Sometimes having the most advanced technology is a disadvantage. When your stuck in an unfamiliar setting, with new and altered equipment that doesn't perform the way you expect things can go screwy with the roll of die. The only thing to do is pack up your field manuals and retreat to more familiar territory.
The next poster wants a new edition of something other than game.
What's up with that continent! They've got poisonous snake, poisonous spiders, poisonous reptiles lizards, kickboxing kangaroos, poisonous fish even the koala's have claws. And somehow they convinced me I really, really, really wanna go there... It's a conspiracy.
Next poster likes poisonous animals.
Lucky7 gets 62 points
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I just like to dance that way, so sue me.
The next poster is not a lawyer but will defend me.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet gets all the points (benefit of being a forum proclaimed deity.)
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The next poster was once an emperor of something so small nobody cared.
"Message for you Sir"
The next poster meant the message for someone else.
Don't knock it, they do real good in most environments.....well except Dagobah.
The next poster was playing in the same campaign, but our DM would only let them play an Ewok ranger.
How was I supposed to know that was his future girlfriend.
The next poster likes to swing from tree to tree.
It was great fun until he showed up with Red Citizen Test-R-Nuk.
The next poster thinks they are Green Citizen, but actually they are just covered in something.
poof!
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the next poster is going to run as far away from me as possible.
I can only get one post ahead of you, darn inter webs.
The next poster lives as a spider in the inter webs.
slowly trapping all the flies on 4chan.
the next poster happens to be one of those flies.
Shame I was allergic - I'm still coughing and itching.
The next poster forgot where they left it.
well, I know it is somewhere with in 5 light years of this exact point...
the next poster will help me find it.
Never ! In gnomish Luminous Kholkozland, the party splits you (in two ) !
The next poster knows the Big Hidden.
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Step 1: Find things that are secret (drug stashes, porn hidden under someone's bed, CIA dossiers, RSVP letters to somebody else's surprise party, Easter eggs, afikoman, game and music CDs containing "easter eggs", etc.)
Step 2: Put them in a blender and add stinky fish sauce and powdered mango.
Step 3: Blend.
Step 4: Flip a coin to determine whether to heat or chill.
Step 5: Based on outcome of coin-flip, heat or chill for 2 hours, then serve.
The next poster had a near-death experience in which they discovered an afterlife realm unknown to any religion, and will describe it.
Well, it started with dogs in tutus pulling sleds full of rabid goats and then....
...Oops, gotta go - there's some black helicopters flying overhead.
The next poster will reveal the secret to really great spaghetti sauce.
The next poster will share the story of how they lost a limb in the Cola Wars
It all began when I decided not to side with any of the big colas. Instead I chose to side with Sprecher (they make one awesome root beer). I was part of a platoon of fellow Sprecher fans, avoiding a patrol of Michael Jackson clones sent by Pepsi when we were spotted by the Coca-Cola polar bear. The beast charged us, bloodlust filling its cold eyes. I charged forward, willing to sacrifice myself so the others could escape. The bear's jaws closed upon my left arm. Everything went black.
I woke up in the hospital some time later, a stump where my left arm was. At least my platoon managed to escape and the bear was killed. Its head is mounted on a wall in my apartment.
The next poster had their memory modified by the Men In Black seven years ago but the process was faulty and now their memories are returning, causing them to question what is real and what is not.
Soooooo ....what your saying is Orcs are actually from Alpha Centauri and this flying carpet is really a land speeder and I am not a dragon but a figment of your imagination....HMMM I feel pretty real to me, and by the way my name is not Puff.
The next poster is less concerned about the Men in Black, they know the Men in Plaid are far more dangerous.
Men in Plaid?!?! Where, where? Oh please don't let them find me. I don't want to end up in "the comfy chair" again! It's not comfortable, at all. And the food they forced me to eat - it was just awful. Not to mention the horrible "music". And the worst part was, well, it's just too horrible to describe - it would give even Cthulu nightmares.
The next poster will write the ultimate Hollywood movie - loved by critics and fans alike. The movie is so awesome that all the big name actors, directors, and producers all offer to work on it for free, just for the chance to work on this masterpiece.
Edit: Dang you, Lucky7 and my slow Internet connection ;)
10 times faster means 10 times as many sappy cute kitten MEME's....AHAHAHAHAHA!
The next poster loves cats.
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The next poster makes unusual hairball art.
It's the best pinky toe I have ever had, no more falling down!
The next poster has an unusual toe.