| Full Name |
None of your business fascist pigs! |
| Race |
Human race |
| Classes/Levels |
10th level protester/10th level atheist |
| Gender |
Transgendered |
| Size |
Wouldn't you like to know? |
| Age |
45 |
| Special Abilities |
Can chant Obama's slogans. Can outrun police at will. Smoke weed at will |
| Alignment |
CN |
| Deity |
There is no God you uneducated redneck!!! |
| Location |
None. I don't have a home. Lord Obama will fix that! |
| Languages |
English |
| Occupation |
Work? What's that? |
| Strength |
11 |
| Dexterity |
16 |
| Constitution |
15 |
| Intelligence |
15 |
| Wisdom |
5 |
| Charisma |
6 |
