Wylliam Harrison wrote: Winning.....in style. Your hair was never in style.
*finally investigates a thread he's long been ignoring*
Data: "Captain, it appears to be a black hole."
Picard: "OH NOOOOOOooooooooooo....*spaghettification and redshift*!"
So loud.... Why is every one screaming at each other?
:floats a mug of ale to himself:
WE'RE NOT SHOUTING, FOOLISH HUMAN!
Exactly what ape-Grodd said
WHO IS YELLING!!!! I'LL TELL THEM TO BE QUIET!!!!
Gorilla Grodd wrote: WE'RE NOT SHOUTING, FOOLISH HUMAN! MONKEY!!!! MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY!!!!
No. Gorillas are apes, not monkeys. I highly recommend you apologize before Grodd crushes your head like a rotten melon.
It's like suggesting jesters are just clowns...sheesh
I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote: No. Gorillas are apes, not monkeys. I highly recommend you apologize before Grodd crushes your head like a rotten melon. *scratches head*.....so what you're saying is monkey wants a nanner?
I HATE BANANAS!!!
*Crushes the foolish troll's head in a fit of primal rage.*
IHIYC did warn you!
But nothing could prepare you or my winning.
Dang it I'm dead again!!!
:casts resurrection on troll:
STAY AWAY FROM MY GOATS!!!!!
*fireball to the face*
Stay down....
Psst troll, come hide in the lava with me.... Oh wait....
I'll wait here. With the win.
CANNONBALL!!!! *jumps in the thick red water with Molten Dragon* HOT! HOT! HOT!!!
The win was strolling through the park one day, in the very merry month of May; it was taken by surprise by a pair of roguish eyes, and in that moment I caught it with an electromagnet and carried it off! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*drags charred carcass out of what he now knows is lava* This game is hard.
Nah. You just have to put the right spin on it. Watch this:
:wins:
See? Easy-peasy!
*starts spinning* Like this?
I didn't need to - there's a secret passageway in the library!
It was I'm Hiding in Your Closet in the library with the Waterhammer!!! I WIN!!!!!
:chews on some trail mix:
This tastes pretty good!
That was for the foolish troll, not you foolish girly face.
GORILLA GRODD IS NOT A MONKEY!!! DO NOT GIVE HIM NANNERS!!!
Good, you're learning. You get a Trollhouse cookie!
give all the nanners to IHIYC for losing
COOOOOOOKIES!
:glomps IHIYC:
Longlegs crazy, cookies no good. HALFLING TOES good!
Trust a goblin of all the flight, slimy, disgusting creatures to like toes and not cookies.
I meant filthy, not flight.
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Dunno bout halfling toes but burritos are good.
:sits in sumptuous study, reading a book:
:looks up, smiling:
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you there! I was busy winning.
I'M BUSY EATING YOUR GOATS!!!
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I'm busy Hiding In Your Closet!
I'm busy doing something too...oh yeah, winning.
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