BANNED!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

gran is banned because his mom gave me mono.

[gran rey de los mono]

Spanky the Leprechaun is banned for confusing mono with mono.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

gran is banned for confusing the fact that I don't care with an erroneous idea that I do.

[gran rey de los stereo]

Spanky the Leprechaun is banned for being confusing.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

gran is banned, because, read my lips:

[Marthian]

Spanky is banned for confusing diseases with sound systems.

[Mark Hoover]

Marthian is banned for contributing to the delinquancy of a minor fey

[gran rey de los mono]

Mark Hoover is banned because Spanky is the definition of a delinquent fey, minor or otherwise.

[Mark Hoover]

GRDLM is banned because he attempted to define Spanky - he is inexplicable.

[gran rey de los mono]

Mark Hoover is banned because I always considered Spanky more ineffable than inexplicable.

[DJ-Bogie]

Gran is banned because he needs to go back to work.

[Marthian]

DJ-Bogie is banned for being a hypocrite.

[gran rey de los mono]

Marthian is banned because Bogie is a hyperbola.

And I am at work.

[DJEternalDarkness]

gran rey de los mono is banned because I too am at work.

[Midnight_Angel]

DJEternalDarkness is banned for visiting this forum while at work.

[Mark Hoover]

Midnight Angel is banned for never doing an honest day's work in her life. Dishonest work all the time? Sure, but honest...not so much.

[Hacksaw Jim Duggan]

Mark Hoover is banned for thinking himself the judge of honesty.

HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Kat's Eye]

Hacksaw is banned fro trying to impersonate an owl.

Now I am hungry.

[Madclaw]

Kat's Eye is banned for being ironic.

[Mark Hoover]

Madclaw is banned for being neither mad nor a fictional villain from marvel comics with a sonic gun for an arm

[Inkwell]

Hoover is banned for not being a dam.

[Charles Scholz]

Inkwell is banned for that awful pun. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot]

Charles Scholz is banned for losing an "I Got Your Nose" game with Voldemort.

[Marthian]

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

Charles Scholz is banned for losing an "I Got Your Nose" game with Voldemort.

Demi-Lich is banned because darnit, you just don't play "I got your nose" with Voldemort, or he'll go Avada Kedavra all over your face. And if you do, well... ... ... How's the afterlife?

[YAAR! I BE A PIRATE!]

YAAR, Marthian be banned because those still in a pre-afterlife state o' being cannae know about ta afterlife.

[Mark Hoover]

YIBAP is banned for his terrible accent

[DJ-Bogie]

Mark is banned for trying to suppress Gran's rolplaying. DUDE, he needs the practice. Let him play his little characters.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

DJ-Bogie is banned for encouraging me.

[Signore di Fortuna]

GRDLSS is banned for having indistinct aliases. Geez, get an avatar for some of them already! There will never be a vanaran avatar!

[Midnight_Angel]

gran rey is banned for setting up too many loudspeakers.

Oh, and Signore di Fortuna is banned for unsolicited ninja'ing.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

Midnight_Angel is banned because there is no such thing as too many loudspeakers.

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW???

[DJ-Bogie]

Gran is banned for to much feedback.

[Charles Scholz]

DJ-Bogie is banned for giving out food then demanding it back.

[The Elusive Trout]

Charles is banned for being a terrible bowler.

[Charles Scholz]

The Trout is banned for spying on me.

[Signore di Fortuna]

Charles Scholz is banned for posting the videos on YouTube and calling it "spying" on him.

[gran rey de los mono]

Signore di Fortuna is banned for watching YouTube videos at work.

[Signore di Fortuna]

gran rey de los mono is banned for banning me on my day off.

[Charles Scholz]

SdF is banned for playing hookie. ;{

[gran rey de los surround sound]

Charles Scholz is banned for misspelling "hockey".

[Mark Hoover]

Gran Rey is banned for not being Dolby

[Signore di Fortuna]

Hoover is banned for making vague references to 80's music.

[J1000 Whedonator]

{1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14... makes Reflex save} Bib di Fortuna is banned for attempting to blind me with science!

[DJ-Bogie]

J1000 is banned for being so jealous of Fortuna that even his eyes are green.

[gran rey de los stereo]

DJ-Bogie is banned for prescribing J1000 green contact lenses.

[Midnight_Angel]

gran rey is banned for turning up his stereo at 5 AM.
(At least, it was 5AM here when you posted)

[The Mad Badger]

Midnight Angel is banned for being a curmudgeon

[Kat's Eye]

Mad Badger is banned for staying away so long.

[Mark Hoover]

Kat's Eye is banned for being the best marble

[Walter Sobchak]

Mark Hoover is banned for suspicion of being a nihilist.