Last one to post wins

[Captain Spalding]

So Long. Farewell. Auf Wiedersen. Goodbye.

[Wylliam Harrison]

I hate. To go. And leave this pretty sight.

Yes, i now have winning spot again.

[Auriea]

'Tis folly, as I am the winner!

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

No, Poog wins, nyahahahaha!

[Auriea]

:dances through the battlefield:

I am the one who, dances.......

[Gorilla Grodd]

Silly human, the last one to post WINS not dances!

[Molten Dragon]

Win times infity, so there...

[Auriea]

Win times infinity plus one!

[The Win]

Me.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Big deal...... because i win again.

[Gruumash .]

Only to lose it to the true and final winner despite what anyone else says. The Orc god of Awesome. ME !

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Goblins more awesomeness than orc pirate.

[GoatToucher]

Nope.

[Sissyl]

Wrong. Goblins are slightly more awesome than orc pirates. That is, still not very.

[Molten Dragon]

Sidles up...

[Gorilla Grodd]

Beats you down!

[Auriea]

Tickles for every one!

[GoatToucher]

Goat interference for everyone!

:pulls gun:

-Everyone.-

[The Fiend Fantastic]

That gun is faulty

*gun melts away*

Now, i win again.

[Molten Dragon]

Cartwheels through in the background....

[Captain Spalding]

You can stay in the background while I take the win up front.

[Gorilla Grodd]

Boo!

[Molten Dragon]

Ah! You scared me into winning. Thanks!

[icehawk333]

Why am I here?

>_>
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^_^
V_V
<_>
>_<
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0_0

[Auriea]

What is "here"?

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

He no has clue.

[icehawk333]

"THE" Poog of Zarongel wrote:

He no has clue.

I really don't,

[GoatToucher]

I do. "Here" is a place wherein I win.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Correction....."won", as in The Fiend Fantastic wins again.

[icehawk333]

It seems someone has made a therapeutic stress reliever out of doing nothing but saying "I win" in various ways.
Impressive.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

crazy bird should study, that been way of winz more than it knowz.

[icehawk333]

Oh, I am crazy. An absolute madman.

[Charles Scholz]

Which is why you handed me the win.

[icehawk333]

Sure! You can have it.

[Auriea]

But it's so cute........ I want it!

:pouts:

[icehawk333]

...
What? Sorry, I was scratching my earballs.

Fine, you can have it. Just don't tell that other person.

[Message board troll]

Winner winner chicken dinner!!!

[icehawk333]

Yay! Chicken!

[Triphoppenskip]

Cannibal!!!

[icehawk333]

No, no. I'm a crow. Not a chicken.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

bird is bird, Poog part of birdcruncher type.

*yoink*, Poog has ice birdy for dinner. Much yum

[icehawk333]

Nah, I taste kinda like freezerburn. Unless you like that, then by all means.

[Auriea]

:Attempts to sneak into the lead:

Spoiler:

Stealth: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13

[Message board troll]

Hey did you hear something?....
Guess I'm just imagining things.

[icehawk333]

I heard you, troll. You're really loud.

[Message board troll]

QUIET!!!! TROLL TRYING TO STEALTH!!!!

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Trolls should be fought with fire.
*cue empowered fireball to the face.*

Now where were we.
Ah yes, back to the mortals honoring the winning devil.....me.

[icehawk333]

I think I just choked laughing... I can't top that, toll. Time to hide under the bridge you abandoned for the forums now.

[Message board troll]

That's just great. Now I'm dead.

[icehawk333]

Naturally, however, it doesn't say anywhere that dead means you can't take actions.
At least, nowhere the dm can find.