Spilled a drink you say?!
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<sneaks into thread and stands in a shadowy corner near the back wall>
<As he gyrates around the pole, none of the strategically placed coins hit the floor....>
<Bolstered by the vocal and monetary encouragement, he finishes disrobing before breaking into an amazing pole dancing routine you would swear is well rehearsed.>
<Strolls into thread, wearing no pants and carrying a bottle of Bick 4 leather conditioner...>
<Strolls into thread and immediately begins to disrobe...>
<Strolls into thread and writes his own name and number to call on the outhouse wall.>
<Strolls into thread, notices brown thing floating in the pool, reaches down, picks it up and takes a bite. Throws it back in disgust after realizing it is only a candy bar.>
*Strolls though thread...*
*strolls through thread* |