
Urizen |

Last night was interesting. Looks like everyone is excited about playing. We were just going to have a discussion about the setting for the next AP to run and it turned into a character building event. Oops.
At your pace, that would have been anywhere from five to fifteen minutes. Who was goofing off?

Twin Agate Dragons |

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Hello and good morning! I'm back. Had fun, watched movies, socialized and drank ourselves silly.
There's beer, Smirnoff and cake left in the fridge.
EDIT: Scratch that, there's only beer left in the fridge.
But so soon! I wasn't done yet. I was working on a whole array of clever status updates. man!
*kicks lint*
You snooze, you lose. ;)

Röne Bartön |

The Jade wrote:My hair takes forever to dry. I can take a shower at eight and wake up at eight the next morning and my hair is still somewhat damp.I think it depends on how much hair you have. Mine is pretty thick and goes halfway down my back. I'm the same as you.
Oh no, sir. It does not compare. My mane brings the girls to the school yard for things other than a milk shake. First things first; you got to venture outside the house and swing it like you bring it. When my mane is in its full glory, it shimmers sparkles and draws down four score and six packs of teens and cougars to their knees in a semi-circle in a matter of five minutes flat.
It's a full day's work just being me.

Pett's Mullet |

Oh no, sir. It does not compare. My mane brings the girls to the school yard for things other than a milk shake. First things first; you got to venture outside the house and swing it like you bring it. When my mane is in its full glory, it shimmers sparkles and draws down four score and six packs of teens and cougars to their knees in a semi-circle in a matter of five minutes flat.
Your rat-infested toupee is no match for me and my luscious curls!

Twin Agitate Dragons |

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:You snooze, you lose. ;)Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Hello and good morning! I'm back. Had fun, watched movies, socialized and drank ourselves silly.
There's beer, Smirnoff and cake left in the fridge.
EDIT: Scratch that, there's only beer left in the fridge.
But so soon! I wasn't done yet. I was working on a whole array of clever status updates. man!
*kicks lint*
I do not snooze. I lurk. And prey. And update statuses with minutae.

Twin Agate Dragons |

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:I do not snooze. I lurk. And prey. And update statuses with minutae.Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:You snooze, you lose. ;)Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Hello and good morning! I'm back. Had fun, watched movies, socialized and drank ourselves silly.
There's beer, Smirnoff and cake left in the fridge.
EDIT: Scratch that, there's only beer left in the fridge.
But so soon! I wasn't done yet. I was working on a whole array of clever status updates. man!
*kicks lint*
Hmmm....minutae.

Röne Bartön |

Röne Bartön wrote:Your rat-infested toupee is no match for me and my luscious curls!Oh no, sir. It does not compare. My mane brings the girls to the school yard for things other than a milk shake. First things first; you got to venture outside the house and swing it like you bring it. When my mane is in its full glory, it shimmers sparkles and draws down four score and six packs of teens and cougars to their knees in a semi-circle in a matter of five minutes flat.
I got a scrub I can recommend for your Brit-nappies. Either that or copious amounts of starch and pomade. Venture across the Atlantic for details.

Twin Agitate Dragons |

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:Hmmm....minutae.Twin Agate Dragons wrote:I do not snooze. I lurk. And prey. And update statuses with minutae.Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:You snooze, you lose. ;)Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Hello and good morning! I'm back. Had fun, watched movies, socialized and drank ourselves silly.
There's beer, Smirnoff and cake left in the fridge.
EDIT: Scratch that, there's only beer left in the fridge.
But so soon! I wasn't done yet. I was working on a whole array of clever status updates. man!
*kicks lint*
Put it down. Walk away. The world cannot know such things. We're better off for it to be veiled in a shroud of despondency.

Twin Agate Dragons |

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Put it down. Walk away. The world cannot know such things. We're better off for it to be veiled in a shroud of despondency.Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:Hmmm....minutae.Twin Agate Dragons wrote:I do not snooze. I lurk. And prey. And update statuses with minutae.Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:You snooze, you lose. ;)Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Hello and good morning! I'm back. Had fun, watched movies, socialized and drank ourselves silly.
There's beer, Smirnoff and cake left in the fridge.
EDIT: Scratch that, there's only beer left in the fridge.
But so soon! I wasn't done yet. I was working on a whole array of clever status updates. man!
*kicks lint*
Aww man. Spoilsport.

The Jade |

Pett's Mullet wrote:I got a scrub I can recommend for your Brit-nappies. Either that or copious amounts of starch and pomade. Venture across the Atlantic for details.Röne Bartön wrote:Your rat-infested toupee is no match for me and my luscious curls!Oh no, sir. It does not compare. My mane brings the girls to the school yard for things other than a milk shake. First things first; you got to venture outside the house and swing it like you bring it. When my mane is in its full glory, it shimmers sparkles and draws down four score and six packs of teens and cougars to their knees in a semi-circle in a matter of five minutes flat.
Would getting you a copy of Venture disable your current protocol, you horrorbot? (I want to LOL but such netcronyms seem frowned upon of late... so I have to take the long way around.)
I don't use product, BTW. Now when I was 13-14 I used enough Vitalis hair spray on my ridiculous mop top to form a galeate carapace type construct atop my pate. To think that's the haircut I wanted to hold in place.
One kid used to sing "Talking 'bout the WAY OUTS! WAY OUTS!" (That Beatles satire on The Flinstones)
Another friend said I looked like Tattoo from Fantasy Island.
Oh ze pain... ze pain!
Perhaps I looked like a mycoman.

Twin Agitate Dragons |

Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:Aww man. Spoilsport.Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Put it down. Walk away. The world cannot know such things. We're better off for it to be veiled in a shroud of despondency.Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:Hmmm....minutae.Twin Agate Dragons wrote:I do not snooze. I lurk. And prey. And update statuses with minutae.Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:You snooze, you lose. ;)Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Hello and good morning! I'm back. Had fun, watched movies, socialized and drank ourselves silly.
There's beer, Smirnoff and cake left in the fridge.
EDIT: Scratch that, there's only beer left in the fridge.
But so soon! I wasn't done yet. I was working on a whole array of clever status updates. man!
*kicks lint*
You will thank your doppelganger for looking out for you on this minutae. Someday.

Röne Bartön |

Would getting you a copy of Venture disable your current protocol, you horrorbot? (I want to LOL but such netcronyms seem frowned upon of late... so I have to take the long way around.)
I don't use product, BTW. Now when I was 13-14 I used enough Vitalis hair spray on my ridiculous mop top to form a galeate carapace type construct atop my pate. To think that's the haircut I wanted to hold in place.
One kid used to sing "Talking 'bout the WAY OUTS! WAY OUTS!" (That Beatles satire on The Flinstones)
Another friend said I looked like Tattoo from Fantasy Island.
Oh ze pain... ze pain!
Perhaps I looked like a mycoman.
Horrorbot? How dare you. How dare you, sir. Besides, if you used that particular netcronym, I would have to unfriend you. Right after I usurp you and steal your soul and house it in my liver. It's useless to me anyway.
That said, how would I venture a distribution deal? I want to be acknowledged as minister of jaded propaganda, executive.

The Jade |

The Jade wrote:Would getting you a copy of Venture disable your current protocol, you horrorbot? (I want to LOL but such netcronyms seem frowned upon of late... so I have to take the long way around.)
I don't use product, BTW. Now when I was 13-14 I used enough Vitalis hair spray on my ridiculous mop top to form a galeate carapace type construct atop my pate. To think that's the haircut I wanted to hold in place.
One kid used to sing "Talking 'bout the WAY OUTS! WAY OUTS!" (That Beatles satire on The Flinstones)
Another friend said I looked like Tattoo from Fantasy Island.
Oh ze pain... ze pain!
Perhaps I looked like a mycoman.
Horrorbot? How dare you. How dare you, sir. Besides, if you used that particular netcronym, I would have to unfriend you. Right after I usurp you and steal your soul and house it in my liver. It's useless to me anyway.
That said, how would I venture a distribution deal? I want to be acknowledged as minister of jaded propaganda, executive.
What's useless to you? My filched soul, or your tattered liver?
I suppose if you keep representing me, I could always cut you in on all that roughneck oral coming my way thanks to your sterling efforts.

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Studpuffin wrote:Last night was interesting. Looks like everyone is excited about playing. We were just going to have a discussion about the setting for the next AP to run and it turned into a character building event. Oops.At your pace, that would have been anywhere from five to fifteen minutes. Who was goofing off?
PF n00bz we have in this session, yes. /yoda

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:PF n00bz we have in this session, yes. /yodaStudpuffin wrote:Last night was interesting. Looks like everyone is excited about playing. We were just going to have a discussion about the setting for the next AP to run and it turned into a character building event. Oops.At your pace, that would have been anywhere from five to fifteen minutes. Who was goofing off?
Do what must be done. /Palpatine.

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Studpuffin wrote:Do what must be done. /Palpatine.Urizen wrote:PF n00bz we have in this session, yes. /yodaStudpuffin wrote:Last night was interesting. Looks like everyone is excited about playing. We were just going to have a discussion about the setting for the next AP to run and it turned into a character building event. Oops.At your pace, that would have been anywhere from five to fifteen minutes. Who was goofing off?
Honestly, I think they'll do fine. They're both picking up the rules very quickly (one is new to RPGs in general) and the other if pretty familiar with 3.5 D&D.
They've decided on an elf cleric of Erastil (archer w/ animal and plant domains) as a "urban druid" and a classic human rogue. One even showed up with pictures of what her character would look like. Awesome!

Urizen |

Honestly, I think they'll do fine. They're both picking up the rules very quickly (one is new to RPGs in general) and the other if pretty familiar with 3.5 D&D.
They've decided on an elf cleric of Erastil (archer w/ animal and plant domains) as a "urban druid" and a classic human rogue. One even showed up with pictures of what her character would look like. Awesome!
But the real important thing: will there be blatant sexism?

Röne Bartön |

Röne Bartön wrote:Well then let's unzip that raw talent of yours and get to work!The Jade wrote:I suppose if you keep representing me, I could always cut you in on all that roughneck oral coming my way thanks to your sterling efforts.You say it as if porcelain sounds so platinum. I'm in.
Even the bravest of krakens fear my vuvuzelaic hentaicopter.

Twin Agate Dragons |

Studpuffin wrote:But the real important thing: will there be blatant sexism?Honestly, I think they'll do fine. They're both picking up the rules very quickly (one is new to RPGs in general) and the other if pretty familiar with 3.5 D&D.
They've decided on an elf cleric of Erastil (archer w/ animal and plant domains) as a "urban druid" and a classic human rogue. One even showed up with pictures of what her character would look like. Awesome!
[George Thorogood] Only if they're bad to the bone [/George Thorogood]

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General Zod! wrote:I've been beating around the bush.Houstonian! This is your General speaking. Do you have anything to report from your venture? I see tales of films and libations. What about Project Vegas Vicarious? I demand a full report on my desk at 0600.
Do not fail me.
Wow. I've been hanging around you guys too much. My mind went straight to the gutter with that one...

Urizen |

General Zod! wrote:I've been beating around the bush.Houstonian! This is your General speaking. Do you have anything to report from your venture? I see tales of films and libations. What about Project Vegas Vicarious? I demand a full report on my desk at 0600.
Do not fail me.
I would be happy (for you) if that were literally true. That would be like jumping past first and stealing third.
But gullible isn't in the dictionary.

Urizen |

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Wow. I've been hanging around you guys too much. My mind went straight to the gutter with that one...General Zod! wrote:I've been beating around the bush.Houstonian! This is your General speaking. Do you have anything to report from your venture? I see tales of films and libations. What about Project Vegas Vicarious? I demand a full report on my desk at 0600.
Do not fail me.
That's what happens when you exit the safeguards of the sanctuary. ;-)

Twin Agate Dragons |

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:General Zod! wrote:I've been beating around the bush.Houstonian! This is your General speaking. Do you have anything to report from your venture? I see tales of films and libations. What about Project Vegas Vicarious? I demand a full report on my desk at 0600.
Do not fail me.
I would be happy (for you) if that were literally true. That would be like jumping past first and stealing third.
But gullible isn't in the dictionary.
Cripe. I meant my own bush.

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Urizen wrote:Cripe. I meant my own bush.Twin Agate Dragons wrote:General Zod! wrote:I've been beating around the bush.Houstonian! This is your General speaking. Do you have anything to report from your venture? I see tales of films and libations. What about Project Vegas Vicarious? I demand a full report on my desk at 0600.
Do not fail me.
I would be happy (for you) if that were literally true. That would be like jumping past first and stealing third.
But gullible isn't in the dictionary.
Y'know, there's not a wire brush strong enough to scrub that image from my brain now. Thanksalot.

The Jade |

The Jade wrote:Even the bravest of krakens fear my vuvuzelaic hentaicopter.Röne Bartön wrote:Well then let's unzip that raw talent of yours and get to work!The Jade wrote:I suppose if you keep representing me, I could always cut you in on all that roughneck oral coming my way thanks to your sterling efforts.You say it as if porcelain sounds so platinum. I'm in.
I would imagine so. Understandably shudder worthy.

Pett's Mullet |

Pett's Mullet wrote:I got a scrub I can recommend for your Brit-nappies. Either that or copious amounts of starch and pomade. Venture across the Atlantic for details.Röne Bartön wrote:Your rat-infested toupee is no match for me and my luscious curls!Oh no, sir. It does not compare. My mane brings the girls to the school yard for things other than a milk shake. First things first; you got to venture outside the house and swing it like you bring it. When my mane is in its full glory, it shimmers sparkles and draws down four score and six packs of teens and cougars to their knees in a semi-circle in a matter of five minutes flat.
Keep your pomade to yourself, not all of us want to look like a reject from Grease.

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Röne Bartön wrote:Keep your pomade to yourself, not all of us want to look like a reject from Grease.Pett's Mullet wrote:I got a scrub I can recommend for your Brit-nappies. Either that or copious amounts of starch and pomade. Venture across the Atlantic for details.Röne Bartön wrote:Your rat-infested toupee is no match for me and my luscious curls!Oh no, sir. It does not compare. My mane brings the girls to the school yard for things other than a milk shake. First things first; you got to venture outside the house and swing it like you bring it. When my mane is in its full glory, it shimmers sparkles and draws down four score and six packs of teens and cougars to their knees in a semi-circle in a matter of five minutes flat.
Well, except maybe Jade...

The Jade |

Pett's Mullet wrote:Well, except maybe Jade...Röne Bartön wrote:Keep your pomade to yourself, not all of us want to look like a reject from Grease.Pett's Mullet wrote:I got a scrub I can recommend for your Brit-nappies. Either that or copious amounts of starch and pomade. Venture across the Atlantic for details.Röne Bartön wrote:Your rat-infested toupee is no match for me and my luscious curls!Oh no, sir. It does not compare. My mane brings the girls to the school yard for things other than a milk shake. First things first; you got to venture outside the house and swing it like you bring it. When my mane is in its full glory, it shimmers sparkles and draws down four score and six packs of teens and cougars to their knees in a semi-circle in a matter of five minutes flat.

The Jade |

The Jade wrote:I'm okay with it.Funny, I watched Grease last week on Friday night.
I commend you on your good taste.

Twin Agate Dragons |

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:I commend you on your good taste.The Jade wrote:I'm okay with it.Funny, I watched Grease last week on Friday night.
I forgot how damn good the movie is. Need to watch it again soon.

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:Cripe. I meant my own bush.Twin Agate Dragons wrote:General Zod! wrote:I've been beating around the bush.Houstonian! This is your General speaking. Do you have anything to report from your venture? I see tales of films and libations. What about Project Vegas Vicarious? I demand a full report on my desk at 0600.
Do not fail me.
I would be happy (for you) if that were literally true. That would be like jumping past first and stealing third.
But gullible isn't in the dictionary.
Sometimes, when you want to deliver a comeback, you must first wipe your own chin.
You may proceed.

Urizen |

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Y'know, there's not a wire brush strong enough to scrub that image from my brain now. Thanksalot.Urizen wrote:Cripe. I meant my own bush.Twin Agate Dragons wrote:General Zod! wrote:I've been beating around the bush.Houstonian! This is your General speaking. Do you have anything to report from your venture? I see tales of films and libations. What about Project Vegas Vicarious? I demand a full report on my desk at 0600.
Do not fail me.
I would be happy (for you) if that were literally true. That would be like jumping past first and stealing third.
But gullible isn't in the dictionary.
I will say this: he has the stones. Even I have my limits.

Röne Bartön |

Röne Bartön wrote:I would imagine so. Understandably shudder worthy.The Jade wrote:Even the bravest of krakens fear my vuvuzelaic hentaicopter.Röne Bartön wrote:Well then let's unzip that raw talent of yours and get to work!The Jade wrote:I suppose if you keep representing me, I could always cut you in on all that roughneck oral coming my way thanks to your sterling efforts.You say it as if porcelain sounds so platinum. I'm in.
I have the approval of epileptics from coast to coast. When she ventures, I seize-her.

Röne Bartön |

Röne Bartön wrote:Keep your pomade to yourself, not all of us want to look like a reject from Grease.Pett's Mullet wrote:I got a scrub I can recommend for your Brit-nappies. Either that or copious amounts of starch and pomade. Venture across the Atlantic for details.Röne Bartön wrote:Your rat-infested toupee is no match for me and my luscious curls!Oh no, sir. It does not compare. My mane brings the girls to the school yard for things other than a milk shake. First things first; you got to venture outside the house and swing it like you bring it. When my mane is in its full glory, it shimmers sparkles and draws down four score and six packs of teens and cougars to their knees in a semi-circle in a matter of five minutes flat.
Hush, Pink Lady. Thou shalt not be more onerous than yours truly.

Twin Agitate Dragons |

The Jade wrote:I'm okay with it.Funny, I watched Grease last week on Friday night.
Whilst beating around one's own bush in one hand and a pot of black in the other. Talking about pulling an all-nighter.