**Yawn**
[MumbleMumble]
ZZZZZZZ
But only the fat jolly secular mall Santa, not the 4th century Saint Nicholas the Wonder worker...we separate Church and State in this government (mostly.)
The next poster will admit why they were not hired as an elf in President Claus's cabinet.
I was hired as a reindeer. Don't laugh, it's a job.
Next poster has a worse job than I do.
Someone has to clean up after the dang reindeer. Some of those critters have just awful diets. I've gone through three hazmat suits cleaning up after them.
The next poster will discover a winning raffle ticket for a prize they'd never want.
Honest guys, I'm Lawful Good. Why, I help little old ladies cross the street and feed starving animals. Bodies? What bodies? The ones buried in my yard? Um, well... oh, gotta go - there's some kids selling lemonade. I'll go help them out and buy a glass.
The next poster will discover a mysterious bottle at the beach.
Heads, I fight the Lich. Tails, I fight the Dracolich.
(flips coin)
Ok, best 2 out of 3.
(flips coin)
Ok, best 3 out of 5.
(flips coin)
Ok, best 4 out of 7.
The next poster will discover a cheap alternative fuel involving old dice, character sheets from characters who have died, and a third ingredient.
All these years of D&D have taught me something about having courage...time to start Wrastlin'
The next poster has a great concept for a WWE superstar.
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PAINDEXTER, the skinny kid with long stringy hair and an unkempt casual dinner suit who makes up for having no training, girth or muscle with his pointy bones, shrill voice, spidery hands, strong intuitive grasp of physics, indomitable will, and sheer vengeful sadistic streak built up from all those years of being kicked around by everyone else in high school, even the other nerds!
The next poster has a strange affinity for Popeye the Sailor-Man.
All the wonderful power at hand! With but a word I can wipe my enemies out of existence. With but a thought I can achieve wealth beyond measure. You know, maybe this isn't such a good thing. I think I'll go hide under my covers until it passes.
The next poster will discover what that strange mark on their chest really mans.
It's the sign of all my manliness of course! Luckily it's a very small mark. (Since I'm a girl.)
Next poster is designing a garden.
And now I've got the best dang pet on the block. And the best part is it loves to eat unwelcome visitors. Now if only I could get it to stop digging in my neighbor's flower bed.
The next poster will contract an unusual form of lycanthropy.
It already happened, I'm a werehuman, it's a nasty nasty form of lycanthropy.
Next poster has an itch he can't reach.
I didn't think it was possible for the back of one's eyeball to itch...
And it's driving me nuts!
The next poster will discover a cure for Little Skylark's lycanthropy that doesn't involve death.
And that's just part one, The early years....dragons live a long time and there is a lot of NPC's connection and possible adventure hooks to cover.
The next poster has a three word character backstory to share with us.
He is really a she.
The next poster will create the perfect backstory.
All I said was that anvil soup is best when slow-cooked in a cast-iron pot and served with warm cornbread on the side. How was I to know those savages preferred it cooked in an aluminum saucepan and served poured over cold gingerbread?
The next poster will get stuck in a revolving door.
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Yep, but I can't tell anyone just yet. I'm afraid of the trolls and flame wars that would result. But I will give you a hint. George Washington said these were a bad idea and I propose we get rid of them.
The next poster will discover a cheap and effective way to keep the streets free of snow, even during the heaviest of blizzards.
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Once you've dissolved America's political parties (lights flash, duck comes down, I get a cigar and Uncle Teddy gets Nickelodeon-slimed), you can glue Roger Ailes and Rush Limbaugh to the fronts of tractors and forever roll them around the streets, kind of Ixion-style, since those two in particular will no longer have any purpose to anchor their existences to.
The next poster will add 2 new verses to They Might Be Giants' signature hit, "Particle Man".
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Mythrildragon, Mythrildragon,
Shinny scales blind the Particle Man
Sharp claws rend the Particle Man
Mythrildragon,
Triangle man, triangle man
Dragon eats the triangle man
They have a fight, triangle dies
Mythrildragon
The next poster is secretly person man but wishes they were actually universe man.
You... you've discovered my deep, dark secret. Oh, the shame of it all! Yes, I am Person Man. Why, oh why, can't I be Universe Man? Oh, cruel irony! Oh, fickle fate!
The next poster will discover yet another use for dragon body parts.
I have big teeth, better to eat you with my dear.
The next poster thinks they are the star of an unusual nursery rhyme.
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"Uncle Teddy - The Sequel to Jack and Jill"
"Uncle Teddy fell in a well.
Uncle Teddy fell straight to..."
Hey, wait a minute. What sort of nursery rhyme is this? This isn't appropriate for children.
The next poster realizes they're having too much fun.
I have scales of the precious metal Mythral, yet I can fly...and exist even.
The next poster is a contestant on the Laugh - A - Lympics.
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your hair.
the next poster has discovered the secret to eternal life, but doesn't know what to do with it, as they are already immortal.
Yes, but I can't say, lest the douchebags, idiots, and fascists overhear and decide to seek it out anyway. Even if they can never get it they'll still be in everyone else's way.
The next person will make a successful remake of a television show from either the 60's, 70's or 80's that is beloved by both fans of the original and new fans.
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Corporate Offces won't return my phone calls anymore. But I still maintain Burgatron is a great addition to the team. A 200ft tall mechanical monstrosity fuelled by tears from misplaced Happy Meal toys and armed with McNugget cannon arms.
The next poster is unusually proud of that mysterious new smell.
Sorry
I
just
woke
up.
The next poster is hyper.
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