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Studpuffin wrote:
Last night was interesting. Looks like everyone is excited about playing. We were just going to have a discussion about the setting for the next AP to run and it turned into a character building event. Oops.

At your pace, that would have been anywhere from five to fifteen minutes. Who was goofing off?


lynora wrote:
Bad news on the job. He'll get the official word later today. Now I'm just scrambling to do some last minute things like get prescriptions filled while we still have insurance.:(

Ugh. :(


The Jade wrote:
My hair takes forever to dry. I can take a shower at eight and wake up at eight the next morning and my hair is still somewhat damp.

I'd venture for a new blow dryer. Let's see what my fans in Indy next month can service me with.

BLOW HARDER! The humidity is hell on this mane.


Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Hello and good morning! I'm back. Had fun, watched movies, socialized and drank ourselves silly.

There's beer, Smirnoff and cake left in the fridge.

EDIT: Scratch that, there's only beer left in the fridge.

But so soon! I wasn't done yet. I was working on a whole array of clever status updates. man!

*kicks lint*

You snooze, you lose. ;)


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
The Jade wrote:
My hair takes forever to dry. I can take a shower at eight and wake up at eight the next morning and my hair is still somewhat damp.
I think it depends on how much hair you have. Mine is pretty thick and goes halfway down my back. I'm the same as you.

Oh no, sir. It does not compare. My mane brings the girls to the school yard for things other than a milk shake. First things first; you got to venture outside the house and swing it like you bring it. When my mane is in its full glory, it shimmers sparkles and draws down four score and six packs of teens and cougars to their knees in a semi-circle in a matter of five minutes flat.

It's a full day's work just being me.


Röne Bartön wrote:

Oh no, sir. It does not compare. My mane brings the girls to the school yard for things other than a milk shake. First things first; you got to venture outside the house and swing it like you bring it. When my mane is in its full glory, it shimmers sparkles and draws down four score and six packs of teens and cougars to their knees in a semi-circle in a matter of five minutes flat.

Your rat-infested toupee is no match for me and my luscious curls!


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Hello and good morning! I'm back. Had fun, watched movies, socialized and drank ourselves silly.

There's beer, Smirnoff and cake left in the fridge.

EDIT: Scratch that, there's only beer left in the fridge.

But so soon! I wasn't done yet. I was working on a whole array of clever status updates. man!

*kicks lint*

You snooze, you lose. ;)

I do not snooze. I lurk. And prey. And update statuses with minutae.


Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Hello and good morning! I'm back. Had fun, watched movies, socialized and drank ourselves silly.

There's beer, Smirnoff and cake left in the fridge.

EDIT: Scratch that, there's only beer left in the fridge.

But so soon! I wasn't done yet. I was working on a whole array of clever status updates. man!

*kicks lint*

You snooze, you lose. ;)
I do not snooze. I lurk. And prey. And update statuses with minutae.

Hmmm....minutae.


Pett's Mullet wrote:
Röne Bartön wrote:

Oh no, sir. It does not compare. My mane brings the girls to the school yard for things other than a milk shake. First things first; you got to venture outside the house and swing it like you bring it. When my mane is in its full glory, it shimmers sparkles and draws down four score and six packs of teens and cougars to their knees in a semi-circle in a matter of five minutes flat.

Your rat-infested toupee is no match for me and my luscious curls!

I got a scrub I can recommend for your Brit-nappies. Either that or copious amounts of starch and pomade. Venture across the Atlantic for details.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Hello and good morning! I'm back. Had fun, watched movies, socialized and drank ourselves silly.

There's beer, Smirnoff and cake left in the fridge.

EDIT: Scratch that, there's only beer left in the fridge.

But so soon! I wasn't done yet. I was working on a whole array of clever status updates. man!

*kicks lint*

You snooze, you lose. ;)
I do not snooze. I lurk. And prey. And update statuses with minutae.
Hmmm....minutae.

Put it down. Walk away. The world cannot know such things. We're better off for it to be veiled in a shroud of despondency.


Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Hello and good morning! I'm back. Had fun, watched movies, socialized and drank ourselves silly.

There's beer, Smirnoff and cake left in the fridge.

EDIT: Scratch that, there's only beer left in the fridge.

But so soon! I wasn't done yet. I was working on a whole array of clever status updates. man!

*kicks lint*

You snooze, you lose. ;)
I do not snooze. I lurk. And prey. And update statuses with minutae.
Hmmm....minutae.
Put it down. Walk away. The world cannot know such things. We're better off for it to be veiled in a shroud of despondency.

Aww man. Spoilsport.


Röne Bartön wrote:
Pett's Mullet wrote:
Röne Bartön wrote:

Oh no, sir. It does not compare. My mane brings the girls to the school yard for things other than a milk shake. First things first; you got to venture outside the house and swing it like you bring it. When my mane is in its full glory, it shimmers sparkles and draws down four score and six packs of teens and cougars to their knees in a semi-circle in a matter of five minutes flat.

Your rat-infested toupee is no match for me and my luscious curls!
I got a scrub I can recommend for your Brit-nappies. Either that or copious amounts of starch and pomade. Venture across the Atlantic for details.

Would getting you a copy of Venture disable your current protocol, you horrorbot? (I want to LOL but such netcronyms seem frowned upon of late... so I have to take the long way around.)

I don't use product, BTW. Now when I was 13-14 I used enough Vitalis hair spray on my ridiculous mop top to form a galeate carapace type construct atop my pate. To think that's the haircut I wanted to hold in place.

One kid used to sing "Talking 'bout the WAY OUTS! WAY OUTS!" (That Beatles satire on The Flinstones)

Another friend said I looked like Tattoo from Fantasy Island.

Oh ze pain... ze pain!

Perhaps I looked like a mycoman.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agitate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Hello and good morning! I'm back. Had fun, watched movies, socialized and drank ourselves silly.

There's beer, Smirnoff and cake left in the fridge.

EDIT: Scratch that, there's only beer left in the fridge.

But so soon! I wasn't done yet. I was working on a whole array of clever status updates. man!

*kicks lint*

You snooze, you lose. ;)
I do not snooze. I lurk. And prey. And update statuses with minutae.
Hmmm....minutae.
Put it down. Walk away. The world cannot know such things. We're better off for it to be veiled in a shroud of despondency.
Aww man. Spoilsport.

You will thank your doppelganger for looking out for you on this minutae. Someday.


The Jade wrote:

Would getting you a copy of Venture disable your current protocol, you horrorbot? (I want to LOL but such netcronyms seem frowned upon of late... so I have to take the long way around.)

I don't use product, BTW. Now when I was 13-14 I used enough Vitalis hair spray on my ridiculous mop top to form a galeate carapace type construct atop my pate. To think that's the haircut I wanted to hold in place.

One kid used to sing "Talking 'bout the WAY OUTS! WAY OUTS!" (That Beatles satire on The Flinstones)

Another friend said I looked like Tattoo from Fantasy Island.

Oh ze pain... ze pain!

Perhaps I looked like a mycoman.

Horrorbot? How dare you. How dare you, sir. Besides, if you used that particular netcronym, I would have to unfriend you. Right after I usurp you and steal your soul and house it in my liver. It's useless to me anyway.

That said, how would I venture a distribution deal? I want to be acknowledged as minister of jaded propaganda, executive.


Röne Bartön wrote:
The Jade wrote:

Would getting you a copy of Venture disable your current protocol, you horrorbot? (I want to LOL but such netcronyms seem frowned upon of late... so I have to take the long way around.)

I don't use product, BTW. Now when I was 13-14 I used enough Vitalis hair spray on my ridiculous mop top to form a galeate carapace type construct atop my pate. To think that's the haircut I wanted to hold in place.

One kid used to sing "Talking 'bout the WAY OUTS! WAY OUTS!" (That Beatles satire on The Flinstones)

Another friend said I looked like Tattoo from Fantasy Island.

Oh ze pain... ze pain!

Perhaps I looked like a mycoman.

Horrorbot? How dare you. How dare you, sir. Besides, if you used that particular netcronym, I would have to unfriend you. Right after I usurp you and steal your soul and house it in my liver. It's useless to me anyway.

That said, how would I venture a distribution deal? I want to be acknowledged as minister of jaded propaganda, executive.

What's useless to you? My filched soul, or your tattered liver?

I suppose if you keep representing me, I could always cut you in on all that roughneck oral coming my way thanks to your sterling efforts.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Last night was interesting. Looks like everyone is excited about playing. We were just going to have a discussion about the setting for the next AP to run and it turned into a character building event. Oops.
At your pace, that would have been anywhere from five to fifteen minutes. Who was goofing off?

PF n00bz we have in this session, yes. /yoda


The Jade wrote:
What's useless to you? My filched soul, or your tattered liver?

Yes.

The Jade wrote:
I suppose if you keep representing me, I could always cut you in on all that roughneck oral coming my way thanks to your sterling efforts.

You say it as if porcelain sounds so platinum. I'm in.


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Last night was interesting. Looks like everyone is excited about playing. We were just going to have a discussion about the setting for the next AP to run and it turned into a character building event. Oops.
At your pace, that would have been anywhere from five to fifteen minutes. Who was goofing off?
PF n00bz we have in this session, yes. /yoda

Do what must be done. /Palpatine.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Last night was interesting. Looks like everyone is excited about playing. We were just going to have a discussion about the setting for the next AP to run and it turned into a character building event. Oops.
At your pace, that would have been anywhere from five to fifteen minutes. Who was goofing off?
PF n00bz we have in this session, yes. /yoda
Do what must be done. /Palpatine.

Honestly, I think they'll do fine. They're both picking up the rules very quickly (one is new to RPGs in general) and the other if pretty familiar with 3.5 D&D.

They've decided on an elf cleric of Erastil (archer w/ animal and plant domains) as a "urban druid" and a classic human rogue. One even showed up with pictures of what her character would look like. Awesome!


Röne Bartön wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I suppose if you keep representing me, I could always cut you in on all that roughneck oral coming my way thanks to your sterling efforts.
You say it as if porcelain sounds so platinum. I'm in.

Well then let's unzip that raw talent of yours and get to work!


lynora wrote:
Bad news on the job. He'll get the official word later today. Now I'm just scrambling to do some last minute things like get prescriptions filled while we still have insurance.:(

Suck city. Sorry.


Emperor7 wrote:
lynora wrote:
Bad news on the job. He'll get the official word later today. Now I'm just scrambling to do some last minute things like get prescriptions filled while we still have insurance.:(
Suck city. Sorry.

+1. Nothing is worse than the uncertainty of unemployment.


Studpuffin wrote:

Honestly, I think they'll do fine. They're both picking up the rules very quickly (one is new to RPGs in general) and the other if pretty familiar with 3.5 D&D.

They've decided on an elf cleric of Erastil (archer w/ animal and plant domains) as a "urban druid" and a classic human rogue. One even showed up with pictures of what her character would look like. Awesome!

But the real important thing: will there be blatant sexism?


The Jade wrote:
Röne Bartön wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I suppose if you keep representing me, I could always cut you in on all that roughneck oral coming my way thanks to your sterling efforts.
You say it as if porcelain sounds so platinum. I'm in.
Well then let's unzip that raw talent of yours and get to work!

Even the bravest of krakens fear my vuvuzelaic hentaicopter.


Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

Honestly, I think they'll do fine. They're both picking up the rules very quickly (one is new to RPGs in general) and the other if pretty familiar with 3.5 D&D.

They've decided on an elf cleric of Erastil (archer w/ animal and plant domains) as a "urban druid" and a classic human rogue. One even showed up with pictures of what her character would look like. Awesome!

But the real important thing: will there be blatant sexism?

[George Thorogood] Only if they're bad to the bone [/George Thorogood]


Houstonian! This is your General speaking. Do you have anything to report from your venture? I see tales of films and libations. What about Project Vegas Vicarious? I demand a full report on my desk at 0600.

Do not fail me.


General Zod! wrote:

Houstonian! This is your General speaking. Do you have anything to report from your venture? I see tales of films and libations. What about Project Vegas Vicarious? I demand a full report on my desk at 0600.

Do not fail me.

I've been beating around the bush.

Scarab Sages

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
General Zod! wrote:

Houstonian! This is your General speaking. Do you have anything to report from your venture? I see tales of films and libations. What about Project Vegas Vicarious? I demand a full report on my desk at 0600.

Do not fail me.

I've been beating around the bush.

Wow. I've been hanging around you guys too much. My mind went straight to the gutter with that one...


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
General Zod! wrote:

Houstonian! This is your General speaking. Do you have anything to report from your venture? I see tales of films and libations. What about Project Vegas Vicarious? I demand a full report on my desk at 0600.

Do not fail me.

I've been beating around the bush.

I would be happy (for you) if that were literally true. That would be like jumping past first and stealing third.

But gullible isn't in the dictionary.


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
General Zod! wrote:

Houstonian! This is your General speaking. Do you have anything to report from your venture? I see tales of films and libations. What about Project Vegas Vicarious? I demand a full report on my desk at 0600.

Do not fail me.

I've been beating around the bush.
Wow. I've been hanging around you guys too much. My mind went straight to the gutter with that one...

That's what happens when you exit the safeguards of the sanctuary. ;-)


Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
General Zod! wrote:

Houstonian! This is your General speaking. Do you have anything to report from your venture? I see tales of films and libations. What about Project Vegas Vicarious? I demand a full report on my desk at 0600.

Do not fail me.

I've been beating around the bush.

I would be happy (for you) if that were literally true. That would be like jumping past first and stealing third.

But gullible isn't in the dictionary.

Cripe. I meant my own bush.


puts on a pot of coffee

Liberty's Edge

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
General Zod! wrote:

Houstonian! This is your General speaking. Do you have anything to report from your venture? I see tales of films and libations. What about Project Vegas Vicarious? I demand a full report on my desk at 0600.

Do not fail me.

I've been beating around the bush.

I would be happy (for you) if that were literally true. That would be like jumping past first and stealing third.

But gullible isn't in the dictionary.

Cripe. I meant my own bush.

Y'know, there's not a wire brush strong enough to scrub that image from my brain now. Thanksalot.


Röne Bartön wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Röne Bartön wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I suppose if you keep representing me, I could always cut you in on all that roughneck oral coming my way thanks to your sterling efforts.
You say it as if porcelain sounds so platinum. I'm in.
Well then let's unzip that raw talent of yours and get to work!
Even the bravest of krakens fear my vuvuzelaic hentaicopter.

I would imagine so. Understandably shudder worthy.


Röne Bartön wrote:
Pett's Mullet wrote:
Röne Bartön wrote:

Oh no, sir. It does not compare. My mane brings the girls to the school yard for things other than a milk shake. First things first; you got to venture outside the house and swing it like you bring it. When my mane is in its full glory, it shimmers sparkles and draws down four score and six packs of teens and cougars to their knees in a semi-circle in a matter of five minutes flat.

Your rat-infested toupee is no match for me and my luscious curls!
I got a scrub I can recommend for your Brit-nappies. Either that or copious amounts of starch and pomade. Venture across the Atlantic for details.

Keep your pomade to yourself, not all of us want to look like a reject from Grease.


Awright folks, it's been a busy day, but I must be off for now. D&D awaits this eve, and tomorrow is going to be an even more geek heavy day. It's all in preparation for...the greatest vacation ever?!?! Potentially! Awright, I'm off for now.

Sovereign Court

Pett's Mullet wrote:
Röne Bartön wrote:
Pett's Mullet wrote:
Röne Bartön wrote:

Oh no, sir. It does not compare. My mane brings the girls to the school yard for things other than a milk shake. First things first; you got to venture outside the house and swing it like you bring it. When my mane is in its full glory, it shimmers sparkles and draws down four score and six packs of teens and cougars to their knees in a semi-circle in a matter of five minutes flat.

Your rat-infested toupee is no match for me and my luscious curls!
I got a scrub I can recommend for your Brit-nappies. Either that or copious amounts of starch and pomade. Venture across the Atlantic for details.
Keep your pomade to yourself, not all of us want to look like a reject from Grease.

Well, except maybe Jade...


Cripe it's dark in here.

turns on a floodlight


Callous Jack wrote:
Pett's Mullet wrote:
Röne Bartön wrote:
Pett's Mullet wrote:
Röne Bartön wrote:

Oh no, sir. It does not compare. My mane brings the girls to the school yard for things other than a milk shake. First things first; you got to venture outside the house and swing it like you bring it. When my mane is in its full glory, it shimmers sparkles and draws down four score and six packs of teens and cougars to their knees in a semi-circle in a matter of five minutes flat.

Your rat-infested toupee is no match for me and my luscious curls!
I got a scrub I can recommend for your Brit-nappies. Either that or copious amounts of starch and pomade. Venture across the Atlantic for details.
Keep your pomade to yourself, not all of us want to look like a reject from Grease.
Well, except maybe Jade...

I'm okay with it.


The Jade wrote:
I'm okay with it.

Funny, I watched Grease last week on Friday night.


Thanks for the sympathy and well wishes guys. I guess they couldn't get their ducks in a row legally speaking, so they're putting off the firing until Friday. Which at least gives us some time. Yeah, trying to look at the bright side on this just isn't working. :/


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I'm okay with it.
Funny, I watched Grease last week on Friday night.

I commend you on your good taste.


The Jade wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I'm okay with it.
Funny, I watched Grease last week on Friday night.
I commend you on your good taste.

I forgot how damn good the movie is. Need to watch it again soon.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
General Zod! wrote:

Houstonian! This is your General speaking. Do you have anything to report from your venture? I see tales of films and libations. What about Project Vegas Vicarious? I demand a full report on my desk at 0600.

Do not fail me.

I've been beating around the bush.

I would be happy (for you) if that were literally true. That would be like jumping past first and stealing third.

But gullible isn't in the dictionary.

Cripe. I meant my own bush.

Sometimes, when you want to deliver a comeback, you must first wipe your own chin.

You may proceed.


Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
General Zod! wrote:

Houstonian! This is your General speaking. Do you have anything to report from your venture? I see tales of films and libations. What about Project Vegas Vicarious? I demand a full report on my desk at 0600.

Do not fail me.

I've been beating around the bush.

I would be happy (for you) if that were literally true. That would be like jumping past first and stealing third.

But gullible isn't in the dictionary.

Cripe. I meant my own bush.
Y'know, there's not a wire brush strong enough to scrub that image from my brain now. Thanksalot.

I will say this: he has the stones. Even I have my limits.


The Jade wrote:
Röne Bartön wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Röne Bartön wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I suppose if you keep representing me, I could always cut you in on all that roughneck oral coming my way thanks to your sterling efforts.
You say it as if porcelain sounds so platinum. I'm in.
Well then let's unzip that raw talent of yours and get to work!
Even the bravest of krakens fear my vuvuzelaic hentaicopter.
I would imagine so. Understandably shudder worthy.

I have the approval of epileptics from coast to coast. When she ventures, I seize-her.


Pett's Mullet wrote:
Röne Bartön wrote:
Pett's Mullet wrote:
Röne Bartön wrote:

Oh no, sir. It does not compare. My mane brings the girls to the school yard for things other than a milk shake. First things first; you got to venture outside the house and swing it like you bring it. When my mane is in its full glory, it shimmers sparkles and draws down four score and six packs of teens and cougars to their knees in a semi-circle in a matter of five minutes flat.

Your rat-infested toupee is no match for me and my luscious curls!
I got a scrub I can recommend for your Brit-nappies. Either that or copious amounts of starch and pomade. Venture across the Atlantic for details.
Keep your pomade to yourself, not all of us want to look like a reject from Grease.

Hush, Pink Lady. Thou shalt not be more onerous than yours truly.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Cripe it's dark in here.

turns on a floodlight

In the abyss, staring back at you ... is a train. a bullet train.

Liberty's Edge

*spins in circles*


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
The Jade wrote:
I'm okay with it.
Funny, I watched Grease last week on Friday night.

Whilst beating around one's own bush in one hand and a pot of black in the other. Talking about pulling an all-nighter.

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