Last one to post wins

[Mr. Grinch]

*Doesn't see lucky7, so runs him over with a steamroller.*

What are you talking about Schism?

*Spies some unpleasant gunk on the steamroller.*

You were helping me with my yuletide misdeeds, remember?

*Puts Schism's hair into a ponytail.*

Both of your arms and legs were free.

[Schism]

It was wrapped so tight it took 4 days to get out of it.
Plus, I couldn't see and was afraid to move in case I stepped off the edge.

[Mr. Grinch]

And the lights didn't bother you?

[The Neo United Alliance of Evil]

*Finishes celebration, begins new plans of total conquest.*

[Pulg]

The lights are coming from Schism. Possibly they are infested with trains again.

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

*Starts cutting Pulg's hair, for no apparent reason.*

[The Neo United Alliance of Evil]

*Has successfully built powerful energy cannon.*

*Asks the next poster which country they hate more...*

*Italy or France?*

[Vampire Schism]

Neither are my home Country, so I say destroy them both.

[The Neo United Alliance of Evil]

*Likes the way Vampire Schism thinks.*

*Destroys both Italy and France.*

[Pulg]

Those are both made up countries, admit it.

[The when]

I smell Italy. I smell France. I smell the NUAoE’s underpants.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

I don't know about you, but I think that most members of the NUAoE don't wear underwear, though the reason does tend to vary between the individuals.

Meanwhile, Comte de Malodor is outraged at the destruction of France, but finds the destruction of Italy to be very amusing.

[Uncle Honore]

La France, La France, vit dans nos coeurs!

[Comte de Malodor]

Dans nos coeurs!

[Uncle Honore]

La France, La France, ne jamais mort!

[Comte de Malodor]

Underwear!

[Dedrick, The Professor]

*Uses a ray gun to have lampreys attack Comte de Malodor.*

Get him, my beauty's, aim for under the trousers!

[The Neo United Alliance of Evil]

King Mondo: now that we have shown our newfound might, what's next?

Lord Zedd: *peers at the earth, becomes disgusted.*

Rita Repulsa: what's the matter, Zeddy?

Lord Zedd: Comte de Malodor has lampreys in his trousers!

*Everyone lets out a unanimous cry of disgust.*

[Dowager Comtesse de Malodor]

I fear he was born like that.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

I blame his father, always had weird habits that man.

[Lady Blackmoor]

It might be...

THE CURSE OF THE HOUSE OF MALODOR!!!

[Dukes of HUZZAH-RD!]

Fret not, fair maiden of the foul house, we are here to help!

Because, we are, the Dukes of HUZZAH-RD!

[Vampire Schism]

Never heard of ya.

[Dukes of HUZZAH-RD!]

*Shouts "we are, the Dukes of HUZZAH-RD!" in Vampire Schism's ear.*

*Continues to do so at infinitum.*

[Vampire Schism]

I said I never heard OF ya, not I didn't HEAR you.

Rips annoying loud one's throat out.

[Dukes of HUZZAH-RD!]

*Continues to shout, despite having no throats.*

*Means nothing to Vampire Schism though, as she is now deaf.*

[Jurassic Bard]

Begins regretting making the Dukes of HUZZAH-RD.

Thank goodness I resisted making a message board troll alias, because I don't think I can live up to the legacy of the original.

[The Dirty Dangler]

Dukes of HUZZAH-RD! wrote:

Fret not, fair maiden of the foul house, we are here to help!

Because, we are, the Dukes of HUZZAH-RD!

Sirrah, that is my Wife you are addressing!

[Snow White's Mother]

Don't worry about it TDD.
I heard a rumor about them being in GoatToucher's playroom.
It wasn't pretty.

[GoatToucher]

On the contrary. It was delightful.

[Dukes of HUZZAH-RD!]

Are sincerest apologies, master thief of French cuisine, we did not know.

*Starts shouting huzzah at The Dirty Dangler.*

[The Neo United Alliance of Evil]

Astronoma: so, while that's happening, let's get back to work.

Madam Odius: yes, we still have much to do, in our conquest.

Queen Machina: we should use the energy cannon some more.

Levira: not to mention our infinite supply of expendable goons!

Ivan Ooze: exactly! So, let's get to it everyone, victory awaits!

[Lady Blackmoor]

GoatToucher wrote:

On the contrary. It was delightful.

I am never anything but.

[Waterhammer]

I heard a lumber joke the other day. I’d share it with you, but it would just make you bored.

[The Neo United Alliance of Evil]

*Uses the energy cannon to obliterate Waterhammer in a vain attempt to avoid laughing at such a terrible joke.*

*The energy cannon misses however and hits Comte de Malodor instead.*

*Naturally, Comte de Malodor survives. But he no longer has his "wrecking balls."*

[Comte de Malodor]

How distressing, but never mind. My disturbingly large testicles are still intact and functional, after all.

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

Yeah... just, no longer attached to you.

[Snow White's Mother]

Turns away.
Artificially enhanced, of course.

[Dedrick, The Professor]

Yet another one of the horrific marvels curtesy of GoatToucher!

[Pulg]

His Horrific Marvel Curtsey is truly the stuff of legend.

[GoatToucher]

They make a funny little *PLOP!* when they touch the ground.

[GoatToucher]

Fun fact: if you can get the Compte to say "Incandescent!" three times, they triple in size!

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

That's disgusting!

Fascinating, but disgusting!

[GoatToucher]

Isn't it just?

[Comte de Malodor]

And if you say '!Tnecsednacni' three times, they shrink back down again. An Hilarious time can be thus be had if you have access to a soundboard or sampler, and are related to me.

[Fish-Malkovich]

*Puts on industrial gloves.*

*Puts on hazmat suit, several of them.*

*Grabs the "wrecking balls" of Comte de Malodor (carefully). *

*Throws them into the heart of a dying sun.*

Done!

[Dukes of HUZZAH-RD!]

Three cheers for the hungry fish!

For ridding us of a HUZZAH-RD!

*Continues to sing praise to Fish-Malkovich.*

[Comte de Malodor]

Crispy star balls
Crispy crispy balls
Crispy crispy balls
Crispy star balls, etc.

[GoatToucher]

Fish-Malkovich wrote:

*Puts on industrial gloves.*

*Puts on hazmat suit, several of them.*

*Grabs the "wrecking balls" of Comte de Malodor (carefully). *

*Throws them into the heart of a dying sun.*

Done!

:the monstrous scrotum slithers up your arms and into seams and crevices until touching bare skin (scales), at which point they are absorbed into your body, descending down into your trousers, which are now uncomfortably snug fit to bursting:

:ominous silence:

[Fish-Malkovich]

*Launches self into the dying sun.*