Last one to post wins

[VRMH]

Consuming's one thing. It's the consummating I dread...

[Pulg]

It appears that somebody's curried the bride. Good show!

[Vidmaster7]

I..uh... what?

[Vick Tim]

It's an Impromptu Accelemarriage. You get used to them after a while.

[VRMH]

As Billy Idol would say: "It's a nice day for a flash wedding."

[Vidmaster7]

I'm pretty sure that was white wedding. if nothing we can agree its better then a red one.

[R2-FU]

*sprays more rice*

[Molten Dragon]

*gobbles all the rice as it sprays out* What did I miss?

[Vidmaster7]

Molten Dragon wrote:

*gobbles all the rice as it sprays out* What did I miss?

I think now if you drink a lot of water you will explode.

[Pulg]

Molten Dragon wrote:

*gobbles all the rice as it sprays out* What did I miss?

Weaponised pilaff.

[Just your average clone]

DUNN DUNN DUNNNNNNNNN!

[Pulg]

BEIGE BEIGE BEIIIIIGGGGEEEE!!!

[Ventnor]

Taupe Taupe Taaaauuuupe.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

ECRU ECRU EEEECCCCRRRRUUUU!!!

[Sissyl]

French ultramarine French ultramarine FREEEEEENCHHHHHH UUUUUUULTRAAAAAAAMAAAAARIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!

[Vidmaster7]

Pour le' Empereur?

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Ma ragazzi, que causa stai faciendo?

Cares not for grammar right now.

[Vidmaster7]

italiano?

[Pulg]

ikh gevin. ikh bin der geviner. bshes ir zenen distraktad durkh sissil s makht armor, ikh van

[GoatToucher]

Ich bin der verboten Kase.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

NEIN! Du bist der Käse des totes.

[The Big Bad Wolf of Karazhan]

*Drops the bass.*

KABOOM!!!!

*And a bomb.*

[Jokey the Unfunny Comedian]

If you're gonna drop the bass, make sure it's in the ocean!

It would suffocate otherwise.

[VRMH]

Wouldn't a bass die anyway in salt water?

[Uncle Teddy]

Depends on the type of bass

[Pulg]

Is it possible to drown a C melody saxophone?

[Grandpa Wonderbra]

If it's a Disney cartoon and it was formerly a person it is entirely possible. Otherwise, I'm not too sure and think we should test this out.

[Sinister Stan: Schemer Supreme]

Sounds good. We'll use Pulg as the Control Group, of course.

[Aqua Pulg]

I'm wet! And hysterical!

[Vidmaster7]

^evolution is a .....

[Waterhammer]

Silly place.

[Vidmaster7]

Silly face.

[Uncle Teddy]

Silly case.

[VRMH]

Silly space.

[Pulg]

LIE.

We were all created at precisely 15:34:05 today, after an accident involving GoatToucher, Steam Locomotive Aficionado magazine and some very live yoghurt, which I think explains a great deal.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Huh..whazzat?

Poog confused, but shank Goatgroper is okay, yes?

(Shank!)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

So Pulg's brain expands in water, then shrinks back down (possibly to smaller than before) when dry again. Interesting.

[Vidmaster7]

Pulg broke our rhyme. :(

[The Balcony-Seat Hecklers]

"Of course he did! Don't you know basic physics?"

"If you bring solid matter straight out of the water, it'll inevitably displace a bunch of air!"

"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

[Pulg]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Pulg broke our rhyme. :(

I do it all the time.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Pulg wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Pulg broke our rhyme. :(

I do it all the time.

Because you're slime.

[Sissyl]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

Pulg wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Pulg broke our rhyme. :(

I do it all the time.

Because you're slime.

I think he's fine.

[Jokey the Unfunny Comedian]

Sissyl wrote:

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

Pulg wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Pulg broke our rhyme. :(

I do it all the time.

Because you're slime.

I think he's fine.

Toucan!

[The Big Bad Wolf of Karazhan]

*Reaches into a hat containing everyone's names.*

And the next person to tear Jokey to shreds is...

*Pulls out a name and reads it.*

Well ain't that something, it's only Jokey himself who has to kill himself.

[Jokey the Unfunny Comedian]

I REGRET SOMETHING!!!

*Sobs so intensely that body is torn apart*

[Uncle Teddy]

Bravo, Jokey, Bravo! Such a wonderful performance! You have achieved the pinnacle of your craft.

[Pulg]

Quick! Someone help me duct-tape him back together! I demand an encore! Bis! Bis!

[The Fiend Fantastic]

(Changes channel)

[Just your average clone]

WEEEEEELLLLLCOME BACK TO DRAMA ALERT!

NOW WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, LEEEEEEETTTTTTSSSSS, GEEEEETTTT ROOOOOOIIIIIIIT INTO THE NEEEEEEEWWWWWSSSSS.

[Waterhammer]

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