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*shakes finger*

Jocularity! Jocularity!

Treppa, Agent of C.H.A.O.S wrote:

MASH THEM ALL!

This has been my consistent strategy for video game play....some people get a bit annoyed when I do better than them when they knew what they were doing and I was just button mashing. I say this just means I have a good strategy. ;P

Strategery!

Hear hear!

debatedebatedebatedebate

Gasp! rumblemumblerumblemumble

President pro tempore wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Who said anything about humping?

Why, JRHM! I had no idea you enjoyed being the humpee.

The aide to the Jacks' representative would like to refer the poodle representative to video evidence to support that conclusion...providing you deliver the usual fee in advance.

The Senate recognizes the gorgeous junior senator from the Jacks.

*wolf howls and thumps leg*

Why thank you, sir. :)

*blows him a kiss*

Now, I would like to introduce a point of clarification. The proposed humping ban was intended to be a ban on poodle humping as a ban on ALL humping would be seriously detrimental to the Jills Gone Wild video franchise that is responsible for funding the vast majority of the Jacks' alcohol consumption.

Thank you for your time.

But... but.. the Jacks seconded the ban.

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

President pro tempore wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

President pro tempore wrote:

Ruffled Feathers wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Crazy Bird Lady wrote:

Those damned dogs are always chasing away my birdies.

I should like to point out we Poodles have become close allies with a 'special' relationship to the Peck Peck Peck party.

That reminds me... I move to BAN HUMPING!

Really? Does anyone second?

Seconded!

Alright then. The motion carries, we'll set a date to vote as January 31, 2011. In the mean time, please enjoy any senatorial debauchery you'd like...uh... within reason that is. I'm from Mizzurah, but I'd rather you not show me!

*texts: S3nd m3 p1x plz*

Mr. President, in order to enforce this edict I ask that all of the poodles of poodle house be castrated.

Now I can't go and do that! What do you think this is, Texas?

laughs and hoots, then returns to ogling interns

President pro tempore wrote:

Vomit Guy wrote:

As leader of the Spewage Caucus, I move to.....SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

The Senate recognizes the esteemed Senator from Barfington. Somebody get a bucket.

My fellow Representatives,

I am both humbled and honored to be included in this August Body, and look forward to working with all of you in my endeavor to present a somewhat indelicate bodily function in a way that is both humorous and elucidative. Your encouragement, heedless of any resulting social awkwardness or negative judgment, brings no small measure of hope to me. I can only pray that I remain worthy of your sincere approbation, and I remain your most undeserving servant,

Vomit Guy

Hear, hear! golf claps and nods approvingly, then returns to checking iPhones

As leader of the Spewage Caucus, I move to.....SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

ewwwwwwww

President pro tempore wrote:

Treppa wrote:

I move that the President Pro Tempore be required to change that avatar to something less creepy.

Motion denied.

*slams gavel*

Moving on, does anyone else have a motion?

The President of the Senate is suppressing opposing viewpoints! Partisanship has no place in this body!

Hear hear! harrumph harrumph