Keith Richards's page

Unscheduled blitz to 10,000 is poor form, wot.

Wot?

Wut?

Salami!

Me 'ead 'urts.

Wut? Iz sumfin' happenin?

Soon, it will be time to pick the next Mairkurion Poster Prize winner. So far I only have two nominees. I hope to pick up at least one more before deliberations end. What's a good date? September 29.

Whut?

ow

but it's british!

They ain't much I do git, mate.

credo!!!

I don't git it.

The Representative from Poodle House seconds the motion.

EDIT: Oops. Obviously, the Representative is too slow.

Therefore, the Representative from Poodle House moves for the addition of a new carpet for the assembly house.

Oy second 'at. Much softer to pass out on carpet, loik.

The representative of the Heart Beat Challenged moves to add brainnnnsss to the cafeteria menu.

Seconded! I could use a bit more.

huh?

Keith Richards wrote:

Is them ghosteses?

You smell like smoke, and your shirt is on fire.

Naw, I'm smokin' it, luv. Puff?

Is them ghosteses?

Wot's all this ectoplasm 'ere, eh?

Keith Richards wrote:

Spotty Carpet wrote:

Keith Richards wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Keith Richards wrote:

Does anyone know how to make good pancakes? Anyone? Helloooo?

No, but I know that I could jack-a-pult a drugged out rock star which would end up making him flat as a pancake.

'Zlong az it's not a co-co-nut pancake, I'll try ennyfing.

I should know. He's passed out on me more times than those poodles!

Well, 'ello mate! I recognizate sum uv those spots!

Some of your spots are matching pairs: one from the top end, one from the bottom end!

Ah, yeah, good times, good times.

Keith Richards wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Keith Richards wrote:

Does anyone know how to make good pancakes? Anyone? Helloooo?

No, but I know that I could jack-a-pult a drugged out rock star which would end up making him flat as a pancake.

'Zlong az it's not a co-co-nut pancake, I'll try ennyfing.

I should know. He's passed out on me more times than those poodles!

Well, 'ello mate! I recognizate sum uv those spots!

Keith Richards wrote:

Does anyone know how to make good pancakes? Anyone? Helloooo?

No, but I know that I could jack-a-pult a drugged out rock star which would end up making him flat as a pancake.

'Zlong az it's not a co-co-nut pancake, I'll try ennyfing.

Lack of the needed substance called Brains.

Wuzzat ya say, mate?

None uv 'em seems interested in me. Wunner wy not.

Does anyone know how to make good pancakes? Anyone? Helloooo?

'Ey, oy needed that arm! Savage a bloke while 'e's down, willya? Is low, is just low.

* Muzzles Mairkurion's Loyal Mastiff *

Keith Richards wrote:

Whu?

*nudges a tree, which dislodges a coconut on Keith's head*

*KLONGGGGG!*

Owww. x_x

Whu?

*Carries a 1-pound coconut, gripping it by the husk*

CAW!

CAW CAW!

*drops coconut*

YEOW! Careful wiv dem co-co-nuts, mate!