Elusive Trout]

I'd like to take this chance to point out that this in, in fact, the first time I've been on television.

[Tirq]

We're on TV?! HI MUMSY!

[gran rey de los surround sound]

No, Tirq, you are not on TV. Unless, of course, you are sitting atop one right now.

[Bertious]

I think i lost track of this thread some time ago.

However i seemed to have picked up some win so it's not all bad.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

Bertious, it's not like there is a lot to keep track of, so jumping back in shouldn't be much of a challenge. Just remember that I win and you'll do fine.

[DJ-Bogie]

Why should he remember that, you only won for 3 minutes

[Tirq]

And you got 28 minutes, but who's counting?

[gran rey de los mono]

I believe the messageboard is.

[Tirq]

Don't make me slam you with the "Rhetorical Hammer".

[gran rey de los stereo]

If you do, I'll retaliate with the "Oxymoronic Oxyacetalene Torch" and the "Onomotapoetic Nailgun".

[The Elusive Trout]

Uh-oh. Looks like I'll need the Dichotomous Helmet on.

[gran rey de los stereo]

Won't help. The "Dipthong Mallet" ignores both helmets and dichotomies.

[Quiche Lisp]

I.
Win.

Get used to it, you clever wordsmiths. Hulking Quiche Lisp smash words !

[gran rey de los everything]

You lose.

[Quiche Lisp]

Gran Rey:
Me, you rile ?
Cease: drink Rye !

I'm M. Winner.