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Hell, I can get you a finger by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

I'm avoiding FaWtL mostly during the day because if I don't someone could lose a finger.

You want a toe finger? I can get you a finger, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

I'm not gonna vote this election because I don't like the candidates.

When they count up the votes in my state they're gonna be like, "hey, where's Spastic Puma's vote? He's a pretty smart guy. Why didn't he vote?" And the other guy's gonna be like "Didn't you check Facebook? He thinks both candidates are dumb because they don't match his impossibly liberal tastes". And then Trump and Hilary and the party leaders are gonna be like "What have we done?" and impeach themselves. Then the whole country will unite and from the ashes will rise the perfect political demigod -- like a phoenix born from apathy and disdain for incrementalism. Then everyone will know that being right and having the most correct worldview is much more important then stopping the most ludicrously destructive incarnation of beta carotene this nation has ever seen.

Absurdists! F!ck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of the Democratic Party, Dude, at least it's an ethos. ;)

Aranna wrote:

It might be fun to do this and then join a convent so people don't freak out as much when I start restoring the dead back to life and healing even the worst injuries with a touch and a prayer.

Perhaps I should explain this more.

It isn't being a lich that interests me in this deal it's the 11th level spell casting. I can select Cleric as my class. Clerics receive their power directly from a god. I would select Jesus as my God. I would be working miracles(spells) granted to me by Jesus. I would be closer to God by taking this deal.

These days there's too many regulatory hoops to jump through to do the whole "martyred by lions" thing. And PETA, ugh. But do you want a cross? I can get you a cross, believe me. There are ways, Dudette. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

Hell, I can get you a cross by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with polished nails.

Walter Sobchak wrote:

Savith wrote:

Oh! I know where you can get a head *mutter*of the Judgement line*mutter*! Right through this portal!

You want a head? I can get you a head, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

Yeah, but Walter...

Hell, I can get you a head by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with chronic halitoses. These f$+#ing amateurs...

Oh! I know where you can get a head *mutter*of the Judgement line*mutter*! Right through this portal!

You want a head? I can get you a head, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

I thought he weren't supposed to talk about Forbidden Fighting Club?

Mark Hoover is banned for suspicion of being a nihilist.

Elementally Curious

He posts as one or the other just enough to keep up the AKA

That is a logical, plausible, and entirely reasonable explanation. Therefore, I must immediately reject it.

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He actually posts as TOZ when sending an steganographic report back to his mugwump masters in the Interzone. You can only read the message after a fresh snort of bugpowder, though.

Ziggy Fiend is banned because his comic strip hasn't been funny for years.

And Geistslinger is banned for ninja'n me. You freaking nihlist!

Spanky is banned for winning 1st Place in the Jack Elam look-alike contest.

Gruumash . wrote:

Aren't you immortal too Anklebiter? I heard a rumor about that.

It is true. The Anklebiter abides.

Dude?

Darth Knight wrote:

Sorry man, yeah I have had enough, gone from slightly weird and funny to just off. I will hence forward not respond to any of the craziness. I think someone is just off their meds, or needs to be on some.

Don't let it bother you. See, he talks like he is outside of the cube, and everybody gets nervous. But the truth is, he's escaped the cube inside of the cube. No worries.

No, Darth, this Leafar is a nihilist; there's nothing to be afraid of.