Well, off to bake some chocolate cake. I promised myself I would try to stop in more often, so perhaps I will check in later.
Mmmm *Homer Drool* Chocolate Cakkkeeeee! Wait....I have cake here too! :D
Mmmmm birthday cake......
I am sure. Like I said, it is far from a huge deal. In the scheme of things, I refer you to nursing home circle jerks and JP.
I only recently started frequenting this place again, so I have no right to complain.
What are these questions, though?
GAH!!! No more callouts! Please! Make this the last one of the day. ~sighs~ Time to go in on callout number 9. yay.
Updated again, is this everyone?
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Moorluck: Lord President Drow (Extra-Chaotic template) Pimp / Slayer PrC (favored enemies: Vermin +4, Humanoids [Stupid] +8)
Solnes: First Lady Half-Elf Bard - Her Majesty of Education, Keeper of the Sacred BttH (major artifacts)
Aberzombie: Zombie Human Sorcerer (Undead bloodline) - Royal Brewer
Celestial Healer: Aasimaar Bard with Perform (Opera) - "Pizza Rolls" Taster for the Crown, Head of Travel & Foreign Relations
Crimson Jester: Fey (Red Cap) Rogue
Emperor7/Jack Hammer: Treant Druid / escaped Numerian Construct
Flash ("Ah-ah!"): Elf Rogue / Inquisitor (Unsleeping template) - Knight Champion of Lady Solnes
Heathensson: Former woodsman? ("Where wolf? There wolf!" template) - possessed by ghost of insane leprechaun miner
Lynora: Elf Wizard (CON dumpstat) - High Mistress of the Dungeons of Delight
Mac Boyce: Human (1/6th Half-Orc) Expert / Rogue / Bard / Druid - Slayer of Poodles, Ring-Bearer of Blackest Night, recently bewitched and abducted by Seelie princess
Mairkurion: Half-Elf Oracle or Cleric of Erastil - High Sage and Lorekeeper to the Crown
Patrick: Awakened Monkey Ranger ("Deadly Flinger of Even Deadlier Poo") - Castle Gardener, successor to Mr. Boothby
Sharoth: Silver Dragon - Guardian of the Tildes, Obscure Tomes, Precious Miniatures, and shiny stuff. Official Explosive Runes Defuser to the Crown.
Taig: Awakened Dire Badger Mandalorian Monk - (Hey) Abbot of the Order of the Sandy Pecan, expert hunter and tanner of Minature Not-So-Dire Bears
Urizen: Drow Bard / Rogue / Scoundrel PrC (Ravioli-Addicted template, partially Demonic on his father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate's side) - Head of Counter-Intelligence and Royal Expert in Heavy Metals
Woody: Frost Dwarf Fighter / Barbarian
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Alleynbard: Gnome Writer and Clockwork Artificer
Bitter Thorn: Dwarf Rogue / Ranger - Anarchist and founder of Alkenstar "Firearm of the Month" Club
Callous Jack: escaped Numerian Construct - (Very thorough) Beer Taster for the Crown
The Cosmo: One-eyed 8th-dimensional Imp - Demi-power of Moustachio and Finder of Things Which Cannot Be Unseen
Davi: Human Rogue (Unsleeping template)
Eldritch Mr. Shiny: Drow Rogue / Fighter / something slightly off-putting
Eric Swanson: Alu-demon Rogue / Summoner
Freehold: Drow Illusionist / Ranger (Favored enemy: Facebook +2) - Scholar of Humanoid-Humanoid Relations
Garydee: Human Fighter
HoustonDerek: Dashing Human Rogue - Vice-President of Pazonia, Baron of Houstonia, and Beet Farmer of BOOM!
Hugo "the Butterfrog": CG? Boggard Monk - Official Portraiturist of the Crown
IssacX: Deceased Human, would-be dictator of Paizonia - slain by Moorluck
The Jade: Enigmatic rone wolf (& cub?) from the far-away land of Kagematsu
Jeremy Mcgillan: (Former Human) Necromancer - botched lich transformation ended up in green liguid in a Jar with tentacle grafts, slowly being corrupted by Mwangi idol of Demon Lord of Undeath (Klãrrk Pëétrssôn)
Jyu1ch1: _____________? - mysterious sproutling of Mairkurion
Kobold Cleaver: Strange Reptilian (Trepanned template) - master ingraver of Explosive Runes, Official Poodle-Walker and Dwarven Ambassador, owns summer home in Shelob Acres, Mirkwood
Lilith: Human Witch (Were-Cabbage template) - esteemed Paizonian chronicler and Master Baker of Enchanting Desserts
Matt Droz: Human Ranger, Master of the Deadly Art of Karaoke
Moff Rimmer: Human Cleric - Admiral of FaWTL Spelljamming Navy
0gre: Half-0rc Alchemist
Orthos: Tiefling Oracle (Waves or Flame)
Paris Crenshaw: Human Expert / Fighter / Swashbuckler
Postmonster: Imprisoned 8th-dimensional being, must be appeased by steady diet of mail and loafs, periodically escapes and destroys entire FaWTL Castle
Sara Marie: Mysterious woman, frequently tormented by The Cosmo - Royal Jailer of the Postmonster
Sebastian: Human Werehorse (Freedom) Fighter (Skittle-Addicted template) - Law-Giver and Troll Slayer for the Crown
Studpuffin: Tengu Bard - Special Assistant to Urizen, Sock Darner
The Thing from Beyond the Edge: _____________? - has become unstuck in Time and only fades into Paizonia for brief intervals
Toddzilla: Sahuagin Bard / Expert
Tordek Rumnaheim: Dwarf Mute Monk
Treppa: Human Uncommoner / Cleric - Purveyor of Rare & Curious Goods
Twin Agate Dragons: Human Bard or Cleric / Rogue
Wolfthulhu: Half-Orc Inquisitor, Ranger, or Rogue
Ambrosia Slaad: (Slaadish) Human Fighter / Barbarian - with inanimate plush animal companion (Eeyore), terrified by Paintings of Soul-Trapping
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Freehold DM: You were on the list, but the message board quoting cuts off the list before it gets to you.
Alleynbard: Sorry for missing your reply somewhere; it wasn't an intentional snub, honest.
Mac: Sorry for missing you among the originals; again, it wasn't an intentional snub.
Greenman: You mentioned the Cleric of Erastil part. Want it changed?
Everyone else: Most of what's on the list is what was in everyone's original reply or in follow-ups. I admit to embellishing a few (Sebastian, Rone, Kobold Cleaver, Heathy, and Urizen in particular) to fill in the blanks or just out of my own innate weirdness. If you don't like something, and/or want it changed, let me know.
(This isn't official or anything; I just have a very strong compulsion to make lists.)
GAH!!! No more callouts! Please! Make this the last one of the day. ~sighs~ Time to go in on callout number 9. yay.
Callout? Are you a volunteer firefighter?
Updated again, is this everyone? ** spoiler omitted **...
:)
GAH!!! No more callouts! Please! Make this the last one of the day. ~sighs~ Time to go in on callout number 9. yay.Callout? Are you a volunteer firefighter?
No. I work for on of the phone companies. If we have a trouble or other issue, then I have to go in and do my best to fix the issue. In this case, I have had two troubles that have been the bulk of my callouts. ~sighs~ The things we do for money.
No. I work for on of the phone companies. If we have a trouble or other issue, then I have to go in and do my best to fix the issue. In this case, I have had two troubles that have been the bulk of my callouts. ~sighs~ The things we do for money.GAH!!! No more callouts! Please! Make this the last one of the day. ~sighs~ Time to go in on callout number 9. yay.Callout? Are you a volunteer firefighter?
Bummer; are you on call all weekend?
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...Ok, still catching up posts once again... until then, is this everyone?
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Moorluck: Lord President Drow (Extra-Chaotic template) Pimp / Slayer PrC (favored enemies: Vermin +4, Humanoids [Stupid] +8)
Solnes: First Lady Half-Elf Bard - Her Majesty of Education, Keeper of the Sacred BttH (major artifacts)
Aberzombie: Zombie Human Sorcerer (Undead bloodline) - Royal Brewer
Celestial Healer: Aasimaar ______________? - "Pizza Rolls" Taster for the Crown, Head of Travel & Foreign Relations
Crimson Jester: Fey (didn't specify what kind) Rogue
Emperor7/Jack Hammer: Treant Druid / escaped Numerian Construct
Flash ("Ah-ah!"): Elf Rogue / Inquisitor (Unsleeping template) - Knight Champion of Lady Solnes
Heathensson: Former woodsman? ("Where wolf? There wolf!" template) - possessed by ghost of insane leprechaun miner
Lynora: Elf Wizard (CON dumpstat) - High Mistress of the Dungeons of Delight
Mairkurion: Half-Elf Oracle or Cleric of Erastil - High Sage and Lorekeeper to the Crown
Patrick: Awakened Monkey Ranger ("Deadly Flinger of Even Deadlier Poo") - Castle Gardener, successor to Mr. Boothby
Sharoth: Silver Dragon - Guardian of the Tildes, Explosive Runes, Obscure Tomes, Precious Miniatures, and shiny stuff
Taig: Awakened Dire Badger Mandalorian Monk - (Hey) Abbot of the Order of the Sandy Pecan, expert hunter and tanner of Minature Not-So-Dire Bears
Urizen: Drow Bard / Rogue / Scoundrel PrC (Ravioli-Addicted template) - Head of Counter-Intelligence and Royal Expert in Heavy Metals
Woody: Frost Dwarf Fighter / Barbarian:
Bitter Thorn: Dwarf Rogue / Ranger - secret anarchist
Callous
Um yeah... I was around a bit too (Chief Chef to Pres Moorluck, Darth Vin Diesel, Karaoke Ashe and Hugh Jackman)
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No. I work for on of the phone companies. If we have a trouble or other issue, then I have to go in and do my best to fix the issue. In this case, I have had two troubles that have been the bulk of my callouts. ~sighs~ The things we do for money.GAH!!! No more callouts! Please! Make this the last one of the day. ~sighs~ Time to go in on callout number 9. yay.Callout? Are you a volunteer firefighter?
You mean you work for the dark side.
...In this case, I have had two troubles that have been the bulk of my callouts. ~sighs~ The things we do for money.
Ah, I feel your pain. Probably a high proportion of I-D-10-T error codes too.
Um yeah... I was around a bit too (Chief Chef to Pres Moorluck, Darth Vin Diesel, Karaoke Ashe and Hugh Jackman)
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Moorluck: Lord President Drow (Extra-Chaotic template) Pimp / Slayer PrC (favored enemies: Vermin +4, Humanoids [Stupid] +8)
Solnes: First Lady Half-Elf Bard - Her Majesty of Education, Keeper of the Sacred BttH (major artifacts)
Aberzombie: Zombie Human Sorcerer (Undead bloodline) - Royal Brewer
Ashe Ravenheart: Human / Half-Elf Ranger, Practitioner of the Deadly Art of Karaoke and Master of Disguise. Bears an uncanny resemblance to famous (and handsome) Chelaxian actor.
Celestial Healer: Aasimaar Bard with Perform (Opera) - "Pizza Rolls" Taster for the Crown, Head of Travel & Foreign Relations
Crimson Jester: Fey (Red Cap) Rogue
Emperor7/Jack Hammer: Treant Druid / escaped Numerian Construct
Flash ("Ah-ah!"): Elf Rogue / Inquisitor (Unsleeping template) - Knight Champion of Lady Solnes
Heathensson: Former woodsman? ("Where wolf? There wolf!" template) - possessed by ghost of insane leprechaun miner
Lynora: Elf Wizard (CON dumpstat) - High Mistress of the Dungeons of Delight
Mac Boyce: Human (1/6th Half-Orc) Expert / Rogue / Bard / Druid - Slayer of Poodles, Ring-Bearer of Blackest Night, recently bewitched and abducted by Seelie princess
Mairkurion: Half-Elf Oracle or Cleric of Erastil - High Sage and Lorekeeper to the Crown
Patrick: Awakened Monkey Ranger ("Deadly Flinger of Even Deadlier Poo") - Castle Gardener, successor to Mr. Boothby
Sharoth: Silver Dragon - Guardian of the Tildes, Obscure Tomes, Precious Miniatures, and shiny stuff. Official Explosive Runes Defuser to the Crown.
Taig: Awakened Dire Badger Mandalorian Monk - (Hey) Abbot of the Order of the Sandy Pecan, expert hunter and tanner of Minature Not-So-Dire Bears
Urizen: Drow Bard / Rogue / Scoundrel PrC (Ravioli-Addicted template, partially Demonic on his father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate's side) - Head of Counter-Intelligence and Royal Expert in Heavy Metals
Woody: Frost Dwarf Fighter / Barbarian
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Alleynbard: Gnome Writer and Clockwork Artificer
Bitter Thorn: Dwarf Rogue / Ranger - Anarchist and founder of Alkenstar "Firearm of the Month" Club
Callous Jack: escaped Numerian Construct - (Very thorough) Beer Taster for the Crown
The Cosmo: One-eyed 8th-dimensional Imp - Demi-power of Moustachio and Finder of Things Which Cannot Be Unseen
Davi: Human Rogue (Unsleeping template)
Eldritch Mr. Shiny: Drow Rogue / Fighter / something slightly off-putting
Eric Swanson: Alu-demon Rogue / Summoner
Freehold: Drow Illusionist / Ranger (Favored enemy: Facebook +2) - Scholar of Humanoid-Humanoid Relations
Garydee: Human Fighter
HoustonDerek: Dashing Human Rogue - Vice-President of Pazonia, Baron of Houstonia, and Beet Farmer of BOOM!
Hugo "the Butterfrog": CG? Boggard Monk - Official Portraiturist of the Crown
IssacX: Deceased Human, would-be dictator of Paizonia - slain by Moorluck
The Jade: Enigmatic rone wolf (& cub?) from the far-away land of Kagematsu
Jeremy Mcgillan: (Former Human) Necromancer - botched lich transformation ended up in green liguid in a Jar with tentacle grafts, slowly being corrupted by Mwangi idol of Demon Lord of Undeath (Klãrrk Pëétrssôn)
Jyu1ch1: _____________? - mysterious sproutling of Mairkurion
Kobold Cleaver: Strange Reptilian (Trepanned template) - master ingraver of Explosive Runes, Official Poodle-Walker and Dwarven Ambassador, owns summer home in Shelob Acres, Mirkwood
Lilith: Human Witch (Were-Cabbage template) - esteemed Paizonian chronicler and Master Baker of Enchanting Desserts
Moff Rimmer: Human Cleric - Admiral of FaWTL Spelljamming Navy
0gre: Half-0rc Alchemist
Orthos: Tiefling Oracle (Waves or Flame)
Paris Crenshaw: Human Expert / Fighter / Swashbuckler
Postmonster: Imprisoned 8th-dimensional being, must be appeased by steady diet of mail and loafs, periodically escapes and destroys entire FaWTL Castle
Sara Marie: Mysterious woman, frequently tormented by The Cosmo - Royal Jailer of the Postmonster
Sebastian: Human Werehorse (Freedom) Fighter (Skittle-Addicted template) - Law-Giver and Troll Slayer for the Crown
Studpuffin: Tengu Bard - Special Assistant to Urizen, Sock Darner
The Thing from Beyond the Edge: _____________? - has become unstuck in Time and only fades into Paizonia for brief intervals
Toddzilla: Sahuagin Bard / Expert
Tordek Rumnaheim: Dwarf Mute Monk
Treppa: Human Uncommoner / Cleric - Purveyor of Rare & Curious Goods
Twin Agate Dragons: Human Bard or Cleric / Rogue
Wolfthulhu: Half-Orc Inquisitor, Ranger, or Rogue
Ambrosia Slaad: (Slaadish) Human Fighter / Barbarian - with inanimate plush animal companion (Eeyore), terrified by Paintings of Soul-Trapping
Ha, sprouting of Leafy.^.^
Um yeah... I was around a bit too (Chief Chef to Pres Moorluck, Darth Vin Diesel, Karaoke Ashe and Hugh Jackman)** spoiler omitted **...
Wonder if this makes you Royal Cataloger Amby :P
Just Flames for me, btw :)
Bummer; are you on call all weekend?No. I work for on of the phone companies. If we have a trouble or other issue, then I have to go in and do my best to fix the issue. In this case, I have had two troubles that have been the bulk of my callouts. ~sighs~ The things we do for money.GAH!!! No more callouts! Please! Make this the last one of the day. ~sighs~ Time to go in on callout number 9. yay.Callout? Are you a volunteer firefighter?
~shrugs~ Yes. All weekend. OTOH, I do make good money.
Updated again, is this everyone? ** spoiler omitted **...
Really? I thought I said druid of the green faith. I also played with the idea of a plant-bloodline sorcerer. Oh, the curse of choices!
I don't even know what kind of oracle I'd be.
Solnes: sounds like a resounding success.
Ha, sprouting of Leafy.^.^
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~shrugs~ Yes. All weekend. OTOH, I do make good money.Bummer; are you on call all weekend?No. I work for on of the phone companies. If we have a trouble or other issue, then I have to go in and do my best to fix the issue. In this case, I have had two troubles that have been the bulk of my callouts. ~sighs~ The things we do for money.GAH!!! No more callouts! Please! Make this the last one of the day. ~sighs~ Time to go in on callout number 9. yay.Callout? Are you a volunteer firefighter?
It beats being out of work. ;)
Updated again, is this everyone? ** spoiler omitted **...Really? I thought I said druid of the green faith. I also played with the idea of a plant-bloodline sorcerer. Oh, the curse of choices!
I don't even know what kind of oracle I'd be.
Hmmm, I gots: "Mairkurion: Half-Elf Oracle or Cleric of Erastil"
I can change it easily enough though.
Ha, sprouting of Leafy.^.^?
"Jyu1ch1: _____________? - mysterious sproutling of Mairkurion"
Wonder if this makes you Royal Cataloger Amby :PThat sounds much nicer than "Loon with Obsessive-Compulsive tendencies." :)
Oh, good job on the list Amby!!!!!!!
You're welcome.
Bummer; are you on call all weekend?~shrugs~ Yes. All weekend. OTOH, I do make good money.
{stuffs another fiver in his waistband, orders another screwdriver from waitress}
Hmmm, I gots: "Mairkurion: Half-Elf Oracle or Cleric of Erastil"
I can change it easily enough though.
"Jyu1ch1: _____________? - mysterious sproutling of Mairkurion"Ha, sprouting of Leafy.^.^?
That's what I get for being dryly and indirectly sarcastic about a thread. ;-)
Sorry for the confusion.
You're kidding me? Right? Please tell me you're kidding me. A Fiat?::Adds another Must Have to his List::Has anyone ever seen a Fiat with a vanity license plate reading DM Fiat? S'gotta happen.
Urizen urizated on my dream.
Updated again, is this everyone? ** spoiler omitted **...
My info is in my profile: Kobold (smurf template)shaman/fighter. It's not important, though. Just for the record.
That's what I get for being dryly and indirectly sarcastic about a thread. ;-)
Sorry for the confusion.
Oh, I was confused a loooooooooong time ago; I'm pretty sure I can't blame it on you.
Let me run "blaming you" by Sebastian though. I could use a nice fat legal settlement. :)
Mairk: Would you prefer "druid of the Green Faith" or plant-bloodline sorcerer? Or something else? I can change it easily in seconds.
Let's just blame Sebastian. He won't deny it, because him doing something annoying is a boost to his status.
Updated again, is this everyone? ** spoiler omitted **...My info is in my profile: Kobold (smurf template)shaman/fighter. It's not important, though. Just for the record.
Fixed? (I can delete my embellished gibberish if you'd prefer)
Let's just blame Sebastian. He won't deny it, because him doing something annoying is a boost to his status.
Hmmm, if I retain Sebastian as legal counsel and we sue Sebastian, does he still get his fat legal fees?
Mairk: Would you prefer "druid of the Green Faith" or plant-bloodline sorcerer? Or something else? I can change it easily in seconds.
Oh the pressure! I don't know enough about the Oracle. Anybody want to help? Lemme go find those playtest files.
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Okay, just got done sending my resume to another two dozen companies through Monster.com. After walking six miles today (uphill. both ways. in the burning humid july weather) and seeing Sorcerer's Apprentice & Despicable Me (was going to hop over to Toy Story 3 & Inception too, but just was not in the mood for more stories that involve heartache over loss of friends/loved ones), then texting with my friends before & after the Doctor Who finale, I'm calling it a day.
Mairk: Would you prefer "druid of the Green Faith" or plant-bloodline sorcerer? Or something else? I can change it easily in seconds.Oh the pressure! I don't know enough about the Oracle. Anybody want to help? Lemme go find those playtest files.
Plant-themed alchemist that goes from Dr. Mendel to Mr. Treebeard?
Plant-themed alchemist that goes from Dr. Mendel to Mr. Treebeard?Mairk: Would you prefer "druid of the Green Faith" or plant-bloodline sorcerer? Or something else? I can change it easily in seconds.Oh the pressure! I don't know enough about the Oracle. Anybody want to help? Lemme go find those playtest files.
*Still lurking guys
Plant-themed alchemist that goes from Dr. Mendel to Mr. Treebeard?Mairk: Would you prefer "druid of the Green Faith" or plant-bloodline sorcerer? Or something else? I can change it easily in seconds.Oh the pressure! I don't know enough about the Oracle. Anybody want to help? Lemme go find those playtest files.
I wanted to say Oracle of Lore, but maybe I'm a 20th lvl Oracle of Nature. That would explain the whole greenman thing.
** spoiler omitted **Plant-themed alchemist that goes from Dr. Mendel to Mr. Treebeard?Mairk: Would you prefer "druid of the Green Faith" or plant-bloodline sorcerer? Or something else? I can change it easily in seconds.Oh the pressure! I don't know enough about the Oracle. Anybody want to help? Lemme go find those playtest files.
Typo intentional? :P ;)
** spoiler omitted **Typo intentional? :P ;)
I assumed so. If not, it'll be interesting to see if it's noticed. :)
Edit: Typo TotP with The FaWTL Bunch!