Edward Cullen's page

*sparkles*

There.

I said it.

But But But......

Celestial Healer wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I see that during my trip to HPB, CostCo, and the gas station, FAWTL has transfigured into the Poop Thread.

Not completely.

** spoiler omitted ** **

What you meant to say. ;)

O GOD NOOOO!!!!! I would never get near a womans ...... opening. Thats just wrong.

Yay someone left the door open for me.

Sharoth wrote:

taig wrote:

My post misappeared!

~quietly sneaks away with taig's post and leaves 9 screaming teenage girls in its place~

I know how to deal with this:

LOOK, OVER THERE, TWILIGHT ACTORS!!!

You called?

Sad Edward

Mac Boyce wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

lynora wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

So frakking bored. But tonight we get to go get the kids their Halloween costumes, Arden didn't want to be Lady Vader....oh well.

Awww, too bad. She'd have made such a cute Vader. :)

Good luck with the costume hunt. We're taking the kidlet to get his costume this afternoon. He's currently torn between going as a wizard or as Boba Fett.

I was going to modify Kellen's old Vader costume, remove the sleeves the mask and the leggings, add a black skirt and viola! Darth Vaderess the Dark Lady of Sith. I thought it was a good idea, but she wants to be a vampire instead. *sigh*

Tell the kidlet I favor Boba Fett, he's way cooler than some boring old wizard. ;)

Just buy her some plastic vampire fangs and body sparkles. BAM!!! Vampire.

Cheapest. Costume. EVAR.

VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE!

O yes we do!!

I voted for the vampire with all the piercings in his face.

Thank you so much spanky

No one appreciates me, or my kin.

I move to have more screaming teenage girls come see my movies

taig wrote:

Moorluck is in a different dimension from me!!!!

Dear God, tell me I'm not in the Twilight Zone! I can't bear any more sparkly twink-pires.

Always the outcast, *sigh* no one likes me *sad pouty face*

Well except my hordes of screaming teenage girls.

Nothing can keep me down for long. *lurks in the shadow*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! OMG WELCOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That one isn't *pouts at teenage girl*

Should we have thought of something to give people who come to our thread? Lilith gives new people to the board cookies. We could have hula girls who give new comers leis or something.

I could give out free screaming teenage girls I have plenty to spare.

Sorry Treppa and SP, that was just me hanging around your house, it's not easy being a sexy emotional, rebel outcast.

+300 twilight fans

If only I could find a nice girl to share my heart and feelings with. I'm a deep guy, very emotional and misunderstood. *tear*

+1000 screaming teenage girl fans

Always the social moody outcast *Sigh*
You see what i did right there I just made 10 teenage girls scream and become twilight fans.

Edward Cullen wrote:

I feel moody and depressed all the time.

Get outside.

Have some coffee.

Maybe put Orcus in your bicycle basket and cycle to your local coffee house.

But I sparkle in the sunlight and then people will know.

I feel moody and depressed all the time.