Jack B. Kwikk, Esq.'s page

I see high cholesterol and obesity are alive and well on this thread.

lucky7 should not rule this city because he use THAC0 as a legal brief.

I've posted, skipped over a gnome summoner, and succeeded for the win.

Again with the dots. It's like your laying marbles on the floor or something.

Anyways, a hazard easiler circumvented for the win.

No, I'm number one and two for the win.

No, I winning. the judge says so.

I assume each of you need a bankruptcy attorney.

I swing in and take it for the win. Why? Because I'm quick.

Banned for dabbling in politics. That's a lawyer's job.

I am not responsible for the content of this thread, just saying.

Un-Callous Jack, wrote:

General J. Debauchery wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Hungry Jack wrote:

Hungry Jack® agrees.

So do I.

Me too.

As do I.

Excuse me?

I'm here to defend this Jack's legal rights as a jack.

Every cult and self-styled prophet needs a lawyer. I'm here to offer my services and just to make sure every "I" in dotted and every "T" is crossed.

Mind you, I'm not a rules lawyer.

Aberzombie wrote:

Hungry Jack® is sure he has some somewhere.

Agh! Zombie Alert!

Break out the machetes!

Here you are. The right to bear arms is guaranteed by the constitution.

I hope you have a permit to use gas.

Jack B. Kwikk, Esq. wrote:

Hungry Jack wrote:

Jack B. Kwikk, Esq. wrote:

Hungry Jack wrote:

Hungry Jack®! YUM!

You better have your trademarks in order. I'm a lawyer you know.

Hungry Jack® also knows a very good recipe for Lawyer Pot Pie.

Better have real lawyers in it. I'm a food critic too.

Wow, evil AND useless.

It's a sad truth. Lawyers eat there own kind.

Jack B. Kwikk, Esq. wrote:

Hungry Jack wrote:

Hungry Jack®! YUM!

You better have your trademarks in order. I'm a lawyer you know.

Hungry Jack® also knows a very good recipe for Lawyer Pot Pie.

Better have real lawyers in it. I'm a food critic too.

Hungry Jack®! YUM!

You better have your trademarks in order. I'm a lawyer you know.

I wonder if I could get a couple of Jacks to play in the shark exhibit at the Shedd Aquarium next year.....?

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Yea Roy, you clean up your grammar too.

Lets start this off shall we?

01. This simple locket appears to be no more than any other keepsake. Hand-crafted from fine gold and adorned with a similar golden chain. It radius no hint or evil or magic until it is opened. Inside is a lithographic or etched likeness of the lich as if it were in his or her human life. The locket begins to fill with blood, a symbol of all the atrocious it committed in its long existence.

:::Walks by, sprinkles fish food into the fish bowl:::

*BEEP*

As you wish sir!

Mixes up three more Flesh Ripplers and lays them out one, two, three in front of the Dalesman. Places a bowl of roasted peanuts nearby

Looking at Acme Droid, he says, "hey, do you know the Cult of the Angry Jack is and can I get directions?"

Navaar Jack wrote:

A young sun elf approaches Alaina and asks, "My Lady. I am looking for Lynora-Jill. Mayhap you've seen her and The Cult of the Angry Jacks?

Alaina turns to the newcomer.

I think they decided to rest at their clubhouse! She yells over the music

What?! I can't hear you over the speakers. OOh never mind....

He grumbles.

He spots Acme and proceeds towards the serving droid.

After a vigorous workout, Alaina directs her robot friends and her new waitstaff of young Tiefling and Aasimar waitress/altargirls to ready for the evening's entertainment. She disappears into her suite for a bit, rousting the large red-haired barbarian Fafhrd from her bed and sending him packing.

A few hours later she primps in front of the mirror, taking in the plunging neckline of her new purple Versace gown. Adding a few trinkets and attaching the ruby she had originaly purposed to hold Lord Heathansson's energy to a chain on her neck, she slips on some Isabella Zocchi pumps and descends to meet her guests.

A young sun elf approaches Alaina and asks, "My Lady. I am looking for Lynora-Jill. Mayhap you've seen her and The Cult of the Angry Jacks?

Slipping through the Grove of the Ancients, Navaar Jack proceeds unbarred by the Eighth Runelord. But in his stealthy haste, Navaar Jack drops several acorns. One day, the seeds will take root in this ancient grove and it will be strong again.

Davaar, seek out Lynora-Jill in the Cult of the Angry Jacks. Find her and warn her of the danger that lies ahead. I charge you to defend her from the gathering storm.

Donning the last of his gear, the sun elf shealths his sword and replies to the sky.

"So be it my master. No evil shall harm her, no storm shall rain on her parade. This I swear."

He sets off to find the Cult of the Angry Jacks