Having found it in the best interest of the nation of Off-Topicia, we do hereby ordain and establish this senatorial body. Is there a motion from the floor?
I move that the President Pro Tempore be required to change that avatar to something less creepy.
I move that the President Pro Tempore be required to change that avatar to something less creepy.
Motion denied.
*slams gavel*
Moving on, does anyone else have a motion?
The Representative from Poodle House seconds the motion.
EDIT: Oops. Obviously, the Representative is too slow.
Therefore, the Representative from Poodle House moves for the addition of a new carpet for the assembly house.
The Representative from Poodle House seconds the motion.
The Senate recognizes the esteemed representative of the Poodles. You still owe us money.
You still owe us money.
The check has been sent via First Paizo Mail.
Noted, and congrats on your fluffy new hair. Does anyone else have a motion?
I move that the President Pro Tempore be required to change that avatar to something less creepy.Motion denied.
*slams gavel*
Moving on, does anyone else have a motion?
I move that the President Pro Tempore be required to change that avatar to something less creepy.Motion denied.
*slams gavel*
Moving on, does anyone else have a motion?
Hear hear! harrumph harrumph
I move that the President Pro Tempore be required to change that avatar to something less creepy.Motion denied.
*slams gavel*
Moving on, does anyone else have a motion?
Bailiffs, evict that bird!
The representative of the Heart Beat Challenged moves to add brainnnnsss to the cafeteria menu.
Seconded! I could use a bit more.
If I may, President.
There have been accusations of ethics violations by Ruffled Feathers. I move an investigation be launched immediately into these accusations. I do not see how, in good conscious, we can continue to provide a floor for Ruffled Feathers until we determine how corrupt he has become.
The motion carries. A committee will be put together to advise the cafeteria on any transitory processes in brain consumption.
If I may, President.
There have been accusations of ethics violations by Ruffled Feathers. I move an investigation be launched immediately into these accusations. I do not see how, in good conscious, we can continue to provide a floor for Ruffled Feathers until we determine how corrupt he has become.
All in favor?
Reads the Congressional Record and grumbles
All in favor?If I may, President.
There have been accusations of ethics violations by Ruffled Feathers. I move an investigation be launched immediately into these accusations. I do not see how, in good conscious, we can continue to provide a floor for Ruffled Feathers until we determine how corrupt he has become.
NAY!
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All in favor?If I may, President.
There have been accusations of ethics violations by Ruffled Feathers. I move an investigation be launched immediately into these accusations. I do not see how, in good conscious, we can continue to provide a floor for Ruffled Feathers until we determine how corrupt he has become.
Aye!
I move to be official paizo political commentator
NAY!All in favor?If I may, President.
There have been accusations of ethics violations by Ruffled Feathers. I move an investigation be launched immediately into these accusations. I do not see how, in good conscious, we can continue to provide a floor for Ruffled Feathers until we determine how corrupt he has become.
Voting to block an investigation against yourself seems…unethical. Hmmmm.
I move to be official paizo political commentator
Now Rush, we can't have an official political commentator. However, you may commentate all you'd like. Outside. Away from the floor. Preferably in another state.
Voting to block an investigation against yourself seems…unethical. Hmmmm.NAY!All in favor?If I may, President.
There have been accusations of ethics violations by Ruffled Feathers. I move an investigation be launched immediately into these accusations. I do not see how, in good conscious, we can continue to provide a floor for Ruffled Feathers until we determine how corrupt he has become.
Yarrrrr!
As leader of the Spewage Caucus, I move to.....
As leader of the Spewage Caucus, I move to.....
ewwwwwwww
As leader of the Spewage Caucus, I move to.....
The Senate recognizes the esteemed Senator from Barfington. Somebody get a bucket.
36:24:36
Nice.
I move to have more screaming teenage girls come see my movies
The Senate recognizes the esteemed Senator from Barfington. Somebody get a bucket.
Stars lapping up the vomit.
Never it let it be said the Poodle House party is afraid to roll up their fur and work alongside the 'little people'.
As a member of the Jacks, I ask that we be allowed to punt those who belong to Poodle House.
As leader of the Spewage Caucus, I move to.....The Senate recognizes the esteemed Senator from Barfington. Somebody get a bucket.
Do I have to do everything?
*drags off bird and returns with bucket*
Ew.
I move to be included and statted up in the pathfinder monster compendium.
The Senate recognizes the esteemed Senator from Barfington. Somebody get a bucket.Stars lapping up the vomit.
Never it let it be said the Poodle House party is afraid to roll up their fur and work alongside the 'little people'.
*pets poodle and offers breath mint*
As leader of the Spewage Caucus, I move to.....The Senate recognizes the esteemed Senator from Barfington. Somebody get a bucket.
My fellow Representatives,
I am both humbled and honored to be included in this August Body, and look forward to working with all of you in my endeavor to present a somewhat indelicate bodily function in a way that is both humorous and elucidative. Your encouragement, heedless of any resulting social awkwardness or negative judgment, brings no small measure of hope to me. I can only pray that I remain worthy of your sincere approbation, and I remain your most undeserving servant,
Vomit Guy
As a member of the Jacks, I ask that we be allowed to punt those who belong to Poodle House.
Seconded! Those damned dogs are always chasing away my birdies.
Punting is violation of Senate Rule #24.
All those in favor of ridding ourselves of rule #24: No punting or slush funds?
As leader of the Spewage Caucus, I move to.....The Senate recognizes the esteemed Senator from Barfington. Somebody get a bucket.My fellow Representatives,
I am both humbled and honored to be included in this August Body, and look forward to working with all of you in my endeavor to present a somewhat indelicate bodily function in a way that is both humorous and elucidative. Your encouragement, heedless of any resulting social awkwardness or negative judgment, brings no small measure of hope to me. I can only pray that I remain worthy of your sincere approbation, and I remain your most undeserving servant,
Vomit Guy
Hear, hear! golf claps and nods approvingly, then returns to checking iPhones
Punting is violation of Senate Rule #24.
All those in favor of ridding ourselves of rule #24: No punting or slush funds?
Aye!
Vomit Guy
You've come a long way, baby.
Hear, hear! golf claps and nods approvingly, then returns to checking iPhones
Twitter be damned!
*throws iPhone across senate*
Aye!Punting is violation of Senate Rule #24.
All those in favor of ridding ourselves of rule #24: No punting or slush funds?
Aye!Punting is violation of Senate Rule #24.
All those in favor of ridding ourselves of rule #24: No punting or slush funds?
Shhhhhhhhhhhh!
Those damned dogs are always chasing away my birdies.
I should like to point out we Poodles have become close allies with a 'special' relationship to the Peck Peck Peck party.
Shhhhhhhhhhhh!Aye!Punting is violation of Senate Rule #24.
All those in favor of ridding ourselves of rule #24: No punting or slush funds?
SHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
By Jove, it seems we're just in time.
Whoa dudes, can we like get a National Bong Day?
SHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Shhhhhhhhhhhh!Aye!Punting is violation of Senate Rule #24.
All those in favor of ridding ourselves of rule #24: No punting or slush funds?
We will have quiet!
*slams gavel loudly*
blogs furiously
Whoa dudes, can we like get a National Bong Day?
I can get behind that! Hope....Change.....