BANNED!

[gran rey de los mono]

I am in a good mood after watching the first episode of JourneyQuest Season 2, so Walter Sobchak is not banned.

Hold on, yes he is. Walter Sobchak is banned because banning puts me in an even better mood.

[DJ-Bogie]

Gran is banned to make me feel better.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

DJ-Bogie is banned for feeling.

[DJEternalDarkness]

Gran rey de los surround sound is banned for letting me be the 5000 banner

[Midnight_Angel]

DJEternalDarkness is banned for thinking that the number 5000 is anything special.

[gran rey de los everything]

Midnight_Angel is banned for not letting DJEternalDarkness have one little ray of sunshine in his life.

[DJEternalDarkness]

gran rey de los everything is banned for implying I would like a little ray of sunshine. Gimme li'l moonshine!

[gran rey de los surround sound]

DJEternalDarkness is banned because while moonshining is a common activity among some of my relatives, I do not participate and can therefore not give him any.

[Charles Scholz]

gran surround is banned for being a tea totaler.

[Midnight_Angel]

Charles Scholz is banned for telling on gran rey.

[Quiche Lisp]

Midnight Angel is banned because it's not midnight here: begone, ill timed celestial beastie !

[Charles Scholz]

Quiche is banned because he has a egg eating impediment.

[DJ-Bogie]

Charles is banned because real men don't ban quiche. (they don't eat that crap either!)

[gran rey de los stereo]

DJ-Bogie is banned for paraphrasing Ernest.

[AlexTrebek]

gran rey de los vern is banned for recognizing an Ernest quote on sight.

[DJ-Bogie]

Alex is banned for banning Gran, that's my job!

[gran rey de los everything]

DJ-Bogie is banned (and possibly fired) for not doing his job.

[DJEternalDarkness]

gran rey de los everything is banned for firing DJ-Bogie. DJs of the world Unite to Take over!

[Midnight_Angel]

DJEternalDarkness is banned for trying to incite a revolution.

[gran rey de los everything]

DJEternalDarkness is banned for inciting rebellion.

[Mark Hoover]

Gran Rey is banned for repitition

[DJEternalDarkness]

Mark Hoover is banned for not realizing that the proper way to show the humor of that would have been to post his ban twice.

[Signore di Fortuna]

DJEternalDarkness is banned for attempting to be the authority on humor.

[Charles Scholz]

DJED is banned for wanting the vaccuum to post twice, once was more than enough. ;0

[The Mad Badger]

Charles Scholz is banned for being too slow and letting sweating pizza guy to beat him to the punch.

[gran rey de los stereo]

The Mad Badger is banned for serving punch with pizza.

[Jack J. Jackson, Beer Delivery]

gran rey de los koolaid is banned for crashing through the wall yelling "Oh YEAH!" and serving sugary beverages to an already hyperactive Mad Badger.

[gran rey de los mono]

Jack J. Jackson, Beer Delivery is banned for confusing me with someone else.

[Midnight_Angel]

gran rey is banned for using WAY too many aliases.

[YAAR! I BE A PIRATE!]

YAAR, th' Angel o' Midnight be hereby banned fer nay usin' enough aliases.

[Signore di Fortuna]

YIBAP is banned for having such a long name that I had to resort to an acronym.

[Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom]

Herr di Fortuna is banned for being hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic.

[DJ-Bogie]

Microwave, (can I call you Kenmore?) is banned for misspelling hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobic.

[gran rey de los bacon]

DJ-Bogie is banned for using multisyllabics.

[Signore di Fortuna]

GRDLB and his subsidiaries GRDLM, GRDLN, GRDLSS, GRDLS, GRDLE, YIBAP, AD, FT, HJD, IMW, LTAD, MS, Mrgh., TS, and WoL are all banned for not complying with federal tax laws.

[gran rey de los mono]

Signore di Fortuna is banned for working for the IRS.

[Midnight_Angel]

gran rey is banned for (wrongly) assuming Signore di Fortuna to be working... at all.

[Amadeo]

Midnight Angel is banned for making unsubstianted allegations about my client (and you owe me 10K Frumphilica Unit for defending you, Gran Rey de Los Mono. Ho, and for God's sake, go find a proper avatar ! Juries don't respond well to non avatar patronymes).

[Lemure Cream Pie]

Day, day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day-o
Amadeo is banned and me wan' go home

[gran rey de los everything]

Lemure Cream Pie is banned for singing instead of going home.

[zylphryx]

gran rey de los everything is banned for thinking Lemure Cream Pie has a home.

[DJ-Bogie]

Gran is banned for being an Idol Judge.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

zylphryx is banned for accusing me of thinking.
DJ-Bogie is banned for misspelling "Idle".

[DJ-Bogie]

Gran is banned for not giving me crap about Zylphryx ninjaing me.

[gran rey de los stereo]

DJ-Bogie is banned for expecting me to give a carp.

[Marthian]

gran is banned for not giving a carp. Give a carp, take a carp. Come on, man, it's just a fish!

[Midnight_Angel]

gran rey is banned for carp crapping.

[Quiche Lisp]

Midnight Angel is banned for banning out of order.

[Mater Slaad]

Quiche Lisp is banned for attempting to impose order on this chaotic world we live in.

[Prankster]

Mater Slaad is banned for eating my Master Salad mmmmm...master salad...