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Just be cause you think moldy cheese is a gift doesn't mean I agree.
The next poster can neither agree nor disagree about anything.
Sitting on the fence gives me a pain in the tuckus.
The next poster wants the new iPhone.
Well yes of course! Any phone that gets me messages from him will do actually.
Next poster likes to be out in the rain.
For I am the god of Australia! (And yes I'm very, very evil ;-). No, seriously, I'd love to go there.)
Next poster is thankful to Lucky 7 as well.
How else am I to get my daily allotment of mirth when others fail.
The next poster is eternally happy.
With which I have no problem; I'll make do with Jethro Tull.
The next poster has issues with the weather.
Ohhh anti-cyclones, what's happened to us? We never talk any more!
The next poster has noticed Calistria's forgotten to close her bedroom curtains
My, what a lovely sight I've been set upon...
The next poster owes me a drink.
When I told you I'd buy you a drink if you snuck into Calistria's home, I never thought you would, but...
The next poster has an itch.
And nothing to scratch it with.
The next poster will be happy to help me out.
Certainly! Just sign here... And here... I mean, it's not as if you were using that soul...
The next poster has spotted a loophole.
I needed something to do on weekends.
The next poster fears Fridays.
Fire Elemental bobble heads are all the rage, but I think I am going to sell it on Ebay.
The next poster thought they got an awesome deal online, but....
But now I have nowhere to put a hundred thousand VERY CHEAP left rubber boots.
The next poster has a suggestion!!!
No, no. It's just the way I'm sitting.
The next poster has done something astonishing in gouache.
Am astonishing wall in gouache, but no one seem to notice its brilliance, they all think it's just a wall..
Next poster is part of the crazy 88.
Sshhh! they weren't supposed to know!
The next poster is being gleefully cryptic about their nefarious plans.
Yes,I am!
Next poster knows what I became because of last post.
I do, but not telling. Least not for free.
The next poster has a cunning plan!
It involves a dog, a badger, 5 rhesus monkies and 10 tons of catnip....
The next poster hit it big in Vegas.
Yeah, but you'll never guess why.. I'm sickly scared of slots. You never know when someone starts screaming like hell. It's so frightening.
The next poster is going to tell us his/her weirdest fear.
Running out of catnip. The idea just freaks me right out.
The next poster is going to wow us all with his/her sheer awesomeness.
I'll do in a little moment. When I'm sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.
Next poster is planning a bloody war.
I'm not very happy about it, but my vampire boyfriend didn't seem to mind.
The next poster has great teeth.
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But my dentist refuses to see me!
The next poster forgot their birthday.
And they let me know, too. All 15 of them. From inside my head.
The next poster is going shoe shopping with one of the Old Ones.
That was the plan, but they cancelled the trip because the stars weren't right yet.
The next poster seems to be staring at me for some reason...
Good, your eysight is 20/20.
The next poster wears a monocle.
But not in my eye...
The next poster wishes to announce a New Dawn for artichokes.
Yeah, but I got kicked out...
Next poster knows how to party!
Haul out the 'nip and the tuna, and we're all set!
The next poster knows where I left my car keys.
Dammit! I KNEW I had seen that VCR somewhere before!
The next poster has started an underground railway.
And, damn, is my back sore from digging.
The next poster didn't see it coming.
I was blinded by your train's headlight.
The next poster is a space cowboy.
Still, he's certain to win the gargling contest for District Attorney, so it's not all bad.
The next poster wants to be known as the Glam Rock Crusader.
Well, I have the hair, I have the political views... what's that? I need to be able to do music too? Crap.
The next poster has a chair that's suspiciously comfy.
Tigers, there will be a very big market for tigers.
The next poster can tell us why you should buy a tiger, and it's not as a pet.