A paladin could go to a strip club so long as the strippers had tassels over their nipples. If he saw nipples, he would be committing an evil act, as we all know that nipples are evil and the work of the devil.Hmmm, a gish stripper dual-wielding +3 vorpal nipple tassels of wallet-emptying...[Blink, Blink]
What in the Nine Hells have I been missing here since I've been gone...?
;P
DEV!! Welcome back studly.
If you think this thread is a winner check out some of the others.
Yes, why yes they can, as long as their some very beautiful angels there. Las Vegas has acceptable moral standards.
Awe come on name him JJ and have a crazed chubby halfling squire named Victor. Victor would occasionally where a mask and cape and he looks just like Dom DeLuise.Would victor take levels in Alchemist, so he could become Captain Chaos?
Naw, I'll stick with the "My Name is Earl" strip club paladin approach.
Ahh come on! yes he would have alchemy to keep "normal" and not be Keptian chaotic.
If you think this thread is a winner check out some of the others.
You have a very unconventional definition of "winner." :)
And welcome back, Dev!
A paladin could go to a strip club so long as the strippers had tassels over their nipples. If he saw nipples, he would be committing an evil act, as we all know that nipples are evil and the work of the devil.Hmmm, a gish stripper dual-wielding +3 vorpal nipple tassels of wallet-emptying...[Blink, Blink]
What in the Nine Hells have I been missing here since I've been gone...?
;P
DEV!! Welcome back studly.
If you think this thread is a winner check out some of the others.
Thank you, sir. :)
My free time's not like it once was, but I guess I need to poke around and start posting again. 'Tis been a very busy summer indeed in my corner of the multiverse....anywhoo, I hope all is well on your side!If you think this thread is a winner check out some of the others.You have a very unconventional definition of "winner." :)
And welcome back, Dev!
Thank you kindly, Sweets! (^-^)
I guess I have a lot of work ahead of me if I want to get a place on your FaWTL Horde list, neh? Time to go post something in the thread again, methinks... ;P
How bout a lap dance?
If he is on a quest, and such action will further his mission, then yes; but once the mission is complete he will have to go to confessions, and perform cleansing rituals.
Otherwise, no.
A paladin could go to a strip club so long as the strippers had tassels over their nipples. If he saw nipples, he would be committing an evil act, as we all know that nipples are evil and the work of the devil.Hmmm, a gish stripper dual-wielding +3 vorpal nipple tassels of wallet-emptying...[Blink, Blink]
What in the Nine Hells have I been missing here since I've been gone...?
;P
Hey I thought I smelt fresh-baked cookies!
Welcome back and felicitations on your nuptuals!
<Strolls into thread and immediately begins to disrobe...>
...And welcome back, Dev!Thank you kindly, Sweets! (^-^)
I guess I have a lot of work ahead of me if I want to get a place on your FaWTL Horde list, neh? Time to go post something in the thread again, methinks... ;P
Sorry, I thought you were more of a Jack than a FaWTLy. Fixed now. :)
<Strolls into thread and immediately begins to disrobe...>
*pulls up a chair, crosses legs and smiles*
Do continue, dah-ling...
Has anyone seen my cousin sock? He was around here earlier, but I think he's in disguise and hiding.
Has anyone seen my cousin sock? He was around here earlier, but I think he's in disguise and hiding.
I think I last saw your cousin being worn by a sweaty Anthony Kiedis.
<Strolls into thread and immediately begins to disrobe...>
::contemplates where to stick the coins::
I think I last saw your cousin being worn by a sweaty Anthony Kiedis.Has anyone seen my cousin sock? He was around here earlier, but I think he's in disguise and hiding.
*giggle* More like "violated", wouldn't you say?
The paladin would doubtlessly have entered the strip club to perform charitable works and minister to the people working there. Filled with sympathy for the unfortunate, he would distribute donations to help support unwed mothers and orphans, lest they be forced into a life of sin and degradation.
How could that be evil?
Sorry, I thought you were more of a Jack than a FaWTLy. Fixed now. :)...And welcome back, Dev!Thank you kindly, Sweets! (^-^)
I guess I have a lot of work ahead of me if I want to get a place on your FaWTL Horde list, neh? Time to go post something in the thread again, methinks... ;P
Well I am a multi-talented Jack, after all ;D
<Strolls into thread and immediately begins to disrobe...>*pulls up a chair, crosses legs and smiles*
Do continue, dah-ling...
Wait a minute...when did I get an impersonator? And why in the Nine Hells is he...nevermind. Walking away now.... ;P
<Strolls into thread and immediately begins to disrobe...>::contemplates where to stick the coins::
:: stitting one table over from mistress::
"If I may, lovely lady. Please observe."
::takes out silver coin, calls paladin over, reaches around and places silver coin between paladins asscheeks::
::Looks back at mistress::
"The trick is to place it between and never use copper, thats cheap and golds just pretentious."
<Bolstered by the vocal and monetary encouragement, he finishes disrobing before breaking into an amazing pole dancing routine you would swear is well rehearsed.>
No.
If he is on a quest, and such action will further his mission, then yes; but once the mission is complete he will have to go to confessions, and perform cleansing rituals.
You can get your rituals cleansed right there... for a small fee.
<Bolstered by the vocal and monetary encouragement, he finishes disrobing before breaking into an amazing pole dancing routine you would swear is well rehearsed.>
I'd swear that's well rehearsed...
::holds up a gold piece:: If you can hold onto this all through your routine then it's yours. If not then you have to give it back...
::to Herr Tindall:: It may be pretentious but a silver piece is too small to be entertaining.
<Bolstered by the vocal and monetary encouragement, he finishes disrobing before breaking into an amazing pole dancing routine you would swear is well rehearsed.>I'd swear that's well rehearsed...
::holds up a gold piece:: If you can hold onto this all through your routine then it's yours. If not then you have to give it back...
::to Herr Tindall:: It may be pretentious but a silver piece is too small to be entertaining.
Well I can see that you no longer worried about pretense so therefor neither shall I be.
:: whistles to the stipping paladin:: here boy, here come and get the nice gold peice.
:: to nebulous mistress:: Do you happen to know if thye allow a full veiwing in this town or can the dancers only strip to their small clothes.
<Bolstered by the vocal and monetary encouragement, he finishes disrobing before breaking into an amazing pole dancing routine you would swear is well rehearsed.>Do you happen to know if thye allow a full veiwing in this town or can the dancers only strip to their small clothes.
I believe it's customary to heckle them into removing their small clothes.
I believe it's customary to heckle them into removing their small clothes.<Bolstered by the vocal and monetary encouragement, he finishes disrobing before breaking into an amazing pole dancing routine you would swear is well rehearsed.>Do you happen to know if thye allow a full veiwing in this town or can the dancers only strip to their small clothes.
NO They stay ON!!
<As he gyrates around the pole, none of the strategically placed coins hit the floor....>
<As he gyrates around the pole, none of the strategically placed coins hit the floor....>
::To Nebulous Mistress:: This one is very talented, I think your right he's worth the gold.
Out of curiosity CJ is that town ordenance, a bar rule or a personal prefrence about the removal of small clothes when performing a erotic dance?
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...my friend is a Greyhawk fanatic, and in all of his games the church of Hieronious was like a frat house, paladins getting drunk and wenching it up was the norm. It caught on, and so now if anyone in the group runs a Greyhawk campaign the frat paladins always make an entrance, usually carrying kegs and burping.
This thread just reminded me of that.
<As he gyrates around the pole, none of the strategically placed coins hit the floor....>::To Nebulous Mistress:: This one is very talented, I think your right he's worth the gold.
Out of curiosity CJ is that town ordnance, a bar rule or a personal preference about the removal of small clothes when performing a erotic dance?
Yes.
:PI just do not have enough brain bleach.
They allow full disclosure here.
<As he gyrates around the pole, none of the strategically placed coins hit the floor....>::To Nebulous Mistress:: This one is very talented, I think your right he's worth the gold.
Out of curiosity CJ is that town ordenance, a bar rule or a personal prefrence about the removal of small clothes when performing a erotic dance?
((sorry I'm late))
Oh yes, very talented.
I would not miss it if he did not remove his small clothes, he's already providing a fair view of the best places. Having no little straps in the way would improve upon it though...
I believe their rules of full disclosure do prevent us from verbal vulgarities but do not prevent us from much more. Lucky then this is such a lawful establishment, to allow paladins...