Ruick is banned for being pro-beard.
Magic is banned for using card suits in his forum name.
Ruick is banned for looking like the archetypal grand magus.
Quiche lisp is banned for being so....frowny...also for having poofy cheeks.
I have NOT !
You're banned for taunting the Gnome.
Quice Lisp is banned for being so easy to taunt.
Burning Straw Man is banned for his volatile temper.
Quiche Lisp is banned for back to back to back responses. Let someone else have a turn. ;)
The ♣♠Magic♦♥ is banned for having the suits in the wrong order.
Old Doc Flumph is banned for hovering in a no fly zone!
Wolfy is banned because I didn't know there was a right order for the suits of cards.
Banned for dabbling in politics. That's a lawyer's job.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for failing to realize that The Law has already specified whoever above you is banned and it is therefore quite clear.
rashly5 is banned for inadvertently invoking me.
*GRAB* GOTCHA!
The CLAW is banned for inappropriate conduct with a panda bear!
AbsolutGrndZer0 is banned for failing 3 Knowledge checks in a row: not recognizing a tanuki, not knowing pandas aren't bears, and not knowing that you CANNOT STOP THE CLAAAAWWW!!! *GRAB*
The CLAW is banned for grabbing someone else when he's already grabbing me!
rashly5 is banned for apparently being unable to count. *SQUEEZE*
Slaps the claw on his clawing hands
Banned. And you know why.
Esmerelda is banned for being a killjoy.
Magic is banned for calling me by my sister's middle name.
WONDERFUL APD is banned for running in slow motion
TB-SH is banned for being made of felt.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for obstruction of justice.
rashly 5 is banned for always having that same surprised look on his face.
Angry Little Guy is banned for not being Joyful Big Woman.
lucky is banned for leprechaun impersonations.
♣♠Magic♦♥ is banned in the name of the moon!
The joker is banned because I'm a He!
He-man is banned for being a magic jo(c)k(e).
Quisp is banned for joking about such serious subject matter
I'm Hiding in Your Closet is banned for trying (poorly) to emulate my taste in clothes.
IHIYC is banned because, sadly, it is.
Calvin Teh Porpoise is banned because on this day I become a DM!!!1!!
Magic is banned in celebration of him becoming a Dungeon Master 1 !
Quiche Lisp is banned for excessive head nudity.
Aeolar is banned for having three consecutive vowels in his name.
hobbsdadolfin is banned for having three consecutive consonants in his name.
Mario With a Leaf is banned because it's 4 consonants, not just 3.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned because, technically, apostrophes aren't letters. Neither are spaces.