Do I need to escort each and every one of you out of here?
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Clear the courtroom!
Be seated.
Order! I will have order in this thread!
Don't make me come over there.
Bailiff, you are hereby ordered to pistol whip yourself.Mr. President, I move that all internet trolls henceforth be publicly flogged with wet noodles, then dragged through a puddle of hot caramel, followed by a pile of crushed pecans. Mmmmmm... Pistol Whip....
Mr. President, I move that all internet trolls henceforth be publicly flogged with wet noodles, then dragged through a puddle of hot caramel, followed by a pile of crushed pecans. I'd like to add a rider that they also be doused in whipped cream and topped with a cherry. What, I'm hungry.
He'p me! He's tryin' to choke me with his wood! Damn the Stick! The Stick!I'd challenge them-thar puppets to fist-i-cuffs, but it seems somebody is already up to their elbows in them. *ahem*Sorry, we don't do fisticuffs. But if you stand still long enough, Punch will come along and bash your head with a stick. Mr. PPT, with all due respect, nobody's going to choke on that tiny twig.
Yes, your worshipfullness. attempts to put KC *in* the floor, with extreme prejudice
Er...um.... august body, it seems the President of the Senate Pro Tempore is..er..inexplicably absent. I'm sure he's in a very important meeting with very attractive.. I mean, important... um... lobbyists. Um.... what do I do now? Oh yeah. Followed by cookies, brains, and milk in the cafeteria, then naptime.
...Bailiff, do we got them big smashy rocks in the Bosphorus set up yet?... Er, well, your Temporeship, I checked and it seems there was a mixup. The executive order was passed to the Corpse of Mythical Engineering, which wrote specs and passed them to the Office of Mismanagement and Bungling, which wrote the bids and, of course, took the highest bid from Howliburton, the werewolf consulting firm, which then implemented big squashy rocks in the Bosphorus. So far, we winged a dinghy.
Don't tase me broliff!... Tases faux PPT again, solely for cruelty. Sometimes I love my job.
... Imposter! The real Pres Pro Tem would never be quiet! Tases faux Presidente and drags from chambers
Mr. President, I move that we ban all trolls from this thread. sighs Will you get out and STAY out?!?!Drags Ruffled Feathers out with assistance from the nightstick
Whoa dudes, can we like get a National Bong Day?Bailiff, evict this dirty hippeh from the Senate! sighs Yessir. Grabs Peace LVR by the hair and drags down aisle toward doors, beating furiously with nightstick. A bailiff's work is never done.
The Senate recognizes the esteemed Senator from Barfington. Somebody get a bucket. *pets poodle and offers breath mint*
As leader of the Spewage Caucus, I move to.....The Senate recognizes the esteemed Senator from Barfington. Somebody get a bucket. Do I have to do everything? *drags off bird and returns with bucket* Ew. |